Porn and Porncows

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Karl der Grosse said:
Go right ahead.
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So Lexxi's boyfriend played in a D&D Adventure League at a gaming shop I also frequent(ed?). He was the most un-fun tabletop gamer I'd met or met since. Of course everyone in this situation is polyamorous because its super common in the extreme nerd/bdsm communities.
Her boyfriend, let's call him Grayface was desperate to fuck someone I hold very dear and the only person I personally know with tits bigger than Lexxi's.
So in order to ingratiate himself to this girl's household members, myself included, had me and another housemate over for dinner.
I'd never before had less fun at a table with booze, games and people.
Super awkward. We played some board games, Grayface tried to be the "alpha" in the room, Lexi was agreeable but dumb. They suck at playing games as in it seemed somehow joyless to me, much like alot of the sex Lexi has on camera.
You might have noticed this talks alot about Grayface and not nessecarily Lexi because while she is a porncow her demeanor is actually pretty chill even if she has a "no thoughts head empty" kinda pie eyed look on her face all the time.
Honestly I hope she left his ass.
Btw, Grayface never got to fuck my housemate.
If anyone wants any more details I am willing to provide them.
 
Zero Day Defense said:
That is the essence of ass-backwards.
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think it's more meant at type of conquest thing, where she doesn't want show how good the dicking feels or something. of course it's a bit difficult to act out an inner hentai monologue without voiceover.

AngryKittenSounds said:
Her boyfriend, let's call him Grayface
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I read that as "gayface" at first and now I'm disappointed.
 
ZMOT said:
think it's more meant at type of conquest thing, where she doesn't want show how good the dicking feels or something. of course it's a bit difficult to act out an inner hentai monologue without voiceover.
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TIL tsundere is at the heart of typical Japanese intimacy
 
Kazukifaen said:
Sure go into more details this was quite an interesting read.
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ZMOT said:
think it's more meant at type of conquest thing, where she doesn't want show how good the dicking feels or something. of course it's a bit difficult to act out an inner hentai monologue without voiceover.



I read that as "gayface" at first and now I'm disappointed.
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That's funny, his new nickname is Gayface. So Gayface and I along with one of my partners and Ms. Luxe set up a dinner evening.
Now for background I am obnoxious in every way possible, including smell. Never terrible but I smoke cigarettes and weed. This is important to the story cause on the walk from the car to his apartment door I had begun to smoke a cigarette which at the door was extinguished and laid outside on the wall between Gayface's apartment door and their neighbors intending to finish but accidentally left it there.
So they're both the kind of faux intellectual "I don't even own a TV, look at all my books!" When everyone knows the only ones he read were the gaming ones.
So we sit down and have a tasty but not memorable meal. So he tells me about doing shit like leading a woman in full latex corset gear ballet boots on a leash into the gaming shop. Show he also argued that into not exposing people to kink in reference to someone involved in ageplay for being bubbly and wearing bright clothes like a kid. Said the boots didn't change how his submissive acted and that public baby talk was gross. Almost in the same breath.
Myself and my partner, let's call him Rogal Dorn, are eating and having conversation, I'm drinking some cider thing that was good but I didn't even finish it.
After dinner we play a game called DiXit I think that's how its spelled and I almost fucking fell asleep. I can stay awake and aware for hours watching people play 40k but 45 minutes of his condescending attitude and boring personality almost worked like an ambien.
Rogal Dorn and I book it ASAP after the game.
Come the next week he's got to talk to me like I was at fault fault for Big Tits my housemate's rejection and takes it out on my d&d character.
Also complained many times about the halfie I forgot on the wall.
 
garakfan69 said:
Yes, every men thinks porn is reality and is shocked when the girl doesn't suck his dick when he delivers her pizza.
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It's all MTV's fault!
Jimjamflimflam said:
What happened to Ava Devine? She was my porn waifu back in my teenage coomer days. No slut better then her
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The wall hit her hard. I'm also not sure if there are any natural body parts left after her estimated 600 plastic surgeries.

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AngryKittenSounds said:
That's funny, his new nickname is Gayface. So Gayface and I along with one of my partners and Ms. Luxe set up a dinner evening.
Now for background I am obnoxious in every way possible, including smell. Never terrible but I smoke cigarettes and weed. This is important to the story cause on the walk from the car to his apartment door I had begun to smoke a cigarette which at the door was extinguished and laid outside on the wall between Gayface's apartment door and their neighbors intending to finish but accidentally left it there.
So they're both the kind of faux intellectual "I don't even own a TV, look at all my books!" When everyone knows the only ones he read were the gaming ones.
So we sit down and have a tasty but not memorable meal. So he tells me about doing shit like leading a woman in full latex corset gear ballet boots on a leash into the gaming shop. Show he also argued that into not exposing people to kink in reference to someone involved in ageplay for being bubbly and wearing bright clothes like a kid. Said the boots didn't change how his submissive acted and that public baby talk was gross. Almost in the same breath.
Myself and my partner, let's call him Rogal Dorn, are eating and having conversation, I'm drinking some cider thing that was good but I didn't even finish it.
After dinner we play a game called DiXit I think that's how its spelled and I almost fucking fell asleep. I can stay awake and aware for hours watching people play 40k but 45 minutes of his condescending attitude and boring personality almost worked like an ambien.
Rogal Dorn and I book it ASAP after the game.
Come the next week he's got to talk to me like I was at fault fault for Big Tits my housemate's rejection and takes it out on my d&d character.
Also complained many times about the halfie I forgot on the wall.
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I just looked that game up and sweet merciful Jesus, that sounds like a torture session if played with competent people, I can't imagine how it was with Gayface trying to act like he's hot stuff.

Wilhelm Bittrich said:
The wall hit her hard. I'm also not sure if there are any natural body parts left after her estimated 600 plastic surgeries.

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I would still hit it, not gonna lie.
 
Jimjamflimflam said:
600 surgeries? Goddamn. Wonder how much of that was on her titties.
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How many boob jobs does it take before you want to just take a pin and pop them like a balloon, or think a viable method of torture is just boot up Minecraft and cut a gash and watch the silicone fall out and the boobs deflate? Boob physics are a big deal to some people!
 
Random Internet Person said:
How many boob jobs does it take before you want to just take a pin and pop them like a balloon, or think a viable method of torture is just boot up Minecraft and cut a gash and watch the silicone fall out and the boobs deflate? Boob physics are a big deal to some people!
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I can only imagine what a mess her medical work/body is with the hard use its been put through.

Was it this thread where someone posted a story where was doing anal and prolapsed. Rather then get medical attention she just pushed it back in and continued her shot.

If I ever won the lottery, I always wanted to pay her a visit.
 
Jimjamflimflam said:
I can only imagine what a mess her medical work/body is with the hard use its been put through.

Was it this thread where someone posted a story where was doing anal and prolapsed. Rather then get medical attention she just pushed it back in and continued her shot.

If I ever won the lottery, I always wanted to pay her a visit.
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Don’t. If there’s one thing from this thread I’ve realized, it’s that when a porn star falls off the map, what is learned after they resurface isn’t pretty in the slightest.
Wilhelm Bittrich said:
About 650 I would guess.

Seriously?
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You sure this isn’t photoshop? This looks like the stereotypical hooker people talk of when it comes to unpleasant surprises and having their money swindled from them. The head, arms, torso, and legs look like four different things fused together. This can’t be her, this is more like something hobbled together and presented in the name of exploiting a bad reputation that we’d believe anything negative.
 
Random Internet Person said:
You sure this isn’t photoshop? This looks like the stereotypical hooker people talk of when it comes to unpleasant surprises and having their money swindled from them. The head, arms, torso, and legs look like four different things fused together. This can’t be her, this is more like something hobbled together and presented in the name of exploiting a bad reputation that we’d believe anything negative.
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Tons of pics out ther who show that time has not been kind to her, so yeah I think it's legit.
Check out her homepage or her Instagram there are shopped pics and they're not very flattering either.
 
Dang Woodchucks! said:
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I just looked that game up and sweet merciful Jesus, that sounds like a torture session if played with competent people, I can't imagine how it was with Gayface trying to act like he's hot stuff.


I would still hit it, not gonna lie.
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It was awful especially considering this dinner was essentially an audition for dating Rogal Dorn and my housemate Big Tits.
Then again he was also always trying to get her alone and creepy shit when Big Tits was obviously not receptive. Extra unflirty after the dinner.
 
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