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https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."
 
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I work in the 'hood and from time to time I'll see a stray Pitbull in the alley next to the shop. Sometimes I'll make sure not to look it in the eye and carefully walk away slowly if it's far away. If I'm close to one I stand still and avoid looking at it, trying to act like I'm not even a living being hoping it'll lose interest in me.
 
boxcutters work wonders. you can try to disembowel but the retarded gargoyle motherfuckers don't even know what that means. sharp thing, stab repeatedly in the face and chest. you've got a 50-50 shot at that point

alternatively, get into a car. car attacks are super effective against pitbull types and can OHKO them if you've put enough points into speed
 
Theres an episode of Fear Thy Neighbor called Hell Hounds about pitbulls. A woman called the cops 46 times about dangerous things the guy was doing with his dogs. They killed her cats.

One day she goes into the alley between the houses which the dude has built fencing in to make it narrow and blind ended. For some reason (its beleived to be intentional) the two pitbulls were waiting. They tortured mauled and ate this woman til she died.
 
For those of us in places with retarded gun laws, what’s the second best option if you can’t just shoot an attacking pibble? Does bear spray work? Does anything work in that moment?
Pitbulls are relatively small dogs and not that difficult to fend off. They're also not magical hellbeasts, the same rules apply to them as to any other small or medium dog.

If it's actually rushing you and you can keep it at bay by aiming a kick or two at the face, it will likely back away to reevaluate what it wants to do. If you can make sure you're not backing it into a corner, advance on it. Don't face it straight on, turn your body about a quarter away from it. It will understand that it's in your peripheral vision, and that you're neither pressing an attack or backing down from one. 99% of the time this is enough to make an aggressive dog chuff a little then back away and try to leave without losing face. This is when you take the opportunity to walk away ; never turn your back on it until you're at a safe distance.

If it closes the distance and actually latches onto you, the most important thing to do is prevent it from using it's body weight to rag you. Outside of a few extremely powerful breeds like Rottweilers and Kangals, dogs can't do much damage though bite force alone, so you need to lift either it's front two legs, or back two legs off the ground. Lifting the back legs is much better, but you're not in a position to do that if you're the one being attacked. Make sure you keep it's front legs up off the ground and do whatever you can to retain your footing. Call out for help, and if any comes direct them to lift the dogs hind legs and then force it to let go of you by pushing something hard into its mouth and levering it open. At this point it's unlikely to try and continue the fight outnumbered and you can chase it off. If no help comes, you're in a pretty tricky situation without a weapon. Kick at the dogs flanks and groin if you can do so without compromising your footing, and gouge at its eyes. When it lets go, you need to immediately advance and kick at it to force it back and keep it from pressing you from another angle. If you manage this, this is where you turn 3/4 on and back it down.

If the dog actually manages to take you to the ground you're in serious, serious trouble. Cover up your head and neck as best you can, get your belly away from it, tuck your arms and fingers to try and give it nothing to latch onto, and scream and wail like a distressed little girl and hope that people come and help you. If it's just one dog there's a chance it will consider the fight won and trot off victorious. If it's a pack, you're probably going to be killed at this point.

If you're dealing with a pack it's important to balance bluff advances towards them to make sure they know you're willing to fight, denying any of them from getting around behind you and taking your flank, and moving towards your exit (a door, a car, whatever). None of the dogs will want to be first in unless they can take you from behind, and if one gets you like that the rest are going to pile in. They will try circle and stall while they size you up, so make sure you use the limited time you have to get to safety, and don't ever, ever let them take your back.

Bear spray will usually work if you can hit the dog before it latches onto you, and anything that makes a loud distressing sound like a rape alarm or blank-firing gun might work, or might not. Don't listen to these retards who think you should knife-fight a pitbull, you will absolutely lose.

I work in the 'hood and from time to time I'll see a stray Pitbull in the alley next to the shop. Sometimes I'll make sure not to look it in the eye and carefully walk away slowly if it's far away. If I'm close to one I stand still and avoid looking at it, trying to act like I'm not even a living being hoping it'll lose interest in me.
Keep yourself about 1/4 facing it. Most of what you're doing is good, but don't freeze up, it's a prey instinct. Lone stray dogs are rarely dangerous, just go about your business and make like you're ignoring it and as long as you don't give it your back you'll be fine.
 
For those of us in places with retarded gun laws, what’s the second best option if you can’t just shoot an attacking pibble? Does bear spray work? Does anything work in that moment?
One thing to help if the dog is mauling someone/something else is a tool called a break stick:
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They're literally only meant for pits, you jam it into the corner of their mouth until they let go. Guns and knives are your best bet to end the threat altogether though of course, and I've heard of people strangling them with leashes until they passed out (sometimes even that isn't enough to release the grip, until the dog actually dies).

A thing to keep in mind is that even if you mortally wound a pit they can still keep attacking as they're dying (this relentless tenacity is what is meant by "dead game"), so if you're going to stab them at all you'd best keep stabbing as fast and as hard as you can to improve your odds.
 
I've heard of people strangling them with leashes until they passed out (sometimes even that isn't enough to release the grip, until the dog actually dies).
The trick is to stick a pole under the collar and twist it like a garotte, and it's more of an urban myth than something that actually works. The dog will just instinctively fight harder in an attempt to win the fight before it gasses out.

If you're trying to get an attacking dog off somebody your best bet is to lift the hind legs to prevent more damage but if you urgently need it to let go completely, like for instance it has a small animal or child that doesn't need to be ragged to be seriously injured, your best option is to grab a handful of loose flank skin just forward of the hind leg and yank hard at it. It's harmless to the dog but it will trigger an instinctive "bigger threat got you from behind, turn and face it or try to escape" reflex.
 
Im glad I was alone because I lost it laughing when the draft horse kicked the shit out of that pit and sent it sliding all the way under the wagon. Too bad she shouldn't just let the horse loose to kick the dog and it's dumbass owner to death.

Whoever that moron who was trying to get the dog back bare handed almost got it two or three times. People fucking die or get crippled for life from being kicked by a horse, that shit isn't joking around.
You may enjoy these two videos of aggressive pits getting wrecked (I know I do lol)

Whoever posted that first one is a bleeding heart retard, but the footage itself is great (pittie goes flying at about 1:10)

And here a mule fights back as a pit tries to rip it apart, eventually putting the worthless hell beast out of its misery:

I sincerely hope that mule was spoiled rotten for the rest of it's life🌈
 
Theres an episode of Fear Thy Neighbor called Hell Hounds about pitbulls. A woman called the cops 46 times about dangerous things the guy was doing with his dogs. They killed her cats.

One day she goes into the alley between the houses which the dude has built fencing in to make it narrow and blind ended. For some reason (its beleived to be intentional) the two pitbulls were waiting. They tortured mauled and ate this woman til she died.
I think I've seen this. Wasn't it a couple? If not there was another episode that was similar where a couple had pits that they neglected and the woman neighbor would actually throw food over the fence to feed them because they were malnourished and the couple got mad at her for feeding the dogs.

Then they killed her when they escaped and she was outside.

ETA: Same ep. Pit owners are psychopaths.
 
I think I've seen this. Wasn't it a couple? If not there was another episode that was similar where a couple had pits that they neglected and the woman neighbor would actually throw food over the fence to feed them because they were malnourished and the couple got mad at her for feeding the dogs.

Then they killed her when they escaped and she was outside.

ETA: Same ep. Pit owners are psychopaths.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=csP32PdsRB4
Yea read some court things after the fact and they seems rather sure that it was set up for those pits to eat her...If i remember right he barely got punished.
 
Pitbulls are relatively small dogs and not that difficult to fend off. They're also not magical hellbeasts, the same rules apply to them as to any other small or medium dog.

If it's actually rushing you and you can keep it at bay by aiming a kick or two at the face, it will likely back away to reevaluate what it wants to do. If you can make sure you're not backing it into a corner, advance on it. Don't face it straight on, turn your body about a quarter away from it. It will understand that it's in your peripheral vision, and that you're neither pressing an attack or backing down from one. 99% of the time this is enough to make an aggressive dog chuff a little then back away and try to leave without losing face. This is when you take the opportunity to walk away ; never turn your back on it until you're at a safe distance.

If it closes the distance and actually latches onto you, the most important thing to do is prevent it from using it's body weight to rag you. Outside of a few extremely powerful breeds like Rottweilers and Kangals, dogs can't do much damage though bite force alone, so you need to lift either it's front two legs, or back two legs off the ground. Lifting the back legs is much better, but you're not in a position to do that if you're the one being attacked. Make sure you keep it's front legs up off the ground and do whatever you can to retain your footing. Call out for help, and if any comes direct them to lift the dogs hind legs and then force it to let go of you by pushing something hard into its mouth and levering it open. At this point it's unlikely to try and continue the fight outnumbered and you can chase it off. If no help comes, you're in a pretty tricky situation without a weapon. Kick at the dogs flanks and groin if you can do so without compromising your footing, and gouge at its eyes. When it lets go, you need to immediately advance and kick at it to force it back and keep it from pressing you from another angle. If you manage this, this is where you turn 3/4 on and back it down.

If the dog actually manages to take you to the ground you're in serious, serious trouble. Cover up your head and neck as best you can, get your belly away from it, tuck your arms and fingers to try and give it nothing to latch onto, and scream and wail like a distressed little girl and hope that people come and help you. If it's just one dog there's a chance it will consider the fight won and trot off victorious. If it's a pack, you're probably going to be killed at this point.

If you're dealing with a pack it's important to balance bluff advances towards them to make sure they know you're willing to fight, denying any of them from getting around behind you and taking your flank, and moving towards your exit (a door, a car, whatever). None of the dogs will want to be first in unless they can take you from behind, and if one gets you like that the rest are going to pile in. They will try circle and stall while they size you up, so make sure you use the limited time you have to get to safety, and don't ever, ever let them take your back.

Bear spray will usually work if you can hit the dog before it latches onto you, and anything that makes a loud distressing sound like a rape alarm or blank-firing gun might work, or might not. Don't listen to these retards who think you should knife-fight a pitbull, you will absolutely lose.


Keep yourself about 1/4 facing it. Most of what you're doing is good, but don't freeze up, it's a prey instinct. Lone stray dogs are rarely dangerous, just go about your business and make like you're ignoring it and as long as you don't give it your back you'll be fine.
Great advice. 100% agree.

The other day I was taking my dog for a walk down my rural road. As I walked past someone’s driveway, a pit mix came running out while barking. I put my hand up and yelled “STOP” while facing her and moving slowly away at the same time. She stopped completely. My dog just looked around like “what the hell?”. I backed away and there was no incident.

I know most people in this thread hate pits, but it’s just sad. They can be very loyal and sweet, but they are also not for first-time dog owners. You need to know what you are doing, And I don’t mean “oh but I bought him the finest bedding and toys at PetSmart”.

For those of you who think dog fighting isn’t a big deal, I challenge you to watch the documentary “Off The Chain” all the way through. The phrase “off the chain” refers to the first time a dog is put in a ring to fight. I felt sick to my stomach after watching it, but please feel free to tell me what you think after watching that.
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I know most people in this thread hate pits, but it’s just sad. They can be very loyal and sweet, but they are also not for first-time dog owners. You need to know what you are doing, And I don’t mean “oh but I bought him the finest bedding and toys at PetSmart”.
I think the trickiest problem with pits is how naturally affectionate and sweet they are. They're not at all difficult to manage, but their nature makes them seem even easier and hides developing problems from novice dog owners. Anyone can buy one and barely train it and 99% of the time it'll be a perfectly gentle, adorable doofus, until that horrifying irreversible 1% of the time that it suddenly isn't.

There are far, far more difficult and dangerous dogs that are less of a problem, because if you have a badly trained Akita or Cane Corso or even an easy dog like a Rottweiler or German Shepherd, it's extremely obvious when the dog is out of your control and going to attack somebody sooner or later.
 
I think the trickiest problem with pits is how naturally affectionate and sweet they are. They're not at all difficult to manage, but their nature makes them seem even easier and hides developing problems from novice dog owners. Anyone can buy one and barely train it and 99% of the time it'll be a perfectly gentle, adorable doofus, until that horrifying irreversible 1% of the time that it suddenly isn't.

There are far, far more difficult and dangerous dogs that are less of a problem, because if you have a badly trained Akita or Cane Corso or even an easy dog like a Rottweiler or German Shepherd, it's extremely obvious when the dog is out of your control and going to attack somebody sooner or later.
To expand on this, please don’t take your dog to an off-leash dog park until you are entirely sure of their personality (and even then...). Your dog may not start a fight, but they will damn sure finish it, and you will be the one left liable.

Oh haha so funny, I get it. ‘Cause bull dogs and whatever. Hilarious. Even though my beagles killed a rabbit and an opossum. Let’s blame the bull dogs everyone haha. /sneed

Fuck off.
 
Oh haha so funny, I get it. ‘Cause bull dogs and whatever. Hilarious. Even though my beagles killed a rabbit and an opossum. Let’s blame the bull dogs everyone haha. /sneed

Fuck off.
Most of the people in this thread are embarrassingly terrified of a specific breed of small dog and use this as a safe space to vent about it. Please be more sensitive and understanding as we can't know what circumstances or events in their life might have led to people being so afraid of a domestic animal that comes up to their knee.
 
I think the trickiest problem with pits is how naturally affectionate and sweet they are. They're not at all difficult to manage, but their nature makes them seem even easier and hides developing problems from novice dog owners. Anyone can buy one and barely train it and 99% of the time it'll be a perfectly gentle, adorable doofus, until that horrifying irreversible 1% of the time that it suddenly isn't.
It comes back down to their PitBulls being one of the dumbest dog breeds.

When they get spooked, they can't cope with it and become aggressive. They can be trained but that training would need to take an animal with extremely low intelligence, and teach it to suppress it's natural urges which is to take down large animals. That is going to be a lot more involved than say teaching a Golden Retriever to heel.

Considering who the typical Pit Bull owner is, it sounds ike a big job.
 
It comes back down to their PitBulls being one of the dumbest dog breeds.

When they get spooked, they can't cope with it and become aggressive. They can be trained but that training would need to take an animal with extremely low intelligence, and teach it to suppress it's natural urges which is to take down large animals. That is going to be a lot more involved than say teaching a Golden Retriever to heel.

Considering who the typical Pit Bull owner is, it sounds ike a big job.
It's definitely down to a mix of low intelligence, high energy and gaminess, but it's relatively easy to reign them in compared to other breeds commonly used for bite work, all they really need is regular socialisation with firm guidance, and a calm and dominant owner they can take cues from. Drunk screaming trailer trash and clueless pittie mom karens are pretty much the opposite of this.
 
I think the trickiest problem with pits is how naturally affectionate and sweet they are. They're not at all difficult to manage, but their nature makes them seem even easier and hides developing problems from novice dog owners. Anyone can buy one and barely train it and 99% of the time it'll be a perfectly gentle, adorable doofus, until that horrifying irreversible 1% of the time that it suddenly isn't.

There are far, far more difficult and dangerous dogs that are less of a problem, because if you have a badly trained Akita or Cane Corso or even an easy dog like a Rottweiler or German Shepherd, it's extremely obvious when the dog is out of your control and going to attack somebody sooner or later.
Legit 10/10 post tbh. Although the funniest part is the actual pittard taking it at face value.
 
what? akitas are dangerous? i dont know much about dogs but arent they basically just larger shiba inus from japan?
Akitas are pretty large and powerful, and fairly naturally aggressive, but the biggest issue is that they're extremely dominant and notoriously difficult to control, and for a time in around the late 90s and early 2000s they were considered extremely fashionable by drug dealers and gang members as an attack dog. They're much riskier dogs to own than pitbulls, and nobody should consider getting one unless they're experienced with dangerous and difficult dogs.
 
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