WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

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Phil did the one thing you never do when you have an elaborated lie setup.

Never change the story, never give an inch.
 
I think Phil's lying is too compulsive for him to be able to control the narrative as much as he'd like. I honestly can't think of many other reasons why someone who lies so constantly and incorrigibly is so fucking bad at it.
 
The pignosis is too strong. He could come up on stream tonight and say he's never owned a cellphone in his entire life so the entire thing is stupid detractor drama and none of his paypigs would call him out.
Nobody is holding him accountable for his lies, any mention gets you LIMB'd and called a stupid moron, none of his fans care. His chat is constantly making fun of him but as long as his whales and paypigs remain on his side he has no reason to care.
I gotta hand it to Phil, he somehow got a niche consisting of people with a room temp IQ and zero awareness.
 
Red Bistro said:
I think Phil's lying is too compulsive for him to be able to control the narrative as much as he'd like. I honestly can't think of many other reasons why someone who lies so constantly and incorrigibly is so fucking bad at it.
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I think Phil definitely doesn't give a lot of thought to his lies. He just says whatever he can think of in that moment to disprove what is said about him, then forgets it. And next time he'll think up some shit to say that contradicts what he said yesterday. But to his braindead fans, it appears like every time evidence is brought up against Phil, it is "proven" false by him. (therefore Phil did everything correct, no?)
 
FormerPro said:
So what's the official DSP canon defence for the matching discords?

The world's deepest cover mega troll who not only set up Theycallmedsp on WWE champions and whaled on it for years before anyone picked up on it, but also spoofed DSP's discord number, used the same profile pic, and carried out WWE champions activity across numerous servers. All way before DSP even having a discord account was leaked. To frame Phil for having a gacha addiction.

Or did several different trolls all separately falsify screenshots and videos of him in those servers? And presumably faked all the other people in the server talking to him too, ensuring their names matched with NotDSP's in-game clan mates?
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
Dont forget the person using that TheyCallMeDSP#4058 account using some of the same exact phrases that Dave Bennett, the king of suffering uses! Some examples being "I'm boned" (or some variation of that), "soooo", "/sarcasm", "bc".

You would have to have been studying his fucking twitter for YEARS in order to pick up on some of those phrases.
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Okay fine it was me. Im sorry I had this whole elaborate plan. I was imitating everything, and my grand master stroke was that I have been altering my appearance to look exactly like Phil so I could reveal the account on "Phil's" stream. I spent the first couple weeks getting the exact crookedness of his sound proofing foam. Then I started eating large amounts of sugar ketchup to get his physique. What has been holding up this whole operation is not the patchy goatee, although that took a lot of attempts of shaving it just right. No, I have had 3 separate strokes and every motherfucking time I keep getting a droop on the wrong side of my face.
 
Quantum Diabetes said:
Tj Jizzbox used to do it, I don't think anyone else loves that digital pile of steaming hot cock enough to keep doing it.
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You can get some info directly from their site

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So we can at least see if he gets any more cards or upgrades them.
 
The WWE Champions website doesn't even have a sophisticated API, just a single JSON endpoint. I was putting up graphs based on the data but I don't play the game so I can't make any intelligent remarks about where his money might be going. Here's an archive of the profile data for DownFromTheRafters from Christmas 2020 up to now, along with a Python script that goes through the data and turns the interesting fields into a CSV file (that you can then import into Google Sheets or Excel or whatever as a spreadsheet). I won't share the URL endpoint itself but if you know what you're doing it's piss-easy to find and create a cron job to hit the endpoint once a day to download the latest statistics.
 

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Going to say it, legit giggled that one of his wrasslers is "Man-e Faces of positivity"
 
The_Penultimate_Warrior said:
So we can at least see if he gets any more cards or upgrades them.
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It's worth noting that he's playing about 10-15 more matches / day in the last month (increase from about 145 / day to about 160 / day, so about a 10% change) compared to the last time I checked and that was before the Discord leaks. Let's keep an eye on this number, if it goes back down then it really suggests that Champions is his way of coping whenever us trolls ruin something for him.
 
twattycake said:
It's worth noting that he's playing about 10-15 more matches / day in the last month (increase from about 145 / day to about 160 / day, so about a 10% change) compared to the last time I checked and that was before the Discord leaks. Let's keep an eye on this number, if it goes back down then it really suggests that Champions is his way of coping whenever us trolls ruin something for him.
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It certainly coincides with the hardcore begging lately.
 
LolCowCentral said:
Didn't someone say the average match is 2-3 minutes? That's like 8 hours a day of playing. Explains why he is always tired and up at odd hours.
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Maybe, but I think I remember someone pointing out that once you get to (not-)DSP's level, your characters are overpowered to the point that you can basically win a match in a move or two.
 
I was in his faction he created after he was kicked from Uselssness (This Is A Test), and he was giving me tips in the chat and stuff. I asked him how much time he played on a given day, and he told me ~90 minutes a day he plays it.
 
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