The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Sugar Puppet]

"Verbal threats can't be used to justify force."

Bullshit.

He's biased for the prosecution so he's being evasive and weaselly. He's agreeing with Nelson on pretty much every point but deflecting like crazy to try and minimize things.

 

[Obscure Creature]

Woke up late so didn't see the start of today's proceedings, can someone explain why a LA cop is on the stand?

He’s a use of force expert the prosecution has called in

 

[Denmark Mafia]

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Woke up late so didn't see the start of today's proceedings, can someone explain why a LA cop is on the stand?

The prosecution literally paid for this dude to come to the stand. The LA cop is a whore.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Woke up late so didn't see the start of today's proceedings, can someone explain why a LA cop is on the stand?

He was authorized and paid by the state to review the use of force by Chauvin from the bodycam footage.

 

[Probably An Autist]

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edit: the "suicide hotline trolls" is about people going to a reddit profile and clicking "get them help and support". it sends them them a message with the suicide hotline number lmao

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

He’s a use of force expert the prosecution has called in

The only force this guy is a specialist in is having it forced into his ass.

 

[Merry]

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you ninja bastard

 

[Obscure Creature]

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NO NOT THE HECKIN SWEARARINOS

Does this retard not realize Nelson is quoting what the crowd was saying. Jesus fuck

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

well LA cops ARE experts on excessive force ..

 

[In Memoriam]

Nelson has way too much fun repeating the "fucking pussy" line.
The way it rolls off his tongue is just gold

To be able to say that in open court? Fuck yeah

 

[TFT-A9]

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NO NOT THE HECKIN SWEARARINOS

"NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST QUOTE WHAT SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAID TO CHAUVIN IT'S NOT REEEEEAL IT NEVER HAPPENED I WON'T BELIEVE MY LYING EARS AND EYES"

 

[Spike Spergal]

Does this retard not realize Nelson is quoting what the crowd was saying. Jesus fuck

Knowing what the crowd was saying would involve actually looking at / paying attention to the footage instead of just selectively parroting what others say about it.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

well LA cops ARE experts on excessive force ..

But people still love them

 

[Meat Target]

I'd love to hear the Nelsoning, but loud-talking old people have decided it's their social hour in our closed-to-the-public office.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Bunnylips, you're an absolute genius

I would have accepted "glorious bastard" as well.

 

[talk sh1t]

Is this the first time that the position of the knee is analyzed in this trial?

 

[Merry]

tl;dr of this tard's answers:
"YES"
"IN SOME SITUATIONS"
"PERHAPS"

 

[Peacock Angel]

Is this the first time that the position of the knee is analyzed in this trial?

Nelson brought it up with the police chief that came on a couple days ago, whether the knee was on the neck or the shoulder.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

tl;dr of this tard's answers:
"YES"
"IN SOME SITUATIONS"
"PERHAPS"

Should ask the judge to treat him as hostile, he just needs to answer YES or NO under cross from the defense