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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
I'm of the opinion that trying to find meaning in this world is unlikely, but rather than succumbing to nihilism, I make a meaning for myself and live as fulfilling a life as possible in spite of its hardships.
 
I'm of the opinion that trying to find meaning in this world is unlikely, but rather than succumbing to nihilism, I make a meaning for myself and live as fulfilling a life as possible in spite of its hardships.

377 pages and previous Farms drama later and you still sound like an overly-dramatic teenager. First thing you should work on is not sounding like an overly-dramatic teenager.

Then it's your novel.
 
377 pages and previous Farms drama later and you still sound like an overly-dramatic teenager. First thing you should work on is not sounding like an overly-dramatic teenager.

Then it's your novel.
I don't consider that overly dramatic. I'm normally a pretty articulate guy. I just hardly find the opportunities to express my feelings eloquently.
 
I don't consider that overly dramatic. I'm normally a pretty articulate guy. I just hardly find the opportunities to express my feelings eloquently.

Since you've passed math class exceptionally well and have nearly finished your book report, how are you feeling now? Not just scholastically but in life itself.
 
Since you've passed math class exceptionally well and have nearly finished your book report, how are you feeling now? Not just scholastically but in life itself.
I've been finished with my book review. I turned it in last week.

EDIT: I've been feeling more confident, now that I've gotten the assignment out of the way. I'm going to be taking two classes in the fall. I'll be working on my own writing during the weekends.
 
I've been finished with my book review. I turned it in last week.

EDIT: I've been feeling more confident, now that I've gotten the assignment out of the way. I'm going to be taking two classes in the fall. I'll be working on my own writing during the weekends.
Which classes would those be?
 
I haven't decided yet. I'd rather pick a couple that are both right up my alley and take up a considerable portion of my time during the week.
Would you still make the time to frequent the Farms with that schedule if you're saying that it will take up a "considerable portion" of your time?
 
I could squeeze in a bit...
Personally I like it when you go outside of your comfort zone in this thread and post your thoughts onto other threads. Your comments in the autism thread were some of the funniest I had ever read from you.
 
You know, this thread really lives off of crazy content supplied by me, and I think it's best I go back out into the other threads and, y'know, get out of my comfort zone. Engage in actual conversations. Have fun with the other guys.
 
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