🐱 Man sues over anonymous pranks

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Someone doesn't like Nicholas Carretta. Or, at least, they've got a wicked sense of humor.

That was clear when a chocolate sculpture in the shape of a penis showed up unsolicited at his Fair Lawn office in May 2019.

Last November came another nasty surprise: a spring-loaded glitter bomb that exploded confetti in Carretta's face and across his home in Oakland.

Two weeks later, another chocolate confection arrived at the home, this time shaped like a lump of poop.

Carretta has no idea who sent the packages, according to a lawsuit he filed last week. But he knows who arranged them – a pair of websites that advertise their services to send obnoxious, anonymous gifts by mail – and the Bergen man is out for legal revenge.

Carretta sued the two businesses, R&D Promos LLC and Rain Parade LLC in state Superior Court last week, demanding damages of more than $75,000 for the "fear, apprehension, harm and emotional distress" caused by the pranks.

The companies and the still unknown sender, named as "John Doe" in the lawsuit, engaged in "extreme and outrageous" conduct that went "beyond all bounds of decency tolerated by society" in "a civilized community," according to the complaint.

R&D Promos, headquartered in Queens, New York, runs the website RuinDays.com, while San Diego-based Rain Parade operates its own, obscenely named delivery service. Neither company responded to messages left this week by The Record and NorthJersey.com.
 
Oh no he's gonna get hundreds of more dick sculptures now. Poor guy lol
 
I'm guessing those sites have a very specific section that indemnifies them for the fallout of any client requests.
 
I'm guessing those sites have a very specific section that indemnifies them for the fallout of any client requests.

I was going to say that maybe they’d offer up the name of the person using the service as a settlement, but it’s hard for me to imagine that he can’t at least guess who might be doing this.

Edit... maybe not. I’m pretty sure this is him: https://www.crunchbase.com/person/nicholas-carretta

If he’s president and CEO of a major shipping organization, I guess it could be a disgruntled employee or angry client.
 
Look, I understand feeling apprehension over suddenly getting unsolicited vaguely vulgar chocolatey treats in the mail, but uh...pretty sure the plaintiff isn't a dog.

Proving out damages is going to be a pain in the fudge-factory.

Also maybe I'm reading too much into this but...chocolate penis, glitter bomb (fabuuulooouuussss), and chocolate poop...I'm sure there's a message in there somewhere. 🤔
 
engaged in "extreme and outrageous" conduct that went "beyond all bounds of decency tolerated by society" in "a civilized community,"
What a faggot, lol.
 
I was going to say that maybe they’d offer up the name of the person using the service as a settlement, but it’s hard for me to imagine that he can’t at least guess who might be doing this.
Giving up the customer name would kill their business probs
 
Look, I understand feeling apprehension over suddenly getting unsolicited vaguely vulgar chocolatey treats in the mail, but uh...pretty sure the plaintiff isn't a dog.

Proving out damages is going to be a pain in the fudge-factory.

Also maybe I'm reading too much into this but...chocolate penis, glitter bomb (fabuuulooouuussss), and chocolate poop...I'm sure there's a message in there somewhere. 🤔
"LOL UR GAY"
 
I would understand demanding compensation for cleaning up a tonne of glitter and confetti. That's annoying as Hell so sure - make them pay a few hundred dollars for a professional deep clean or whatever.

But fear and distress? $75,000? People could take two years off work for that!
 
I can understand why this guy wants to sue(not for that much though) but at the same time I'm pretty sure him being a humorless faggot is what's motivating those pranks.
 
Some of these are pretty funny. But, imagine opening this and finding it "extreme and outrageous."

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