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Esquilax said:
One thing I don't see anyone saying about our first Phil-in-the-Wild fanfic is that, if true, Kat looking scared every time someone comes to interact with the pig suggests to me that she knows him as a violent person. Not saying he's giving her a black eye every time someone sneezes in the grocery line, but that she has reason to believe his big boy chest thumping has any truth behind it.

She's expecting him to pop off. Does this mean he has in the past? Or does he just spend his whole time with her talking about all the 11 year olds he's pimp slapped in real life? The latter is most likely, but just a possible glimpse into their relationship dynamic.

I doubt that when the whim strikes her, Kat will not hesitate to flee the gout palace, it seems like she's done it a few times with how sketchy her past is. Someone like that is used to people entering and leaving her life fairly easily, even if she's scared of them or even respects them.
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You don't have to worry, because these stories are most likely fake.
 
So apparently it was a false DMCA claim that took down his deep fake. I didn't know he had a license to use the music.
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Ok you fucking degenerates, strap in. We're doing math.

Since Phil isn't gonna work today, I decided to do a deep dive on something I always wanted to look into, that is, the vest streak. 276 straight streams of "pahsitive contributions" that really helped our boy Phil out. A lot of us just default to the "$100 per stream for 276 streams". But how accurate is that really? Well, I did the research and the answer is "not at all accurate".

I'll attach the spreadsheet to this post but here's the breakdown. During those 276 streams Phil made $37,579. This does NOT account for anything "behind the scenes" or any tips that were off-stream after he turned off the stream for his YT audience. So this number is the bare minimum.

Of that 37 grand, $12,713.08 was from the top tip of each stream. That's 34%. Thirty four fucking percent from just one tip per stream. That's really bad boyos.

For the fees, I separated the top tip of each stream from the total tips, and then applied PayPal's 3% plus 30 cents to that transaction. For the remainder, I applied the highest discriminating factor I could find. By that, I mean for the "worst stream" Phil had during the vest streak, I took whatever the number of tips would HAVE to be so that the second highest tip would not supercede the top tip he had written down. That number was 15. Therefore the "remainder" amount was assessed a 4.50 fee (the 30 cent fee x 15 tips) as well as 3% of whatever the remainder was. This actually works in Phil's favor because I likely assessed him more fees on average than he was getting.

What number are we left with? Well, after all fees, Phil made $35,126.83 during the vest streak (before taxes). If we apply Phil's federal income tax bracket as well as his Washington state B&O tax, Phil made $26,295. Let that sink in. 26 grand and change in 276 streams. Now let's have some real fun.

276 streams for Phil is 138 working days at 6 hours of work a day (fuck Phil I'm not counting the pre-stream as work). That means Phil was making 190 bucks a day, or $31.75 an hour. That's AFTER taxes (which we know he won't pay anyway). As a yearly salary, that would be roughly 64 grand a year of take home money. If we factor in his average of $1,700 a month from bits, his average at the time of roughly $1500 a month from subs, his patreon at $300 a month, and YT at $750 a month (his own words), we're left with 138 days which is 4.5 months x ($1700 + $750 + $1500 + $300) = $19,125. After taxes? $14,316.

Finally, let's add that $14,316 to his $26,295 and we get $40,611. Now we take this stretch of time and apply it over a whole year and we get, drumroll, $107,416 (138/365 is .378, which means you multiply by 2.645 to get the yearly).

Phil was on fucking pace to make $107,416 after taxes in a year where he wiped out all of his credit card debt. All of it. Fucking Thanos snapped. I want the people who support him to hopefully see this message and take a good hard look at it the next time they think Phil is struggling to make ends meet. Think about how much food costs, or a mortgage, or a car payment. Shit, take 25% away for these mysterious fucking chargebacks and you're still left with 80 grand AFTER. FUCKING. TAXES. If you can look at these numbers, which are irrefutable by the way because math doesn't discriminate against pigs, roaches, or pigroaches, and you can still say that Phil is just a guy who is down on his luck, you just might be insane.

For Phil's piggie cultists, even when you factor in EVERY bill he could possibly have, there's still $40K unaccounted for and that's just from last year alone. Still think the WWE Champions shit is fake?
 

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CoomerCouch said:
Ok you fucking degenerates, strap in. We're doing math.

Since Phil isn't gonna work today, I decided to do a deep dive on something I always wanted to look into, that is, the vest streak. 276 straight streams of "pahsitive contributions" that really helped our boy Phil out. A lot of us just default to the "$100 per stream for 276 streams". But how accurate is that really? Well, I did the research and the answer is "not at all accurate".

I'll attach the spreadsheet to this post but here's the breakdown. During those 276 streams Phil made $37,579. This does NOT account for anything "behind the scenes" or any tips that were off-stream after he turned off the stream for his YT audience. So this number is the bare minimum.

Of that 37 grand, $12,713.08 was from the top tip of each stream. That's 34%. Thirty four fucking percent from just one tip per stream. That's really bad boyos.

For the fees, I separated the top tip of each stream from the total tips, and then applied PayPal's 3% plus 30 cents to that transaction. For the remainder, I applied the highest discriminating factor I could find. By that, I mean for the "worst stream" Phil had during the vest streak, I took whatever the number of tips would HAVE to be so that the second highest tip would not supercede the top tip he had written down. That number was 15. Therefore the "remainder" amount was assessed a 4.50 fee (the 30 cent fee x 15 tips) as well as 3% of whatever the remainder was. This actually works in Phil's favor because I likely assessed him more fees on average than he was getting.

What number are we left with? Well, after all fees, Phil made $35,126.83 during the vest streak (before taxes). If we apply Phil's federal income tax bracket as well as his Washington state B&O tax, Phil made $26,295. Let that sink in. 26 grand and change in 276 streams. Now let's have some real fun.

276 streams for Phil is 138 working days at 6 hours of work a day (fuck Phil I'm not counting the pre-stream as work). That means Phil was making 190 bucks a day, or $31.75 an hour. That's AFTER taxes (which we know he won't pay anyway). As a yearly salary, that would be roughly 64 grand a year of take home money. If we factor in his average of $1,700 a month from bits, his average at the time of roughly $1500 a month from subs, his patreon at $300 a month, and YT at $750 a month (his own words), we're left with 138 days which is 4.5 months x ($1700 + $750 + $1500 + $300) = $19,125. After taxes? $14,316.

Finally, let's add that $14,316 to his $26,295 and we get $40,611. Now we take this stretch of time and apply it over a whole year and we get, drumroll, $107,416 (138/365 is .378, which means you multiply by 2.645 to get the yearly).

Phil was on fucking pace to make $107,416 after taxes in a year where he wiped out all of his credit card debt. All of it. Fucking Thanos snapped. I want the people who support him to hopefully see this message and take a good hard look at it the next time they think Phil is struggling to make ends meet. Think about how much food costs, or a mortgage, or a car payment. Shit, take 25% away for these mysterious fucking chargebacks and you're still left with 80 grand AFTER. FUCKING. TAXES. If you can look at these numbers, which are irrefutable by the way because math doesn't discriminate against pigs, roaches, or pigroaches, and you can still say that Phil is just a guy who is down on his luck, you just might be insane.

For Phil's piggie cultists, even when you factor in EVERY bill he could possibly have, there's still $40K unaccounted for and that's just from last year alone. Still think the WWE Champions shit is fake?
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Do we have any mahds in here?!? Get rid of these fucking trolls that are posting non sense, and physically hurting me AND my family! I've had enough of it now, and I'm not putting up with it anymore! Im serious! The next person that talks about money is getting caught the fuck out! Idiots!

So anyways guys, like I was saying, I really need your help tonight with tips! If we dont hit this tips goal, I might not be able to afford groceries, my stupid pet wont get cat food, and my dumb whore wife and I wont be able to eat out tomorrow. Please guys, please, if you can, please tip me tonight!
 
DarkSoulsPhil said:
I am all about the DSP deepfake story arc.

Theres one of Epstein and a seperate one of the Gunt singing Little Girls by Oingo boingo that i lose my shit to everytime. Its almost as if the shittiness mixed with the quality of the edit is a perfect mix.
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I'm a fan of the piggy soundboard in games like Fortnite the downside is a good chunk of the lines are real old how about some new material.
 
Big ups Mrhuthstuff. I forgot how big of a shill dsp was when he got his review copy of Fallout 4. Reminder, he skipped going to a family wedding for it.
 
CoomerCouch said:
Ok you fucking degenerates, strap in. We're doing math.

Since Phil isn't gonna work today, I decided to do a deep dive on something I always wanted to look into, that is, the vest streak. 276 straight streams of "pahsitive contributions" that really helped our boy Phil out. A lot of us just default to the "$100 per stream for 276 streams". But how accurate is that really? Well, I did the research and the answer is "not at all accurate".

I'll attach the spreadsheet to this post but here's the breakdown. During those 276 streams Phil made $37,579. This does NOT account for anything "behind the scenes" or any tips that were off-stream after he turned off the stream for his YT audience. So this number is the bare minimum.

Of that 37 grand, $12,713.08 was from the top tip of each stream. That's 34%. Thirty four fucking percent from just one tip per stream. That's really bad boyos.

For the fees, I separated the top tip of each stream from the total tips, and then applied PayPal's 3% plus 30 cents to that transaction. For the remainder, I applied the highest discriminating factor I could find. By that, I mean for the "worst stream" Phil had during the vest streak, I took whatever the number of tips would HAVE to be so that the second highest tip would not supercede the top tip he had written down. That number was 15. Therefore the "remainder" amount was assessed a 4.50 fee (the 30 cent fee x 15 tips) as well as 3% of whatever the remainder was. This actually works in Phil's favor because I likely assessed him more fees on average than he was getting.

What number are we left with? Well, after all fees, Phil made $35,126.83 during the vest streak (before taxes). If we apply Phil's federal income tax bracket as well as his Washington state B&O tax, Phil made $26,295. Let that sink in. 26 grand and change in 276 streams. Now let's have some real fun.

276 streams for Phil is 138 working days at 6 hours of work a day (fuck Phil I'm not counting the pre-stream as work). That means Phil was making 190 bucks a day, or $31.75 an hour. That's AFTER taxes (which we know he won't pay anyway). As a yearly salary, that would be roughly 64 grand a year of take home money. If we factor in his average of $1,700 a month from bits, his average at the time of roughly $1500 a month from subs, his patreon at $300 a month, and YT at $750 a month (his own words), we're left with 138 days which is 4.5 months x ($1700 + $750 + $1500 + $300) = $19,125. After taxes? $14,316.

Finally, let's add that $14,316 to his $26,295 and we get $40,611. Now we take this stretch of time and apply it over a whole year and we get, drumroll, $107,416 (138/365 is .378, which means you multiply by 2.645 to get the yearly).

Phil was on fucking pace to make $107,416 after taxes in a year where he wiped out all of his credit card debt. All of it. Fucking Thanos snapped. I want the people who support him to hopefully see this message and take a good hard look at it the next time they think Phil is struggling to make ends meet. Think about how much food costs, or a mortgage, or a car payment. Shit, take 25% away for these mysterious fucking chargebacks and you're still left with 80 grand AFTER. FUCKING. TAXES. If you can look at these numbers, which are irrefutable by the way because math doesn't discriminate against pigs, roaches, or pigroaches, and you can still say that Phil is just a guy who is down on his luck, you just might be insane.

For Phil's piggie cultists, even when you factor in EVERY bill he could possibly have, there's still $40K unaccounted for and that's just from last year alone. Still think the WWE Champions shit is fake?
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Um...uhhh..it all went to bills and stuff.
 
SojiroSakura said:
Big ups Mrhuthstuff. I forgot how big of a shill dsp was when he got his review copy of Fallout 4. Reminder, he skipped going to a family wedding for it.
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Phil is so retarded its hilarious,this guy likes to pretend that you should go to him for real gaming news since he is honest and not a shill,but how was his fallout 4 review? He said that if you liked past fallouts you will like this one because they are basically the same and he NEVER mentioned the non existent dialog options ,he also complained that bloodborne has the problem that you dont know what to level up (he is too retarded and blames the game).
 
This may be me being an out of touch boomer, but what is the point of posting a deep fake of yourself? It's fucking you just film yourself singing the copyright approved limit of Thriller or whatever. No uncanny valley nightmare version of you needed.
 
Nice work coomer. I'm curious if Phil in an alternate dimension :optimistic:was secretly saving for retirement :optimistic: how many more years he would need to stream if he was living frugally before he was able to ride his mare off into the sunset.
 
100% VIRGIN M00TY said:
Nice work coomer. I'm curious if Phil in an alternate dimension :optimistic:was secretly saving for retirement :optimistic: how many more years he would need to stream if he was living frugally before he was able to ride his mare off into the sunset.
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A retired Phil. All alone with the horse. Never talking to anyone but the bear niceties to the wife. Playing wwe champions and watching the tv all day. No friends. All he has is like 5 people on twitter who keep replying to him. Can't even come to read kiwifarms cause everyone will move on. What a depressing future.
 
CoomerCouch said:
Ok you fucking degenerates, strap in. We're doing math.

Since Phil isn't gonna work today, I decided to do a deep dive on something I always wanted to look into, that is, the vest streak. 276 straight streams of "pahsitive contributions" that really helped our boy Phil out. A lot of us just default to the "$100 per stream for 276 streams". But how accurate is that really? Well, I did the research and the answer is "not at all accurate".

I'll attach the spreadsheet to this post but here's the breakdown. During those 276 streams Phil made $37,579. This does NOT account for anything "behind the scenes" or any tips that were off-stream after he turned off the stream for his YT audience. So this number is the bare minimum.

Of that 37 grand, $12,713.08 was from the top tip of each stream. That's 34%. Thirty four fucking percent from just one tip per stream. That's really bad boyos.

For the fees, I separated the top tip of each stream from the total tips, and then applied PayPal's 3% plus 30 cents to that transaction. For the remainder, I applied the highest discriminating factor I could find. By that, I mean for the "worst stream" Phil had during the vest streak, I took whatever the number of tips would HAVE to be so that the second highest tip would not supercede the top tip he had written down. That number was 15. Therefore the "remainder" amount was assessed a 4.50 fee (the 30 cent fee x 15 tips) as well as 3% of whatever the remainder was. This actually works in Phil's favor because I likely assessed him more fees on average than he was getting.

What number are we left with? Well, after all fees, Phil made $35,126.83 during the vest streak (before taxes). If we apply Phil's federal income tax bracket as well as his Washington state B&O tax, Phil made $26,295. Let that sink in. 26 grand and change in 276 streams. Now let's have some real fun.

276 streams for Phil is 138 working days at 6 hours of work a day (fuck Phil I'm not counting the pre-stream as work). That means Phil was making 190 bucks a day, or $31.75 an hour. That's AFTER taxes (which we know he won't pay anyway). As a yearly salary, that would be roughly 64 grand a year of take home money. If we factor in his average of $1,700 a month from bits, his average at the time of roughly $1500 a month from subs, his patreon at $300 a month, and YT at $750 a month (his own words), we're left with 138 days which is 4.5 months x ($1700 + $750 + $1500 + $300) = $19,125. After taxes? $14,316.

Finally, let's add that $14,316 to his $26,295 and we get $40,611. Now we take this stretch of time and apply it over a whole year and we get, drumroll, $107,416 (138/365 is .378, which means you multiply by 2.645 to get the yearly).

Phil was on fucking pace to make $107,416 after taxes in a year where he wiped out all of his credit card debt. All of it. Fucking Thanos snapped. I want the people who support him to hopefully see this message and take a good hard look at it the next time they think Phil is struggling to make ends meet. Think about how much food costs, or a mortgage, or a car payment. Shit, take 25% away for these mysterious fucking chargebacks and you're still left with 80 grand AFTER. FUCKING. TAXES. If you can look at these numbers, which are irrefutable by the way because math doesn't discriminate against pigs, roaches, or pigroaches, and you can still say that Phil is just a guy who is down on his luck, you just might be insane.

For Phil's piggie cultists, even when you factor in EVERY bill he could possibly have, there's still $40K unaccounted for and that's just from last year alone. Still think the WWE Champions shit is fake?
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100% VIRGIN M00TY said:
Nice work coomer. I'm curious if Phil in an alternate dimension :optimistic:was secretly saving for retirement :optimistic: how many more years he would need to stream if he was living frugally before he was able to ride his mare off into the sunset.
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Bruh if A normal person had an unlimited stream of people that would hand them money they would be set for life or close to
 
In MrHuth stream from the past he is talking about some stupid shit, complaining, and he says "people have been saying to me that playstation network is wacky" WHO THE FUCK WOULD TELL HIM THAT? What would prompt someone saying that to him? He always makes up people telling him stuff to him because he is so autistic that we can't tell he is lying.

Also this retarrrr is so toxic about everything, he is insulting everyone and everything all the time while saying fuck every two sentences flipping the camera with both fingers while yelling "FUCK YOU", shut the fuck up you autistic manchild no one cares about your autismo rants where you don't have any coherent points. Also this is a personal thing but I find it hilarious when absolute pussies like Phil are so incredibly toxic and aggressive on the internet because they would never act that way IRL.
 
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