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uhhh *snort* guys im gonna need a new alarm clock hint hint

also you guys need to stop bullying DSP! he is FIGHTING through the sleep hormones released when you jack off to give us an entertaining stream!
 
Fill Bern El said:
uhhh *snort* guys im gonna need a new alarm clock hint hint
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guys i need 800 dollars for a new alarm clock
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Imagine being THIS BAD at a MARIO GAME. A game that is mostly catered to CHILDREN. He should go back to Fall guys...oh wait, he sucks at that too!
 
Oh god, he's going to explain Daylight Saving Time badly and in a confusing way again, isn't he?

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Not his fault. Nothing he could do. He was pressing buttons.
 
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Oh god, he's going to explain Daylight Saving Time badly and in a confusing way again, isn't he?

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Not his fault. Nothing he could do. He was pressing buttons.
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Well its obvious now, his catson Jasper is a confirmed detractor making him look bad for being late.
Blame the clock, blame the cat, blame even the daylight saving time! Is there anything he cant put blame on?
 
Guys, did we break Phil? He sounds off today, like more off than normal. Did he drink all night because people made fun of him for not beating an actual children's game? *sigh*
 
Lilly Philly Burnelli said:
Guys, did we break Phil? He sounds off today, like more off than normal. Did he drink all night because people made fun of him for not beating an actual children's game? *sigh*
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He's still on the old schedule. There was nothing he could do that the clocks went forward an hour this morning. He's tilted.

Just like his eating schedule is still on Eastern time because thats how an adult functions.
 
Don't clocks have a switch on the back to turn on daylight saving time. I bet he didnt read the manual to turn on that switch. Now if he has a smart clock connected to the wifi then it should automatically update. So,
A) he has a nonsmart clock and forgot to turn on dst switch
B) he has a smart clock which probably cost him a pretty penny, but doesnt work

Either way DSP shows how much of a failure he is at life. He cant even settup a fucking clock.
 
Lilly Philly Burnelli said:
Guys, did we break Phil? He sounds off today, like more off than normal. Did he drink all night because people made fun of him for not beating an actual children's game? *sigh*
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Uh...he didn't "fail to beat a children's game", okay? See, Nintendo...Nintendo KNOWS that they have an older, mature audience for their games. Alright? They know. They've been around for a long time. Like Phil. That's why Phil plays Nintendo games and his audience, they LOVE Nintendo, you guys LOVE it when he plays Nintendo. So what they do is, they make super hard levels FOR adults. Kids wouldn't be able to beat Champion's Road. So stop being so disingenuous. Phil plays games for fun, he's not a, a tryhard. Plus those idiots at Nintendo couldn't get the spike hitboxes right again. Phil played Nintendo games back on the Famicom, he knows what spike hitboxes are supposed to be okay.
 
Phil is reviving Genshin Impact as a chill stream. Odd. The lame BotW budget clone with anime waifus... now why would he be interested in reviving that?
Oh right, it also has gacha mechanics...

Avengers is cut because people told Phil he was an idiot to go back. This is a lie, the Twitter poll was almost a 50/50 split.
He's going to play the Monster Hunter demo instead and try it out, even though the last time his audience all told him they hated it. He liked it! This is also a lie.
He knows we can see all this, right?

He also still has not checked the results for the Viewer's Choice poll, nor checked it for accuracy (read: rigged it). He was talking about starting it this week and now that has mysteriously disappeared, likely because he cannot be bothered to go look at the forums.
 
Surly Muppet said:
Phil is reviving Genshin Impact as a chill stream. Odd. The lame BotW budget clone with anime waifus... now why would he be interested in reviving that?
Oh right, it also has gacha mechanics...

Avengers is cut because people told Phil he was an idiot to go back. This is a lie, the Twitter poll was almost a 50/50 split.
He's going to play the Monster Hunter demo instead and try it out, even though the last time his audience all told him they hated it. He liked it! This is also a lie.
He knows we can see all this, right?

He also still has not checked the results for the Viewer's Choice poll, nor checked it for accuracy (read: rigged it). He was talking about starting it this week and now that has mysteriously disappeared, likely because he cannot be bothered to go look at the forums.
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He's never going to get a big viewership for Genshin beyond his normal small crowd. Genshin is probably one the most over-saturated games being covered by youtubers/twitch streamers. He'll be at the bottom of the barrel like everything else.
 
Jealous about Ninja making dat bank again... he says he makes "disposable" khantent for "mass children" and that the only reason he's popular is because he's popular. Apparently you can become too big to fail as a streamer now. Then he said that if Ninja disappeared tomorrow nobody would miss him.
 
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