DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[CCheelai]

You actually believe when he says he needs tip money to pay bills he's actually using the money to pay bills?

Ok.

Nope, I believe Phil is spending the cheer and sub money on video games and figurines while Kat is chained up and has to pay for the bills he begs for every single week.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Well whatever the fuck OIC was trying to do, he for sure wasn't lying about phil lining up his paypigs and the beg symbols. Almost immediately after his beg, 85/100.

"Big kahntribution came in but I can't confirm it, duhuhu" giant grin on his face.

Edit: "People came in out of nowhere" Literally every single time he begs and this happens, it's "out of nowhere".
He was also complaining about the plat vest, and now he's forced to wear it. Vest whore wants the money but doesn't want the plat.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I would've hated this game if I didn't have you guys helping me.

So all pretense of Phil not needing spoonfeeding to play games for adults is out the window, then. I don't know why they even bother, this shit is beyond salvaging from the embarrassment.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It never ceases to amaze when Phil manages to guilt his dumb audience into throwing money his way. His demeanour (for a moment) snaps from being toxic as fuck to Clown Mode almost instantly.

It really is like a junkie getting their fix. Or a spoiled brat getting that Wolverine toy that they always wanted.

 

[Mr. Brown]

$13 to $160 in 20 minutes.

I'm actually impressed, I couldn't do that...

I'm not willing to sell my self respect to make it happy like Phil but still, the point stands.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Not gonna lie, I'm mad on the internet at people PAYING HIM MONEY to TELL HIM HOW TO PLAY THE GAME.

I guess if you're a streamer just ignore your audience and pretend to be retarded.

 

[LolCowCentral]

@Surly Muppet looks like you have a fan

 

[CoomerCouch]

@Surly Muppet looks like you have a fan

That's a funny fucking way to spell stalker. That's legit creepy.

 

[UaineRunei]

Hell yeah. How's your plan going, OIC? Made some progress?

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

$13 to $160 in 20 minutes.

I'm actually impressed, I couldn't do that...

I'm not willing to sell my self respect to make it happy like Phil but still, the point stands.

Lol. It helps when you sit on a bunch of tips, and leave the total at $13 right before your break. Then a bunch of legit wheelchairs think they need to cheer up their master before he leaves for 45 mins (so he can afford groceries).

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

If the paypig mob want to throw their pennies at him to even get him to attempt to play the game correctly........ more power to them. They’re the idiots at the end of the day. If you want to see something done correctly so bad paypigs, play the game yourself. Though some of you may be a bit odd, have some questionable interests, you sitting down and playing the game doesn’t require you throwing additional money just to see something done right. At this point, Phil may as well livestream himself cleaning the bathroom incorrectly until they tip him to use a brush for the toilet bowl and not his hands.
Finally, that money is going into Phil’s tits and the only thing he nurses is his gacha addiction and food. The man isn’t investing it into a island. He’s a loser.

Edit: Fixed a word.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

$13 to $160 in 20 minutes.

I'm actually impressed, I couldn't do that...

I'm not willing to sell my self respect to make it happy like Phil but still, the point stands.

It's also the only way he can make money anymore, outright demanding one of the four "fans" he still has left.
He gets visibly upset whenever someone donates him money that isn't upwards of $50 wrapped in a bow.

 

[hundredthousand]

Hell yeah. How's your plan going, OIC? Made some progress?

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The ironic thing is, if I was the one who had spent over $14k on a twitch streamer i'd put a bullet in my brain before sunset.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

$14k ? that's just pathetic

How much is a hand job in the states?

 

[marlintan]

$14k ? that's just pathetic

How much is a hand job in the states?

Couple soco&cokes and an uber home

 

[UaineRunei]

It's also the only way he can make money anymore, outright demanding one of the four "fans" he still has left.
He gets visibly upset whenever someone donates him money that isn't upwards of $50 wrapped in a bow.

And one of them is SilentBob. Ah, sweet summer child... He donates $37 everytime because this was Phil's age. Now, after almost 2 years, he still tips $37. He legit doesn't understand the concept of time.

Edit: Oops, nevermind

Nah it’s the Clerks 37 dicks joke

 

[Phil the Salesman]

And one of them is SilentBob. Ah, sweet summer child... He donates $37 everytime because this was Phil's age. Now, after almost 2 years, he still tips $37. He legit doesn't understand the concept of time.

Nah it’s the Clerks 37 dicks joke

 

[CoomerCouch]

Keep proving me right piglets. Keep making that tips average per stream going up. I'll keep chronicling, and laughing.

Remember OIC, Joyful_Oblivion, SilentBob, Jakileez, Jaxx_Raxor, and OneMinuteMan (btw those last five are responsible for like 80% of his total tips so far this year, I'll do a breakdown soon), Phil needs ALL your money or else Kat will leave and Jasper will starve.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

@Surly Muppet looks like you have a fan

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He has a good taste in posters tbh.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Nah it’s the Clerks 37 dicks joke

Find that hard to believe since he won't allow 'sexy babes' jokes. Hey........wait a minute......