The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Merry]

I don't think Reddit has ever met an Irish person

 

[ShortBusDriver]

Couldn't the defense just introduce Floyd's positive Covid test and the trial be over?

 

[draggs]

*Arena explodes with excitement*

HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR

BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP

 

[Alkaline Cab]

Couldn't the defense just introduce Floyd's positive Covid test and the trial be over?

Couldn't the defense just introduce Floyd's fentanyl and meth levels and the trial be over?
If knee on neck (if it was on the neck) was an unreasonable risk of life to any person, he'd be guilty of manslaughter regardless of Floyd's conditions.
(plus, he reportedly was recovered by the time he died)

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Dr. Tobin is the editor of the American Thoracic Society's American Journal of Respiratory and Critical Care Medicine. Here're a couple things he's written about COVID treatments if anyone is interested.

Caution about early intubation and mechanical ventilation in COVID-19
Letter To The Editor: P-SILI is not justification for intubation of COVID-19 patients

I think it's fair to say that most of his practice is theoretical.

 

[Activelo]

>Faster than the speed of light, right?
>Correct.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Couldn't the defense just introduce Floyd's positive Covid test and the trial be over?

Yeah, but COVID-19 doesn't kill victims of white oppression. The riots taught us the virus is very woke and cares about fighting white supremacy. No, could not have killed Floyd.

 

[mate]

HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR

BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP

Nelson hits witness with steel chair.

Prosecution: Objection.
Judge: Overruled.

 

[Merry]

>Faster than the speed of light, right?
>Correct.

I suspect that was deliberate on Nelson's part unless the Irish quack discovered how to break E = MC2

 

[The Nameless One]

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I don't think Reddit has ever met an Irish person

I rewound to see what this was about, and man, they'll find anything to get offended on someone else's behalf. They were both sipping water, Nelson joked, "cheers, just like they say in Ireland, amirite?" and the doctor laughed and smiled and nodded.

 

[Probably An Autist]

I rewound to see what this was about, and man, they'll find anything to get offended on someone else's behalf. They were both sipping water, Nelson joked, "cheers, just like they say in Ireland, amirite?" and the doctor laughed and smiled and nodded.

they just hate him. he could have said "good day" and they'd comment on how he said it. it's hilarious lmao.

 

[Obscure Creature]

How is this doctor allowed to declare how Floyd died if he didn’t perform the autopsy himself. It just seems strange that he’s allowed to make that assertion

 

[Ari Gold]

OVERRULED

 

[Probably An Autist]

O V E R R U L E D

reddit can't comprehend that Nelson is working his way towards a point. I don't see it yet, but let the man speak lul

 

[Random Internet Person]

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At least it’s something different from sneed.

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What’s the closest to Ireland they’ve gotten? Listening to Jump Around once?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

How is this doctor allowed to declare how Floyd died if he didn’t perform the autopsy himself. It just seems strange that he’s allowed to make that assertion

Feels over facts, bigot.

 

[Rekkington]

"Your honor..."
"Overruled."

BAH GAWD

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

O V E R R U L E D

reddit can't comprehend that Nelson is working his way towards a point. I don't see it yet, but let the man speak lul

I think he’s walking him to the idea that a policeman should not be expected to have noticed all of these subtle signs of death

 

[Rekkington]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NELSON CANNOT BREATHE!

 

[Obscure Creature]

lol doctor claimed his measuments aren’t theoretical and then admits that he’s making assumptions right after