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Optimus Prime said:
Phil actually believed that not only was it even remotely possible for there to be a reanimated corpse, but that the myriad of things it could be doing, it simply got hands-on with other men of similar physical stature?
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Ack ack ack listen to this nudnik! The reason why he had to put other strong, burly, muscular sweaty men into painful holds from behind is because his dad who was a mortician or whatever used some magic urn or whatever to mind control his undead magician corpse! DEBUNKED!
Why would a mortician resurrect his son just so he can beat up other sweaty men with painful holds from behind and dead man magic? I dunno, to terrorize them or something?
 
TheKatIsNowGone said:
He had to be told that the undead zombie wizard known as the Undertaker isn't actually an undead zombie wizard. I mean don't get me wrong I thought wrestling was real until I was like 12, but to be fair I was fucking 12. Even if we give 99/2000 as a date for Phil realizing wrestling isn't real he would have been like 18, fucking yikes.
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If we’re going to talk wrestling, then Phil personifies the term “mark”. For those that don’t know, a mark is someone who believes that the characters and events of pro wrestling are real. That’s the original term. It’s drifted into also meaning that someone is a fan that‘s borderline obsessive about wrestling, a wrestler, or wrestling promotion.

Anyway, it originated from the time when pro wrestling was a carnival sideshow act, where promoters would pick out people in the audience (“mark” them), due to their perceived gullibility in believing the events, which would transpire in the promoter being able to scam money out of them.

Either way, Phil (since you love reading these), you are a mark. You might think you’re smart, but you’re not. You are the personification of a gullible idiot who willingly throws away money for a gacha game with no real return.
 
Phil was busy doing other things while his wife was at home cleaning. Guess to prove that he is indeed, able to drive by himself and do things without her.

I guess I'm still surprised he still reads the farms,
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
Phil was busy doing other things while his wife was at home cleaning. Guess to prove that he is indeed, able to drive by himself and do things without her.

I guess I'm still surprised he still reads the farms,
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Pretty much X to gout everything but the reading of the farms which he has proven he does.
 
strandedcastaway said:
In 1989, Vince McMahon testified in court that was wrestling was "predetermined" because he no longer wanted to have to follow state athletic commission regulations that actual sports had to follow. If you believed wrestling was "real" after that, you're pretty fucking stupid.
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You are correct. DSP was either just turned seven or aging out of six years old when McMahon testified under oath. Not sure Phil would be clued into the athletic commission dodge at that juncture.
 
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
How did Phil ever come to the conclusion that the bankruptcy was a win? Didn't he say it was the trolls fault he went into debt, couldn't pull himself out of it and then had to file for bankruptcy? That seems like a win for the trolls.
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Much like with anything Dave claims is a victory for him and his shtreem wheelchairs... He just moves the goalposts and declares himself the victor over the braindead fuckin' morahns at kiwifarms.

He didn't WANT to have to file bankruptcy, but because trolls completely destroyed his means to scam earn pitybux doing what he loves by ruining his ability to get spahnsors and do bounties on twitch coupled with those pampered babies at Google fucking the ad revenue into the dirt...he just had to file bankruptcy. BUT WAIT, there's always more. The 'tractor community tried to sabahtahge his bankruptcy by sending in false information to the court, so he had to have private sit downs with judges, lawyers, trustees, and probably Whitman Holt himself to discuss the "truth" behind everything. Despite the nudniks' actions, he was granted relief from all of his poor spending habits so he can resume excess pulling of his pud and pulling of wrasslers.

It's a win for Phil no matter how much you try and spin it. Debunked.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Phil actually believed that not only was it even remotely possible for there to be a reanimated corpse, but that the myriad of things it could be doing, it simply got hands-on with other men of similar physical stature?
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In fairness, if Phil himself ever becomes a reanimated corpse, I expect the first thing he'll do is get into homoerotic grapples with sweaty musclemen.
 
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