Josh's Broken Dick - A thread for Ralph's obsession with Null and the Farms as a whole

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Instead of a silver coin, could we maybe do a gold plated imprint of Null's penis? Or maybe a 3d printed model based on a scan of the cock? Something true to life, so I can appreciate the pure aesthetic glory of dear leader's business? Erect or flaccid, I'm not picky.

 

[TaterFarmer]

no arrest record etc etc etc

All of null's legal tangles are awesome "stuff it" replies and he's even told off a mother fucking country. Unlike ralph who has to make sure he hasn't left his bumper at the scene of the crime each morning.

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Trans man DIY at home kit?

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Trans man DIY at home kit?

Next merch run.

 

[Bixnood]

request for this thread: do not compliment my penis that's also weird

don't tell me what to do you girthy little tease.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

ralph lurks heavy though..

true and yet i don't feel like there's anything but surface level shit tbh, but i guess that is to be expected from a drunk gunt

 

[Lobotomized_Chicken]

They say every time Ralph makes a comment about Null's penis, he has to jam his hands into his crouch to hide his raging erection....

 

[Lame Entropy]

Either he lets the aylogs make him feel insecure and shuts up about Null's dick or he doubles down and looks like a massive faggot. The gunt can't win either way.

 

[Rafael Epstein]

They say every time Ralph makes a comment about Null's penis, he has to jam his hands into his crouch to hide his raging erection....

Implying the gunt doesn't hide it 24/7

 

[Ralphamale]

They say every time Ralph makes a comment about Null's penis, he has to jam his hands into his crouch to hide his raging erection....

Ralph could waddle all over town with an erection and no one would notice.
#SmallDickPerks

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

 

[Dom Cruise]

No matter how much this guy tries to dunk on us, we've still seen his girlfriend's ass (and him sticking his finger in said ass)

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

No matter how much this guy tries to dunk on us, we've still seen his girlfriend's ass (and him sticking his finger in said ass)

Does anyone have a png of Ralph's jiggling gunt?

 

[MediocreMilt]

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>ifunny

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

>ifunny

 

[No. 7 cat]

They say every time Ralph makes a comment about Null's penis, he has to jam his hands into his crouch to hide his raging erection....

The small size probably means his baggy pants do all the necessary hiding.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

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Saint deserves better than this. I don't know how to rate this post.

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

Imagine letting your nemesis’ dick live rent-free in your head. Closeted much?

 

[TaterFarmer]

I don't know... a null pointer is pretty speshul.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Does anyone have a png of Ralph's jiggling gunt?

I'm afraid this is the best we have.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Does anyone have a png of Ralph's jiggling gunt?

I gotchu