You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Getting songs you don't like stuck in your head.

 

[2d6]

Drivers who don't use their turn signals should get their licenses revoked, there's no reason not to use them.

 

[Devyn]

the smell of smoke

i want to smell good air not smoke air

stop smoking the air

Cigarette and weed smoke are vile, but I actually kind of like love the smell of wood smoke.

Any really strong/pungent smell will get to me before long though, I prefer fresh outdoor air. Which reminds me: I see so many people outside with their stupid fucking masks on, even when it's not cold and they're completely alone. WTF? Do they like restricting their oxygen intake for no reason?

 

[Meat Target]

Which reminds me: I see so many people outside with their stupid fucking masks on, even when it's not cold and they're completely alone. WTF? Do they like restricting their oxygen intake for no reason?

What was once a DeviantArt kink is now required by law and a signal of virtue on Twitter and in Super Bowl commercials.

 

[Totally Awesome]

the smell of smoke

i want to smell good air not smoke air

stop smoking the air

Those stupid faggot smokers that think they're tough, standing on the sidewalk blowing smoke in everybody's face. This happens so much in crappy low paying workplaces. In some places they banned smoking for this, and leaving their cigarette butts all over the place. I once had a couple jobs where I had to go outside and pick up cigarette butts and soda cans because people are so fucking trashy.

 

[kadoink]

Whenever some fag says "as an X" to present an argument or counter argument. "As a homosexual, I think asshole play is gay" "as a person of color, I can't get a tan" or "as a white man I'm Hitler incarnate".

 

[Niggernerd]

the smell of smoke

i want to smell good air not smoke air

stop smoking the air

The smell of good air, stop good airing my smoke.

I hate bums who stand by gas stations, especially ones i like because it just makes it look ghetto

 

[Totally Awesome]

The smell of good air, stop good airing my smoke.

I hate bums who stand by gas stations, especially ones i like because it just makes it look ghetto

I hate bums that ask me for money in gas station parking lots. I hate panhandlers in general. They make the city all ghetto.

 

[The Last Stand]

Having to get up in the middle of the night to pee.

Hearing the toilet flush in the middle of the night.

Turning on the light at night after a nap.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Having to get up in the middle of the night to pee.

Drinking a bunch of liquid at night, not remembering that I'll have to pee when I'm in bed. I do that too often.

 

[Sped Xing]

Hearing the toilet flush in the middle of the night.

Turning on the light at night after a nap.

Hearing the toilet flush in the middle of the night --when you're the only one home.

 

[Niggernerd]

Warped doors/opened doors while sleeping, i don't mind my cats wanting to come in my room to snooze but i can't stand my door being open so i constantly get up having to close it, since its warped it doesnt close right so now i put my weights over the door. Which irks me in some autistic way.

 

[Meat Target]

Retail vultures who are never around when you need something, but won't leave you alone when you're just looking. And I used to be one.

 

[Niggernerd]

People who move my stuff around.
The amount of times i couldn't find my headphones or ID badge for work because they were moved makes me lose my shit internally.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What the HELL was he splashing?

In Pokemon ORAS, there's this swimmer guy at the Battle Resort who says this:

"The other day, when I was swimming, I suddenly heard a splash. Something fell into the water. But there was nothing around me, no ship, no flying Pokemon, nothing. Just the vast spread of the sea... I wonder what it was..."

That's a lot of words for:

[splash]

what was that

(but seriously the modern world really is making people crazy - or crazier)

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

People who move my stuff around.
The amount of times i couldn't find my headphones or ID badge for work because they were moved makes me lose my shit internally.

Agreed. If I leave my keys on the table and you decide you want to move them to your special key bowl, please tell me.

 

[Canoodler]

Wet socks.

 

[Rozzy]

Dirty lazy roommates who shit the place up.

 

[Bender]

I waited outside the only bathroom for what felt like ages while listening to constant splashing and running of water within. When he finally opened the door, I said "thank you!" because I was so grateful to finally pee, though he undoubtedly thought I was thanking him.

The filthy fuck hadn't flushed the shitter. What the HELL was he splashing?

In a similar vein to this I was waiting outside the stall in a public bathroom for ages, after 10 minutes I got fed up and knocked the door, which swung open, and I realised I'd been queueing for a fucking empty stall.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

In a similar vein to this I was waiting outside the stall in a public bathroom for ages, after 10 minutes I got fed up and knocked the door, which swung open, and I realised I'd been queueing for a fucking empty stall.

I was once in France and all the toilets were locked. I was pretty ill at the time and there was nothing to show that anyone was in them so I assumed that they'd all been taken out of service. I spent 5 minutes pleading with the lady at the desk for her to let me go in until I noticed the door open and a lady walk out leisurely.