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dirtydeanna96 said:
Wait wait. Kevin watches a philosophy YouTube, and can't get a handle on what platonic means?
Knowing about Plato is philosophy 101
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Close but actually philosophytube is a self important troon that just came out and is possibly even more insufferable than Kevin.


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EnemyStand said:
Oh boy! You want to fight, Kevin? Because since Nazi to you just means social conservative, I know plenty of people who'd love to kick your ass starting with me.
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I don't know whether to rate this post top hat or rainbow.
I'll go with rainbow since Kev's just a keyboard warrior and couldn't wobble into a fighting stance even if he wasn't, on account on the profound pain and discomfort of his stink ditch.

The only way he would ever participate in a fight is similar to this old joke:
Rabbit kicks in the door of the pub, jumps into the center, and shouts: "WHO WANNA FIGHT?"
Bear, the largest animal in the forest, stands up and walks up to Rabbit.
"Okay Bear, you're with me, we're going to wreck these sorry bitches in no time!"

TL;DR Kev's just like the lapdog of an old lady, bravely barking from behind the fence, never ever leaving the house.
 
Lubby Smith said:
The wetness is dick sweat, Kevin.
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"DESPITE WHAT SURGEONS CLAIM"
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I think I've cracked a fucking rib, my sides. Coomthryn is probably huffing and wet because he's out of breath after walking to the kitchen for another stick of butter.
 
Lubby Smith said:
Watch out, spineless coward chuds, Kevin is very badass.
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Even if Kev didn't have that crotch wound hindering his ability to even walk, he wouldn't be bashing anyone's face in, let's face it. A child could probably kick him in the shins and he'd collapse. Luckily he has Mistress Horseface to protect him from chuds who want to smelt his plastic robot hoard.
 
following this thread has totally ruined alpacas for me. a picture of one came up on a Brave start page earlier and I couldn't help but immediately picture kevin in my mind's eye, with his craterous forehead and rapidly retreating hairline, naturally all brought together with his trademark smirk
 
I doubt Kevin has been in an actual fight in his life. He was probably the kid that immediately ran off to tell teacher if a fight was happening though.
 
Boris Blank's glass eye said:
I don't know whether to rate this post top hat or rainbow.
I'll go with rainbow since Kev's just a keyboard warrior and couldn't wobble into a fighting stance even if he wasn't, on account on the profound pain and discomfort of his stink ditch.

The only way he would ever participate in a fight is similar to this old joke:
Rabbit kicks in the door of the pub, jumps into the center, and shouts: "WHO WANNA FIGHT?"
Bear, the largest animal in the forest, stands up and walks up to Rabbit.
"Okay Bear, you're with me, we're going to wreck these sorry bitches in no time!"

TL;DR Kev's just like the lapdog of an old lady, bravely barking from behind the fence, never ever leaving the house.
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The only thing Kev can fight against is the sealing of his am-tomb and he's losing.
 
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