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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Chapstick4Lyfe said:
You know they read kiwifarms and get ideas from here because a lot of the stuff they post is stuff we recently talked about.
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Yeah, it is pretty uncanny otherwise.
I hope they don't read about how me and my armed posse of MAGA Loyalists are coming by in the next few days. My friend Earl said he found a few good spots to hide on the Tranch last time he was there.
 
lmao, this is fucking rich
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No Exit said:
Yeah, it is pretty uncanny otherwise.
I hope they don't read about how me and my armed posse of MAGA Loyalists are coming by in the next few days. My friend Earl said he found a few good spots to hide on the Tranch last time he was there.
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Be sure to bring tire pumps.
 
Gone Ham said:
Unfortunately, real feds aren’t autistic enough to say they’re ex-feds while in cover.

edit: what is the difference between a troon and a transvestite anyway?

also the “my dislexia prevents me from answering a question, but I’ll still reply to it with some autism” moment is fucking amazing
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He doesn't know what any of the things he pretends to follow means, which is par for the course for trend followers like Paul. At most, they just understand gibs.
 
Coily said:
Do they really need a tractor?
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They haven’t learned the old “Sick horse walking into a grave and shooting” trick yet on how to deal with dying ones, so it is very much needed
 
Dr. Sexbot said:
Wait, they're into inflation, too? Where are their fursuits?
Buffalo Bill, one alpaca hide at a time.
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Kev is. The tire pump joke is in reference to an alleged "assassination attempt" via car tire overinflation, against the county health commissioner IIRC.
Tire explosions are quite dangerous and can attack you at any time, so we must deal with them
 
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