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Original calculation for 100 tier 1 subs: $2.50 x 100 = $250

New calculation for 100 tier 1 subs: $3.50 x 100 = $350

350/250 = 1.4

Therefore the multiplier applied to his original amount for Tier 1 sub profit should be 1.4 to get to the new, accurate Tier 1 sub profit.

Leave me out of the autistic slap fight though.
 
Piece of Peace said:
Original calculation for 100 tier 1 subs: $2.50 x 100 = $250

New calculation for 100 tier 1 subs: $3.50 x 100 = $350

350/250 = 1.4

Therefore the multiplier applied to his original amount for Tier 1 sub profit should be 1.4 to get to the new, accurate Tier 1 sub profit.

Leave me out of the autistic slap fight though.
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Too late, you're now the special guest referee. You better call this down the middle though or I'm grabbing the steel chair.

Wait, wrestling IS real, right?

Right?
 
Piece of Peace said:
Original calculation for 100 tier 1 subs: $2.50 x 100 = $250

New calculation for 100 tier 1 subs: $3.50 x 100 = $350

350/250 = 1.4

Therefore the multiplier applied to his original amount for Tier 1 sub profit should be 1.4 to get to the new, accurate Tier 1 sub profit.

Leave me out of the autistic slap fight though.
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he gets an extra $1 per sub with the new calculation? Shocking.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
So how long before Phil whines and wagequits DOS2? He literally is too stupid to play this game. How the fuck do you think attack with magic on an enemy wearing magic-resistant armour will work?
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Since it's a Viewer's Choice game I think it's more likely it'll be banished to the Night Stream Limbo like how Fire Emblem 3 Houses was.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Seriously, do you ever have a moment where someone is playing a game so poorly and doesn't care that it just kills your enjoyment of the game?
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With other streamers? Maybe.

The thing is, DSP is awful at a game but tries to keep a facade of hardcore gamer, born in the arcades, King of All Things Retro, making it entertaining. For me, at least.
 
marlintan said:
he gets an extra $1 per sub with the new calculation? Shocking.
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Your 1.2 calculation is based on the total cost of the sub ($5) and the additional amount that he now earns so I'm not saying that it's wrong, it's just more of a roundabout way to get to the answer.

The final numbers that were compiled by @actually were likely in terms of his actual earnings which are based on his profit share of those subs, so it's easier to just multiply that number by 1.4 to get the new value.

But I'm willing to believe that I might just be retarded or something.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Seriously, do you ever have a moment where someone is playing a game so poorly and doesn't care that it just kills your enjoyment of the game?
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Not normally, but I get that feeling retroactively when I watch someone who actually is quite skilled doing a playthrough of a game that Phil has slogged through. For instance, watching TheMexicanRunner go through the Legend difficulty of GnG: Resurrection in 45 minutes makes me wonder how people aren't tossing that guy hundreds of dollars instead of watching Phil literally die 265 times on the first stage.
 
Note to self: try not to disappear again for a week, the pig autism moves quickly. Good to see that even the the regs are calling out OIC for what he is, a dumbass who probably spends more money on a middle aged man than your average simp spends on an average thot.
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YokuNama said:
Have you guys tried not giving a fuck about the exact dollar amount and just accept that overall Phil is a scam artist who manipulates the dumbest people on the planet?
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Agreed, but narrowing down how much he makes renders the joke that he's spending all of it on a mobile game increasingly funny.
 
Whatever the amount, it's much, much, MUCH more than a person like him deserves. But it isn't my money being spent so I'll continue to laugh at everyone sucked into the snortex and the ill's it brings into their lives, free of charge!

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Pargon said:
Agreed, but narrowing down how much he makes renders the joke that he's spending all of it on a mobile game increasingly funny.
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You're not blowing any money on that black hole, right? Then who cares about the exact amount.

He blows all his tip money on mobile games and "fun" days off. His subs and cheer money pays bills. The reason he's asking for more tip money is because of taxes and his subs dropping significantly recently.

Didn't need a slap fight or a percentage to figure that out and still came to the same conclusion with the people that do.

But I understand where I am at. Talking in circles is common here.
 
Massive beg. Only 13/100. "PLEASE GUYS. Incredibly low, incredibly slow today. I would've hated this game if I didn't have you guys helping me.

So Viewer's Choice playthroughs now mean nothing, if he doesn't get money on top of the money he was already paid to play the game half a year before, he'd drop it.

Big retcon: he LOVED Fire Emblem.
 
YokuNama said:
You actually believe when he says he needs tip money to pay bills he's actually using the money to pay bills?

Ok.
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I think when he asks for any money it's to immediately fritter away. I don't think his bills even enter his mind until he starts getting bitchy phone calls.
 
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