Answer the Hypothetical of the Person Above - "If you had a tiny Hitler in your pocket, would you torture him?"

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Make that kick-ass water monster from Avatar : The Last Airbender to fuck shit up.

Let's say you woke up and looked like Robert Zdar, what would you do?
 
Cry myself to sleep and than become an hero.

What if you were Chris Chan? How would you fix Sonichu?
 
Luminous47 said:
Cry myself to sleep and than become an hero.

What if you were Chris Chan? How would you fix Sonichu?
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I'd make him Sonichamp. Half Sonic, Half Machamp. Then, I'd have him cheat on Rosey with female chris (Crystal not Christine).

You find that you're homeless with nothing but a small box of pizza luchables. What will you do?
 
Nauseated Courgi said:
I'd make him Sonichamp. Half Sonic, Half Machamp. Then, I'd have him cheat on Rosey with female chris (Crystal not Christine).

You find that you're homeless with nothing but a small box of pizza luchables. What will you do?
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Sell some dick until I'm hungry. Hopefully with my pipe laying skills, I'll be able to buy a drink at the local convenience store. I will then ask to borrow the microwave and make a pizza lunchable in it. They're better microwaved.

Your High School Dream Crush makes an Onlyfans. It's a middle of the road price. The crush has aged pretty well. If you sub, somehow everyone you know will find out you're paying for a 6 month sub.
 
Old Man Mario said:
Sell some dick until I'm hungry. Hopefully with my pipe laying skills, I'll be able to buy a drink at the local convenience store. I will then ask to borrow the microwave and make a pizza lunchable in it. They're better microwaved.

Your High School Dream Crush makes an Onlyfans. It's a middle of the road price. The crush has aged pretty well. If you sub, somehow everyone you know will find out you're paying for a 6 month sub.
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Hell no. I wouldn't sub even if no one found out.

You have to fuck a lolcow. Which one?
 
A future version of me.

The FBI stole your genitals. What do you do?
 
Large said:
A future version of me.

The FBI stole your genitals. What do you do?
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Assemble a group of washed up actors to get them back.

You can control what the media reports on. Doing so requires you to be married to Dan Rather. Do you do it? What will the media cover with you in charge?
 
I could take this risk if it means the news stays focused on revelations based stories and talking about solar activity.

You take a medicine that cures your autism (if you have it and is severe), but you'd have to fuck Michael Moore to get the medicine and the side effects are permanent explosive Diarrhea.
 
Solar Eclipse Paradox said:
I could take this risk if it means the news stays focused on revelations based stories and talking about solar activity.

You take a medicine that cures your autism (if you have it and is severe), but you'd have to fuck Michael Moore to get the medicine and the side effects are permanent explosive Diarrhea.
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I'd keep my autism, but I do need to ask am I giving or taking it in this situation?

You get to go back to a crossroads in your life and relive the event/or change the outcome. The only thing is your life is now 7 years shorter than it would be. If you go back wha do you change
 
I live with what I have done now and I will live forever with that I feel shame about what I have done but not enough to change it

gay son or whore daughter?
 
A whore daughter is more "fixable", so to speak, and can still keep my bloodline going.

Stay single and celibate for the rest of your life and be adored by everyone else

Or

Marry the person of your dreams and be vilified and loathed by everyone else
 
Meat Target said:
Stay single and celibate for the rest of your life and be adored by everyone else

Or

Marry the person of your dreams and be vilified and loathed by everyone else
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Depends on what "person of your dreams" entails. If it means having a soulmate, then I'd take the latter. Being adored by everyone you meet is overrated.

Would rather be an incredible singer, but a terrible writer or the inverse?
 
Incredible writer, terrible singer. I can solo act as a terrific writer and create novels and the suchlike. As a singer I'm always relying on someone else to write.

Tomorrow you start a creative project you are guaranteed to finish within 5 years. It will be an undisputed masterpiece. However, no matter how much you try and promote it practically nobody aside from close friends and family will care until after you die. What project do you start?
 
I start a massive graphic novel series, I die close to the end of its completion but just before I die someone discovers my work claims it a masterpiece so I die knowing it will be successful but I'll never see any of its success. So a combination of the authors of Berserk and the Epics of the Vivian Girls.

Okay hypothetical time; you successfully learn of a real and imminent dimensional merge. The real dimensional merge will cause the utter annihilation of our current universe it's laws and rules. To stop the dimensional merge from happening you must kill all those that spout any and all dimensional merge related posts, tweets, videos. Both believers, detractors and orbitors.

As you yourself know of the real dimensional merge you will also have to kill yourself. This must be completed within ten years, and you have to make sure before you kill yourself you are certainly the last person alive who knows about the dimensional merge or speaks about it in anyway. What do you do?
 
Plan A: I offload my duty to Vladimir Putin by informing him about the merge somehow.
Plan B: As soon as possible, I use the information to assemble a terrorist cell (by telling people the truth about the merge) and take over a nuclear silo in a major population center in the US, then fire missles towards Russia, China and Israel. This will hopefully cause a global nuclear war and a nuclear winter, which should kill close to every civilized person in the entire world, including me, which would most likely prevent the merge.

Hypothetical:
You gain an ability to tell if someone who appears to be human is actually a p-zombie (look it up if you don't know what that is) by looking at that person (or "person"). You then proceed to find out that about 97% of "humans" are actually p-zombies. What do you do?
 
Continue to live life as normal because I already assumed that.

Hypothetical: Pol Pot hands you a White Claw, and Chairman Mao hands you a Bud Light Seltzer. They tell you that one can was poisoned by the one who handed it to you, and if you drink the unpoisoned one, you win the privilege of survival. If you drink the other can or don't pick either, you die by poison or gunfire.

What do you do and why?
 
Trust Chairman Mao. That is all.

Hypothetical:
You gain the ability to turn one person white who is it and why?
 
Barrack Obama II. For the lulz.

Hypothetical:
You can use some magic thing to gain the ability to travel by bus instantly (you and anything you choose to bring with you teleport from a bus to any place it can reach, you are guaranteed to not kill or maim yourself or seriously mess with reality by doing this), but the required ritual makes you experience a month's worth of traveling by bus, experiences copied from your past and your possible futures, back to back. In reality, only 1 day will pass. Do you do it?
 
Fuck no. I live on an island, it wouldn't take me more than a day to get anywhere by bus to begin with.

Hypothetical: You're marooned on a beach with the following people; Christine Weston Chandler, JustinRPG and Brianna Wu. You have three bullets but only enough gas to cook one of them. To survive long enough for help to arrive, you need to eat the entirety of who you kill. Think about this now, you eat EVERYTHING. Penis, dilation wound, everything. You can't wash the carcass. Who do you eat?
 
Bastard_Call said:
Fuck no. I live on an island, it wouldn't take me more than a day to get anywhere by bus to begin with.

Hypothetical: You're marooned on a beach with the following people; Christine Weston Chandler, JustinRPG and Brianna Wu. You have three bullets but only enough gas to cook one of them. To survive long enough for help to arrive, you need to eat the entirety of who you kill. Think about this now, you eat EVERYTHING. Penis, dilation wound, everything. You can't wash the carcass. Who do you eat?
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i'd shoot myself instead

hypothetical: if you could only eat sugary shit with all the health problems from it, but everything else tasted like dirt, would you eat the sweets or the dirtfood
 
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