The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[luigismanslave]

Pure, uncut seethe and cope over on reddit:

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EDIT:
St. Fenty took the 3-pt. 'Immune to Overdose' merit. DC is fucking guilty!
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https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/mhvu33/megathread_3_george_floyd_derek_chauvin_trial/?limit=500

https://archive.md/GV8RR

>quoting an autopsy makes you a sick fuck
aint enough soyjacks in the world to represent what this guy looks like

 

[The Last Stand]

This trial is a cryptic ASMR, I literally fell asleep before it got interesting.

 

[The First Fag]

Can we just outlaw protesting for a bit? We've proven that we do not know how to peacefully protest.

You seem to say that as if you are operating under the assumption people will give a shit and that people genuinely don't know how to protest peacefully, rather than just not giving a shit.

 

[MoeChotto]

Is this the paramedic who arrived on the scene? If so this will probably be another neutral witness.

 

[The Nameless One]

If the witness on the stand was his gf, who was that women who was with him in all of the footage shown? A side hoe? Or his then current girlfriend?

One of his drug dealers.

 

[Pixy]

Very impressed with the quality of the automatically-generated captions.

 

[Slimy Time]

Is this the paramedic who arrived on the scene? If so this will probably be another neutral witness.

We hope, unless he's been tainted by the shitstorm that followed.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

Fucking kill me. They're gonna do the EMT trick again to make the cops look negligent.
We get it, they didn't resuscitate Floyd. Fucking move on.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

You seem to say that as if you are operating under the assumption people will give a shit and that people genuinely don't know how to protest peacefully, rather than just not giving a shit.

Democracies fail when the people are too stupid, degenerate, and ill-informed to properly govern themselves any longer.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

Fucking kill me. They're gonna do the EMT trick again to make the cops look negligent.
We get it, they didn't resuscitate Floyd. Fucking move on.

They were pissy the First EMT was a literal fat bitch about everything, so they trying to do the same trick with someone else

 

[Random Internet Person]

"Alright we are back, sorry for the delay"

ANOTHER BREAK INSTANTLY STARTS UP

Sounds like a mangaka.

 

[Pentex]

 

[Gehenna]

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The moment she realizes she might have just fucked the case a little.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

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SMILE: GONE
SHAME: ON

Oh yea, its laughter time

 

[MooseGump]

Hey guys I know shit's gonna pop off but let's have another break

 

[Slimy Time]

Fucking kill me. They're gonna do the EMT trick again to make the cops look negligent.
We get it, they didn't resuscitate Floyd. Fucking move on.

Man, if that's you tuning in for the lols, imagine what the jury who are forced to sit there are thinking?

 

[The First Fag]

We all know Burn Loot Murder is going to go crazy again. The question is, will the cops stop them? Will attorneys charge them? Will judges convict them? Barring those things, will innocent citizens find their balls and chase them out of their neighborhoods?

Time will tell, I guess.

I can answer all of those questions with these words: "hell the fuck no".

 

[LUNEKO]

Hey guys I know shit's gonna pop off but let's have another break
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Honestly if i had to play referee to the most retarded, yet important case of the milenium so far i would do the same

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

The moment you backpedal on an FBI report, you're fucked, major royaly astronomically fucked

Remind me what was in the FBI report, and why it’s bad for the prosecutors.

 

[Not Really Here]

The moment she realizes she might have just fucked the case a little.

Please god tell me why the actual fucking fuckity fuck would the prosecution call this witness????