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I watched a whole stream today first time in a long time, fuck me he really is a strange bastard
 
The Call of Duty streams are so boring; he just complains about the same thing over and over again for 4 hours. Have no idea why people suck this guy's dick and feed into his ego of being the most entertaining guy on the internet that these people just "have" to watch him.
 
Someone gave him money, unverified... he said he just cant accept it and refunded.
One match later, he takes an unverified tip because GREED... GREED. IS. MASSIVELY. STRONG!
 
No Context DSP Chat said:
So this is basically confirmation they sleep in separate rooms?
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It annoys me that some many miss him setting up "Kat was up early around the house" before Jasper bodied him.

I'm not saying it's impossible that they have separate beds but I'll need more proof.

Also, for those that are triggered by the tips/hitting the tips goal (God, I hope there aren't many of you) the Biden Bux™ rolling out will mean very pahsitive schtreams for Piggy coming down the pike.

The idea is to circulate the money in order to, get this, stimulate the economy, and not to siphon it directly to Scopely via the middleman Big Boobs Burnell. It is what it is I guess.
 
Just caught up on all the turbocharged autism that happened over this last week and, Jesus, DSP-related shenanigans are a sure fire way to end up as a wet-brained degenerate if you were to ever orbit too close to Phil’s gravitonal ‘tard pull. The speds closest to him are really something else. Whether you are a mod or someone trying to pull some type of gay op by giving the scummiest grifter on Twitch money (lel), you’re still a fucking loser and should not expect to have the red carpet rolled out for you here. This isn’t the point of this website nor has it ever been. I still don’t understand why so many people think this is a competition to take down DSP: we’re just here to make fun of this fat fuck and earn our free permanent rent spot in his head. You’re not going to get an award besides a few internet likes for uncovering some dirt on this nigga, just relax and enjoy the ride.

OIC has been confirmed to be the dollar version of Tut and, surprise surprise, is also confirmed to be a a milquetoast cunt who is as bland and cringy as the shitty usernames he hides behind (we already uncovered your desperate need for attention in this very thread back in June 2020; good job retard, what you’re doing has already been done 3 years ago by the Middle Eastern version of yourself).

AnonyCuck turned out to be even less exciting than having to non-ironically watch one of Phil’s streams. It was a big nothing-burger overall and the pignosis on this dude is so strong, he’ll never give out any dirt on his master, no matter how trivial the information. I didn’t expect anything and didn’t get anything.

Phil’s constant affirmation that having his bankruptcy granted vindicated him of “potentially” spending money on a mobile game is infuriating. This dumbfuck acts like no one has ever committed fraud when filing for bankruptcy; or attempted to hide assets; or befuddled their filing to make it too difficult to track his spending. Things he all did (even his most prized asset, the Gout Fort, had an erroneous appraisal to undervalue his only real asset... real scummy move). As people have mentioned, the only reason he got his bankruptcy granted was because he wasn’t worth the government’s time and energy. He had no assets and had nothing to show for over 6-8 years of making decent money. Out of the thousands of yearly bankruptcy cases, going after a house worth $350,000 wasn’t worth anyone’s time. Just like his ability to avoid getting cancelled because of his total insignificance in popular internet and streamer culture, Phil skirted his bankruptcy because of his complete financial insignificance. Congratulations Phil, you fucked up your finances so bad and drove your business into the ground so deeply, even the gov’t didn’t think you were worth their time.

The last point I want to make is regarding Phil’s insistence that all the evidence we have is circumstantial. Very early on the WWE Champions saga and during The Uselessness Discord leaks, one thing we zeroed in were the linguistic analytics that were performed between the Discord “user” TheyCallMeDSP and Phil’s Twitter. We quickly noticed that these two seemingly completely unrelated individuals were writing in the same prose, using the same idioms, capitalizing the same words and letters, using the same emojis, enunciating in an identical fashion, and most importantly, making the same typos in regards to grammar and vocabulary.

Much to Phil’s chagrin, there is a famous criminal court case where digital linguistic forensics was used as evidence that a mother had faked her daughter’s suicide note in an attempt to kill her by making her overdose on a mix of benzos, alcohol, and sleeping pills. Investigators were able to see that she kept misspelling the same words on her social media as she did in the fake suicide note. The court admitted this as a piece of evidence as enough reasonable grounds to obtain a search warrant and prove she committed the attempted murder of her own daughter.

So, yes piggy, there is precedent in the court system that digital forensic linguistics (the same diligently performed on these boards) to prove two people are the same based on their literary vernacular.

Funny how a bunch of no life mentally ill shitheads have discovered your hidden homosexual bejeweled addiction of sweaty wrasslin’ JPEGs and undoubtedly catalogued your sad and awful attempts at hiding your identity. And all collectively done in our moms’ basements.
 
I legit cant tell which one is more retarded.. This fucking mouth drooler technical 2070 had already tipped $5 and was the top tipper at one point
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He gets supplanted by some faggot named billy apple juice tommy, and for some reason says hello to phil immediately afterwards.
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DSP being the fucking retarrr that he is says "hello technical 2070, good to see you".

Its like watching a kindergarten class. You cant understand any of it.. Im baffled
 
Phil just cried after dying (shocking I know) and then while the kill cam played out claimed that "there's nothing I could do, he has a good scope and I don't, I have this shitty holographic sight." The problem with that explanation is that Phil has that 'good' scope unlocked (it's the first one you get for AR's) but he just switches to whatever is the latest unlock. Phil of course does not recognize this and just pretends that if he had this gun at max level he would be dumpstering everyone. Peak delusion.

EDIT: Earlier in the match he died to a sniper rifle and he bitched about instant death. Midway through his explanation I guess he realized how retarded it is to complain about sniper's being one shot kills so he then pivoted to "[the game's] not even showing the connection of the bullet". I don't know about recent CoD titles but this one actually has bullet velocity, so I guess he thinks bullets should be slow enough that you can dodge them.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
I think we can all agree by this point that the only thing worse than a genuine DSP fan is an """"ironic"""" one.
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an ironic fan is called a kiwifarmer, just sayin

ironic fans are just people who read the farms, watch restreams but go to his twitch stream and type x in chat.

they aren't worse or better than people on here. they're the same exact people.
 
wahkando said:
an ironic fan is called a kiwifarmer, just sayin

ironic fans are just people who read the farms, watch restreams but go to his twitch stream and type x in chat.

they aren't worse or better than people on here. they're the same exact people.
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We're more like haters. If DSP was really down bad, a fan might actually chip in a dollar or two. If a hater sees DSP down bad, we don't do anything and wait to see his house get taken away.
 
@itsthatanonmouse
I like to think Anonymouse is trying to be deep, and that “Husky In Denial - Would I Were” reference is a metaphor for himself and his situation, if that’s the case, you’re just playing around.

There is something you can do right now to end this and you know it very well, I don’t even need to post it. You’re just procrastinating because you love the “power” and attention that comes with being a DSP moderator.

The longer you postpone what you have to do, the longer that scammer will lie to his fanbase and the less likely people will take you seriously. It’s not too late now, but it’s going to be eventually.

Enjoy being his tool if that’s what you’re worth, or do something about it.
 
Generic_Detractor2021 said:
Its like watching a kindergarten class. You cant understand any of it.. Im baffled
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As someone who regularly gets to observe a kindergarten class :tomgirl: (the missus is a kindergarten teacher, so I help out with reading and such sometimes) , this couldn't be further from the truth. Even kindergarten spawn have a little bit of dignity and intelligence. Unless the kindergarten class you're talking about is full of kids who have a steady diet of paint chips, Phil's special kool-aid sauce, and anti-freeze...
 
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