Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

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What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%

  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%

  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%

  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%

  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%

  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%

  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%
  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .
I'm too lazy to read the entire thread. Is there a link to his Virginia mugshot/booking?
 
Truly Rural said:
You are forgetting that the whole purpose of Faith to begin with was to be a tool in his crusade against the farms, so yeah, Faith is as insignificant to him as ever. Unlike Null's dick.
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I wonder what his thought process is like.
 

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Sriracha said:
Let me throw another theory out there because it hasn't been discussed yet.

What if Ralph got rid of Pantsupedo, told Faith that he was sorry and that he wants to take care of her and the baby and be a family and get married. What if he grovelled, apologised, guilted her about making Josh Vickers fatherless even though he wants to be a part of his life, suicide baited and said he'd rather kill himself than pay child support to a kid he'll never see, etc.

We all know that Faith would tell her parents that she'd never get back together with him but even after trying to secretly escape the gunt, she went crawling back. I think if he begged hard enough she'd cave. Ralph has no luck with this court case but he still has a chance if he butters this stupid naive kid up.
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Man, I remember when I jokingly said this like 30 pages ago.

Life really is a tragedy when seen close-up but a comedy in a long-shot.
 
If Ralph is not going to jail that is actually a massive win for Faith when she takes him to court for child support.
This arrest has Ralph listing his income at $70k a year. A family court judge is going to take that government document which he is not supposed to be lying on and base the payments on that. If Ralph doesn't pay, well there are organizations dedicated to going after dead beat dads and getting blood from a stone as well as jail.

So which is the bigger win for Faith, having the Gunt locked up now or having an arrest of a convicted felon where he dropped revenge porn on the babies mother and have her two scared to show to court because he threatens revenge on everyone, then take him to family court for every last dollar in his bank account to pay for the demon baby he shot in your cunt.

She may not be thinking this far ahead, but realistically this is a hell of a win for Faith.
PS. Ralph, the court doesn't give a shit if you spend all your money when it comes to child support.

Get the popcorn, this is gonna be a hell of a show :popcorn:
 
ddlloo said:
The revenge porn is a pretty easy slam dunk once you get your head around the events and secure digital evidence properly. Still, it will take time and efforts for warrants/application etc to secure that info, assuming Ralph really forces them down that path and tries to drag shit out by claiming innocence. Really his best bet is probably to gamble on them dropping the charges. Make everything seem as muddy as possible, paint faith as crazy and her father as vindictive, while also refusing to plead guilty or co-operate with providing evidence. If they're presented with a slogfest like that for just a crummy revenge porn charge they might not bother in the end. IDK, thats just me spitballing.
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Sounds like my take from 2 months ago may have actually come to pass, assuming the Vickers clan didn't bitch out for some reason.
 
Ralph. You being stoned and talking about dick for 3 hours is not a win. You pled out which is what we all said you would do. Nice work gaslighting your 147 IQ audience though.
 
It's a Lunar New Year miracle, congrats gunty you can't stop winning! Crack open one of these, mix it with ethanol and xannies, that will show us pesky ayelawgz who's KING.

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I know it's going to be near impossible to match the majestic heights of Baked's infamy this year, but I'll be happy with a 50 lb weight gain reveal + bedridden status by December.
 
Absurdity said:
I know it's going to be near impossible to match the majestic heights of Baked's infamy this year, but I'll be happy with a 50 lb weight gain reveal + bedridden status by December.
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Bedridden? I honestly think he’s gonna go IRL now that parole is over. Him and Pantsu are gonna be the next stars of IP2.
 
I thought at first that Ralph had somehow gotten Faith to drop the charges based on his comments, but then again, Ralph lies constantly, he said he was on good terms with Vickers and everything was OK with Faith when in reality she had fled to CA after being assaulted and he was fighting through texts with Vickers.
He also claimed he was still fully involved with the pregnancy while convincing Faith to abort the baby.

So no, unless further info comes out that corroborates his claims (or Faith moves back to VA when the baby is born which would be the ultimate failure for Vickers), then I'm going to believe Ralph is lying as usual and he is privately seething over something else.
Haru Okumura said:
So why isn't it there anymore?
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I'm going to guess that Ralph's lawyer made him delete any direct attacks on the Vickers family in case the case didn't go like they had planned?
 
MeltyTW said:
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tralphs head is wider than his gunt and resembles a puss filled greasy tumor now but hes winning because josh didnt fly in to shoot him or toss him in prison lol

also note that 600 viewers went from baseline to big event views in a few days

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Guarantee that's a clip on tie or daddy Dax tied it for him.
Thundermania said:
Bedridden? I honestly think he’s gonna go IRL now that parole is over. Him and Pantsu are gonna be the next stars of IP2.
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Think about it Ralph. Baked was making thousands of dollars a day. Nothing could stop him but the federal govt and we all know they can't touch you, a free man! Stock up on content spray and hit the streets of LA on your pony May May grabbing that IRL bag.
 
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