The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[The Last Stand]

Big Tiddy Goth Mommy GF has taken the stand.

White, dyed hair, frenzied. Yep. SJW Karen in the flesh.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

The way this woman acts is freaky, like an alien pretending to be human or something. Not to mention that fucking Joker grin she keeps flashing.

Shes smiling cause she just KNOWS that all of Reddit and Twitter are gonna super Simp for this freak so hard, with no self awareness.

 

[Hüftpriester]

He loved food. What a guy. Can't watch any more of this. Let me know when the next witness gets called lads

 

[The Last Stand]

What did i miss, why is she telling a random life story?

Because they LOVE to talk. This HAS to be a joke.

 

[ogmudbone]

The only comfort from this is that we will have lols from today's court.
why am i a fox girl?

Because you are a degenerate.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

she accidentally wrote on George Floyd's face with the digital pen thing haha

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

"What kinda Photo is this?"

"I CALL IT A....DAD SELFIE"

Jesus fucking christ
Yea that obviously screams "responsible dad" and not "crackhead staring at his phone"

 

[LUNEKO]

"UP ON THE NEXT STAGE FOR OUR WITNESS, SOME SMALL LITTLE PUPPY THAT GEORGE FLOYD SLIGHTLY GLANCED AT, TO SHOW HOW MUCH OF A SAINT HE WAS"

Wouldn't be surprised if they try to bring the inmates he shared cells with to say how much of a good guy he was on how he was wrongly convicted

 

[Obscure Creature]

This woman is insanely creepy. I think the prosecution should bring in the lady Floyd railed in that porno so she can talk about how great he is.

 

[BrokenLightbulbs]

"UP ON THE NEXT STAGE FOR OUR WITNESS, SOME SMALL LITTLE PUPPY THAT GEORGE FLOYD SLIGHTLY GLANCED AT, TO SHOW HOW MUCH OF A SAINT HE WAS"

SO ;_; KAWAII

 

[AnOminous]

Wouldn't be surprised if they try to bring the inmates he shared cells with to say how much of a good guy he was on how he was wrongly convicted

He loved him some of them there ramen noodles. And toilet pruno.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

This woman is insanely creepy. I think the prosecution should bring in the lady Floyd railed in that porno so she can talk about how great he is.

Its obvious from the way she talks, she is thirsting for that FLoyd

 

[This Bangs In Pakistan]

Why did they draw a greentext arrow on his chin?

 

[Ruin]

When does that pregnant lady George Floyd pistol whipped during a home invasion robbery take the stand?

 

[AnOminous]

When does that pregnant lady George Floyd pistol whipped during a home invasion robbery take the stand?

I got so wet when he rammed his pistol into my pregnant belly and told me he was going to shoot me.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Why did they draw a greentext arrow on his chin?

accident. the display that they show the pictures and videos can also be written on.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

When does that pregnant lady George Floyd pistol whipped during a home invasion robbery take the stand?

Nah wrong, wrong narrative, she can't come in today, shes uh, missing, yea uh missing, now shut up and let the horny troon wreck masturbate on stage more about floyd

 

[The Nameless One]

Why did they draw a greentext arrow on his chin?

She did that on accident, probably because she was wistfully caressing his photo on the screen.

 

[Chocola]

drug addicts are literal saints

 

[AnOminous]

Okay this is fucking unwatchable. I hope this kind of interminable bullshit alienates the jury.