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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Surfin Terf said:
That 41% is from a poll where the question was "have you attempted suicide" so those 41 percenters got that completely wrong.

Yes, I saw the spoiler, but I just thought it was funny
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It was actually even worse than that. The question was "have you ever thought about suicide". You didn't even have to have made the most half-assed attempt, just have thought about it once or twice and that's all it took to get included in the stat. 🙄

Also iirc the survey was anonymous, self-reporting and online with no records of who took it, so it could be taken as many times as you wanted. There's a pretty high likelihood that some dedicated troons filled it out a couple of dozen times to inflate the numbers and make sure their "vulnerability" was reflected in the results.

But like, also, find me a study that trans activists love/use to support their bullshit that doesn't have massive methodological issues, logical fallacies, confirmation bias, sampling issues, etc... you can't, because all of them do.
 
Iron Hamster said:
I personally think it is the Kubota since they had to make their dirt pile. The 'buzzing' noise is the hydraulics.
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It sounds like a drone to me and they have said they have drones with cameras. My bet is they wanted overhead shots of them being all badass with guns.
 
Sourceress said:
It was actually even worse than that. The question was "have you ever thought about suicide". You didn't even have to have made the most half-assed attempt, just have thought about it once or twice and that's all it took to get included in the stat. 🙄

Also iirc the survey was anonymous, self-reporting and online with no records of who took it, so it could be taken as many times as you wanted. There's a pretty high likelihood that some dedicated troons filled it out a couple of dozen times to inflate the numbers and make sure their "vulnerability" was reflected in the results.

But like, also, find me a study that trans activists love/use to support their bullshit that doesn't have massive methodological issues, logical fallacies, confirmation bias, sampling issues, etc... you can't, because all of them do.
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The only studies I've ever found that have even a slight degree of accuracy towards transgenders are studies that aren't directly related because then its far less likely that they will notice how they've gone against the troons until after the paper is published.

E.G. I remember in college reading a paper that showed slightly faster neuron firing patterns in women than men; said paper also made note that a few transgenders had firing patterns closer to their "identity" than their biological sex. Now, it's one shitty paper that a female supremecist printed out as evidence that women were better than men, and I've never found it again so take it with a Gunt-sized pile of salt. If the paper is accurate though, and there really are male/female firing patterns, then the paper also gave evidence that while there might be a few transgenders who are "right," most transgenders are just troons.
 
Iron Hamster said:
I personally think it is the Kubota since they had to make their dirt pile. The 'buzzing' noise is the hydraulics.
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No, the hydraulics would be louder and sound rougher, more "mechanic". The engine also needs to be running for these kinds of add-ons to work, so there would be either a lot of running engine noise or some idling noise if the tractor isn't moving.
It's definitely the buzzing of a four-rotor camera drone.
 
Thanks for your replies, they are greatly appreciated.
I was misguided since before every shot there would be that sort of buzzing sound.
 
Dagobert said:
The only studies I've ever found that have even a slight degree of accuracy towards transgenders are studies that aren't directly related because then its far less likely that they will notice how they've gone against the troons until after the paper is published.

E.G. I remember in college reading a paper that showed slightly faster neuron firing patterns in women than men; said paper also made note that a few transgenders had firing patterns closer to their "identity" than their biological sex. Now, it's one shitty paper that a female supremecist printed out as evidence that women were better than men, and I've never found it again so take it with a Gunt-sized pile of salt. If the paper is accurate though, and there really are male/female firing patterns, then the paper also gave evidence that while there might be a few transgenders who are "right," most transgenders are just troons.
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There's also a decent number of Feminists who want to insist the differences are all socialization. (Don't ask me how this is supposed to work.) It's honestly a bit entertaining when examples of that group turn out to be TERFs. However, in general, REEing autists/activists with agendas make for bad science, especially when their chimping out influences funding... It's only almost worth it to see troons and the more lunatic branches of Feminism chimping out at each other.

A lot of the documentation for sex differences can be found in research about recovery from strokes--though I found it is something you'll also notice looking at imaging. Of course, it's a sliding scale and you're going to run into overlap in the bell curves and fuckery like intersex, which is probably what's going on when the transgender person is "right," but it's...noticable. Some of this is probably simply selection pressure for the same reason the ratio of sexes matters when you're talking about an endangered species...and why China's having a crisis because its sex ratio got fucked to hell. A population with a 1:99 sex ratio will do very differently depending on if it's one male or one female.

Of course, the tranch's population is 100% troons. It will be gone within a generation, leaving the land to the alpacas.
 
ThatDumbPhilosopher said:
Thanks for your replies, they are greatly appreciated.
I was misguided since before every shot there would be that sort of buzzing sound.
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The buzzing seems to start/stop because the camera AGC (Automatic gain control) is slow to ramp back up after the very loud gunshot.
 
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gonna be real the fact this dude is just letting his kid scribble on the plates makes me laugh. if you told me these plates were just foam boards i would believe you.
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in case we needed any more proof that they are actively pulling lambs. there's 4 here. i know they had 5 on the ground so unless the one they are treating like a pet for kevin (pom) is inside. they don't look great at all. like. at all. they need to be tubed at this point not bottle fed. they clearly did not take in any colostrum. like at all. they also are letting them around the ewes + males. which is a nono. along with letting them eat or nom on hay. just. instead of ranting i will just link this and this and a few screens so this post doesnt get loaded with hats.
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enjoy this screen of this tweet of bonnie's thicc ass shooting that dumb gun to that pile of fucking dirt as i cant save the video
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this fuck has a wedgie from hell
 
Odd Eye Circle said:
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gonna be real the fact this dude is just letting his kid scribble on the plates makes me laugh. if you told me these plates were just foam boards i would believe you.
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in case we needed any more proof that they are actively pulling lambs. there's 4 here. i know they had 5 on the ground so unless the one they are treating like a pet for kevin (pom) is inside. they don't look great at all. like. at all. they need to be tubed at this point not bottle fed. they clearly did not take in any colostrum. like at all. they also are letting them around the ewes + males. which is a nono. along with letting them eat or nom on hay. just. instead of ranting i will just link this and this and a few screens so this post doesnt get loaded with hats.
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enjoy this screen of this tweet of bonnie's thicc ass shooting that dumb gun to that pile of fucking dirt as i cant save the video
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this fuck has a wedgie from hell
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He's trying to do the pose from the little green amy man sniper :story: There is so much wrong here and I'm not just talking about the granny panty line. Also, odds on any of them owning a shot timer?
 
Whatsup bud? said:
Their sad attempts at ranching and badassery arent as sad as how fucking proud they seem of everything
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you know what the kids say... delusion! convince urself!
break these cuffs said:
He's trying to do the pose from the little green amy man sniper :story: There is so much wrong here and I'm not just talking about the granny panty line. Also, odds on any of them owning a shot timer?
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slim.
my favorite part is the thing hes laying on. why tho?
 
Odd Eye Circle said:
you know what the kids say... delusion! convince urself!

slim.
my favorite part is the thing hes laying on. why tho?
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Because it's called a shooting mat. There are some legit reasons why actual long distance shooters, handloaders working up a new load, etc would use one. They're just using it because it's called a shooting mat. Actually, I bet they bought one called a sniper's mat.
 
Dr. Sexbot said:
There's only one person who can fix their truck now...a diesel dyke.

Of course, there are plenty of reasons why that will never happen.
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It's gonna be a future episode of Vicegrip Garage.
"Today a feller bought a '95 diesel truck on a ranch, unseen, and I'm gonna try and see if I can drive it back home from Colorado." *shakes head in misery*
*opens the door, catching the smell of rotten stinkditch in the upholstery*
*dies*
RIP Derek. He was what Roadkill couldn't be anymore, and it killed him.
 
$100 says he isn't loading his bipod and I'm not even going to let them know what they're supposed to load it with. It's chemlight batteries.
 
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