📚 Megathread Jonathan Yaniv's disgusting hatchet vagina

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Do you think that's JY?

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Well I guess there is only one thing to do now...
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Cardenio said:
Maybe just maybe there's something mentally off about Jessica Yanev? :thinking:

Edit: Apologies for deadnaming, her name is Jessica Simpson.
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Don't apologize for shit when it comes to Johnathan Yaniv; a fat castrated male who pretended to be a woman until he had his dick and balls chopped off.
 
Freshly-awake me thought that first picture was menstruating, then I remembered where I was. :'(:cryblood::heart-empty:

I said it with ADF, and I'll ESPECIALLY use it for Yaniv:
 
A spoiler warning seems like a misnomer, given that we all roughly knew what we were about to witness. Maybe these forums require a 'cannot unsee' tag.

I clicked on the link with the resigned sense of duty that a 16-year old soldier at the Somme must have felt upon receiving the order to charge German machine gun emplacements. The first thought that came to mind when I gazed upon Yaniv's pretend vagina, was a line of dialogue uttered by Ilsa Haupstein to the dying Rasputin, at the conclusion of the 2004 Hellboy movie: "Hell will hold no surprises for us."

When Yaniv mentioned his desire for a coin-slot pussy, who could have willingly fathomed that he meant the Australian Kangaroo 1 Tonne Gold Coin. At 80cms in diameter and 13cms in thickness, I would have thought that it would roll into that fleshy canyon with dreadful, inevitable ease. I am certainly no fan of the Royal family. Still I am repulsed at the thought of Queen Elizabeth II's likeness in profile, sliding into loose-knit conglomeration of abattoir refuse.
 
Even if it weren't bleeding and infected, can you even fuck that without it instantly becoming re-infected from the trauma and exposure to other bodily fluids? You probably have to dump an entire bucket of lube in there because having sex with that probably feels like fucking an armpit, but worse.
 
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Philosophy Phil said:
Don't apologize for shit when it comes to Johnathan Yaniv; a fat castrated male who pretended to be a woman until he had his dick and balls chopped off.
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Don't worry friend I'm not trying to subvert this forum like how the trannies destroyed the rest of the internet. Jonathan is a disgusting wicked creature and should have a sex change without anesthesia.
 
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