Trump 2016

This is not a joke, he's really running this time.

Christmas came early. This is rich enough to make up for that whole "impending nuclear armageddon" thing.

 

[VLAD]

No, the dumbest thing Trump's done was alienate the entire hispanic voting community from even considering voting for him, literally right after he said he wanted to be president. And then refuse to take back his statements of literally calling everybody from Mexico "rapists, drug dealers" and some other third thing that's not nice.

Taking a stance against illegal immigration? Yeah, sure, why not.

Taking a stance against illegal immigration by issuing toxic blanket accusations of everybody from Mexico wether or not they were illegal immigrants to begin with? That alone turned a major news network away from having anything to do with him, along with the hispanic community at large wanting him nowhere near the Oval Office.

Nah dude, you don't understand. The Latinos love him. Because they know Donald's the only one who can Make America Great Again!

 

[Zero]

Are you seriously delusional enough to see Donald Trump as anything other than a parasite?

The man's not a free market hero. Trump's exactly the kind of crony capitalist who spent his whole life wheeling and dealing like a Russian Oligarch under Yeltsin. He colludes with the government* to steal peoples property. He manipulates government licenses and laws to give himself access to monopolies he still can't manage to run properly. He uses his position as the spoiled exceptional individual son of a multimillionaire to avoid every consequence to his repeated bad decisions and bankruptcies.

This isn't about political positions. Donald Trump is a self evident fraud, a pathological liar, a shameless crony, an abuser of both private and public powers. It doesn't matter what political positions someone takes when they're a greedy, retarded megalomaniac. Personality traits are the one thing no one should ever count on a politician changing.

If you seriously support Trump being placed anywhere other than Rikers Island, you're either deliberately ignorant, worthlessly cynical, heroically retarded, or a combination of all three.

*Michelle Malkin is and always will be an absolute cunt, but she's dead right about Trump.

Of course you want someone that can hide it better.

But where is the fun in that?

 

[*Asterisk*]

Of course you want someone that can hide it better.

But where is the fun in that?

If you already know someone is thick as pigshit, impossible to work with, and has a total disregard for all human beings but themself; you already know something more important about them than their views on any political issue. It's not worth wasting time on.

 

[XYZpdq]

I love how he's totally a badass sexy rebel who stands up to people unless they're a major newspaper that said something mean, then he blocks them like a tranny on twitter.

 

[AnOminous]

On his trip to becoming a lolcow, Trump's own lawyer steps in a mountain of shit.

A lawyer for Donald Trump threatened a reporter with what he described would amount to a “f***ing disgusting” consequence if the journalist published a story about sexual assault accusations reportedly once made by the Republican hopeful’s ex-wife.

“You write a story that has Mr. Trump’s name in it, with the word ‘rape,’ and I’m going to mess your life up…for as long as you’re on this frickin’ planet … you’re going to have judgments against you, so much money, you’ll never know how to get out from underneath it,” Michael Cohen, special counsel to Trump, told The Daily Beast reporter Tim Mak.

Then, proving he got his law license from a pack of Cracker Jacks, he goes on to say this:

Asked about the deposition Monday, Cohen told the liberal-leaning news outlet that “it’s not the word you’re trying to make it into.” He added that Ivana “felt raped emotionally…she was not referring to it [as] a criminal matter, and not in its literal sense, though there’s many literal senses to the word.”

“You cannot rape your spouse,” Cohen continued. “There’s very clear case law.”

There's very clear case law of exactly the opposite. There is not a single state in the Union where that statement is true, and it hasn't been since 1993, when Oklahoma and North Carolina pulled their heads out of their asses and joined civilization.

Also, if Trump's lawyer, and I use that word loosely though he appears to have a license, wanted to stop the word "rape" from occurring in a news story about his client, he shouldn't have thrown around the word repeatedly in his bizarre, rambling threats. Now, all the news outlets covering this will use the word rape repeatedly: QUOTING HIS OWN DUMB AS DOGSHIT STATEMENT.

 

[Zero]

which was probably his plan. Trump didnt get popular by being PC

 

[Hyperion]

Just going to leave this here:

 

[*Asterisk*]

You're the wind beneath my wings, @AnOminous.

 

[NegaCWC]

No.

I think the worst thing he's done so far was saying that McCain wasn't a war hero. I'm not a fan of McCain, but it's stupid to say that he isn't a hero. Especially from someone who has never served (Trump)

Plus apparently he's thinking about running third party. If so, there's no point of the publicity and treating him like the Superman of GOP

How do you feel about the fact that Trump is a huge flip-flopper that makes Romney look ideologically consistent? He donated to Hilary and other democratic candidates for office (including Rahm Emanuel in 2010) was pro-choice before he was pro-life and was once for universal healthcare. What happened that he had such a drastic change in his political views?

 

[j.peikko]

now typo free! and still remember to vote

 

[Teddy]

How do you feel about the fact that Trump is a huge flip-flopper that makes Romney look ideologically consistent? He donated to Hilary and other democratic candidates for office (including Rahm Emanuel in 2010) was pro-choice before he was pro-life and was once for universal healthcare. What happened that he had such a drastic change in his political views?

Am I suppose to be shock? You can't trust any of these people. I always knew that Trump was a flip flopper. I just find him entertaining as of late and un PC, something that these dull candidates aren't. Didn't know that equated to blindly backing him. I wouldn't be surprised if he started changing his tone to middle of road once he brought us in. That's how it goes.

Thanks for the info about his stance on abortion though. You made me to remember not to trust politicians. Especially without doing enough research.

 

[BurgerKing]

For the laughs, I wanna see Trump get super far, but not get elected. It would be fucking hilarious I tell you.

Spoiler: Image

 

[AnOminous]

Can't stump the Trump!

Well, unless you ask him to explain one of his own positions.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Can't stump the Trump!

Well, unless you ask him to explain one of his own positions.

"Mr. Trump: does she actually mean yes when you hear her begging no? Do you have a different view on this question concerning people who have ancestors from the Aztec Empire?"

 

[DrunkTails]

Careful guys. We haven't seen his Trump card!

Baddumdish.

Honestly thou if Trump gets elected president that would be hilarious.

 

[NegaCWC]

I can't wait for August 16 when the Republican presidential candidates will have their first debate, Trump is going to produce more lulz than Rick Perry. I talked about Trump with a friend and he believes that Trump will drop from the race before the Iowa Caucus. What are your takes? When do you think Trump will drop from the race? Personally I'd like to believe that no matter how bad his campaign will get, Trump will stay in the race all the way to RNC and try to take the nomination from whoever wins most of the delegates. Realistically, I'm also expecting him to drop before Iowa.

 

[AnOminous]

Realistically, I'm also expecting him to drop before Iowa.

Depends on his numbers going into that. I think he will drop out before there is any possibility of him being publicly trounced in some way. He's completely without shame of any other sort, so just looking like an abject moron to anyone with an IQ over that of tapwater won't do it. But being utterly drubbed in a public way would.

So I expect he'll drop out when his numbers drop substantially.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I can't wait for August 16 when the Republican presidential candidates will have their first debate, Trump is going to produce more lulz than Rick Perry. I talked about Trump with a friend and he believes that Trump will drop from the race before the Iowa Caucus. What are your takes? When do you think Trump will drop from the race? Personally I'd like to believe that no matter how bad his campaign will get, Trump will stay in the race all the way to RNC and try to take the nomination from whoever wins most of the delegates. Realistically, I'm also expecting him to drop before Iowa.

Much as I'd love to see the comedy, I actually hope he drops out before the debates. Neither Trump nor Carson remotely deserve their spots.

As a consolation, I hope he drops out next Thursday: just before the last Jon Stewart Daily Show episode.

 

[Logia_Peter]

That would ruin poor Jon's day. He leaves the show, Trump leaves the race. The Donald has basically been the only thing keeping him going.

 

[*Asterisk*]

That would ruin poor Jon's day. He leaves the show, Trump leaves the race. The Donald has basically been the only thing keeping him going.

By "leaving just before", I mean "leave at just the right time so that Trump can be the last thing Stewart covers".