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this very immediate showcase of cause and effect may be one of my favorite ranch moments now.
 
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Because the tranch has been split into its own thread, I'll ask a mod to get rid of this poll. I'm accepting ideas for a new poll topic specific to Kevin.

The winner for "Who shall be the first victim of war by the hands of tran ranch" is "Themselves (suicide)" at 265 out of 933 votes, or 28.4%.
 
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Because the tranch has been split into its own thread, I'll ask a mod to get rid of this poll. I'm accepting ideas for a new poll topic specific to Kevin.

The winner for "Who shall be the first victim of war by the hands of tran ranch" is "Themselves (suicide)" at 265 out of 933 votes, or 28.4%.
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"Will Kevin's thread slow to a crawl without the tranch to make him seem more interesting?" might be a funny one, though I think we all know Kevin will never stop coomposting so it is unlikely this thread will slow too terribly much.
 
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Because the tranch has been split into its own thread, I'll ask a mod to get rid of this poll. I'm accepting ideas for a new poll topic specific to Kevin.

The winner for "Who shall be the first victim of war by the hands of tran ranch" is "Themselves (suicide)" at 265 out of 933 votes, or 28.4%.
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A simple one might be nice:

"Countdown to amhole closing up in disgust."
 
A bit late, but it's worth mentioning that COVID has really fucked up firearm and ammunition prices. $.60/round for 9mm is not normal, it's typically much less than that.
 
How about who will next* fuck Kev in his new vag?

* I know Wedge didn’t really manage to do it.
 
Also late, but to add on to the gun sperging. Pre covid, a simple 50 round Winchester white box of 9mm was about 11 bucks tops, or .22 cents a round. Five seven has always consistently been high, even pre coof.
 
Contrary to everyone's beliefs here at k*w*farms, Kevin is one of the most morally upstanding and ethical people on the face of the planet. The guy's list of personal rules is longer than the entire Hammurabi Code.

Don't believe me? Here, let me give you a quick rundown of Lolcow Commandments.

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But alas, not even Kevin can sometimes resist the temptation. This gives us mortals hope of absolution because he, too, has transgressed.

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Unlike us, though, Kevin is quick to realize his folly. He understands the significance of breaking even one of his iron-clad rules:

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But as the times change, so must the long list of Kevin's rules. Days and nights he agonizes over which rule to include and which to amend. It is a thankless job, which he performs without complaining.

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As Kevin Gibeth giveth, he also taketh away. So great is Kevin's love for us that he struck one of his rules from the list.

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Unfortunately for us, some of the rules will be forever lost in time. Like tears from amhole.

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HonkyTonk said:
Contrary to everyone's beliefs here at k*w*farms, Kevin is one of the most morally upstanding and ethical people on the face of the planet. The guy's list of personal rules is longer than the entire Hammurabi Code.

Don't believe me? Here, let me give you a quick rundown of Lolcow Commandments.

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But alas, not even Kevin can sometimes resist the temptation. This gives us mortals hope of absolution because he, too, has transgressed.

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Unlike us, though, Kevin is quick to realize his folly. He understands the significance of breaking even one of his iron-clad rules:

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But as the times change, so must the long list of Kevin's rules. Days and nights he agonizes over which rule to include and which to amend. It is a thankless job, which he performs without complaining.

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As Kevin Gibeth giveth, he also taketh away. So great is Kevin's love for us that he struck one of his rules from the list.

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Unfortunately for us, some of the rules will be forever lost in time. Like tears from amhole.

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I have a question about Rule #6? Do we have any idea of how many eggs he's cracked and lives ruined?
 
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More than zero, which is incredibly depressing if you think too much about it. Someone out there legitimately went tranny because they saw what Kevkev was doing and said "That is GOALS uwu".
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I mean, technically that's sad, but if you're capable of reading Kevvie's endless sewage of twitter output and thinking it's something good and worthy of admiration in any way, shape or form, you're already fucking doomed anyway one way or another.
 
FunkyFupa said:
I have a question about Rule #6? Do we have any idea of how many eggs he's cracked and lives ruined?
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If you've been following this thread, you'd remember that Kevin cracked the egg of this dude:

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As Greg Dean is someone with quite an audience, this spiraled into countless other crackings. Just by doing a cursory twitter search, I found this:

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