Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

[Takayuki Yagami]

Ain't this the truth? It was fun watching him squirm, but the fact he has this sword of Damocles over his head right now could lead to some more entertainment. It's not like he's out of the woods yet.

He’ll never be out of the woods. Remember everything we’ve learned about him. The anger issues, the alcoholism, the drug abuse, the academic issues, his numerous encounters with law enforcement, the physical deformities, and on and on. I hate to be the oldfag Gator larps as but Ethan’s meltdowns over the past year are some of the funniest I’ve seen since Deagle Nation; except this is all fucking real. Cows this far gone don’t get better. Being in or out of jail doesn’t matter in the long run. He’ll never stop being a clown.

 

[Ralphamale]

Kaz's hot take. He believes in the gunt was hacked story and that meant they had nothing on the gunt.

 

[MeltyTW]

If "Vicious Vickers" agreed to a deal with Ralph that allowed him to walk that's fucking insane and it only proves further that Matty V is a cuck.

fuck me he probably did, he probably worked out some agreement to prevent him going after faith or his family, if thats case w to ralph id rather hed just win the case flat out, even if ralph has to do something embarrassing like a fine and aa

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Kaz's hot take. He believes in the gunt was hacked story and that meant they had nothing on the gunt.

kaz has to be paid shill, no one can get so bored they cant run the restream and still suck gunt this hard

 

[Null]

I'm going to bed soon. Since Ralph is going to basically be reading this thread while collecting superchats, I'll give 2 cents before getting comfy.

Almost 10 years ago, a girl and I had a fight. She was born December 1994, I was born December 1992, just shy of exactly two years apart. She had a rough childhood and I was an extremely depressed teenager. We would argue constantly and she was a person who enjoyed arguing. Her biggest fear was being ignored. During a fight, I - a teenager - made a JavaScript plugin for the Blockland forum which put her on an ignore list by default. A lot of people used this and it triggered her into having a panic attack. That thread is the product of this and it's a lot of mudslinging you'd expect from two retarded teenagers.

Pretty soon after that the cycle of argument/be friends again rotated back to friends. It continued on and off for a while. When I was 20 and she was 18, we intended to meet up in Portland and start a relationship. She made a last second decision to change career paths and join the military. I started hosting the forum soon after that and moved to Australia after turning 21. We continued to talk and had plans to meet up eventually but the long distance and the ten+ year commitment to her career path made this untenable. She was away for months at a time and we drifted apart as friends. I haven't spoken to her in years but we didn't break away on bad terms IIRC.

Every single person who pretends to care about this is grandstanding on something all involved parties got over a decade ago. This information has been public on Encyclopedia Dramatica for at least five years. I have never, ever encountered someone whose opinion of me changed as a result of this drama. It is fodder for confirmation bias.

I don't blame Ralph for trying to milk it though. It's basically free money and it's the best he's got.

 

[Banworld]

I'm going to bed soon. Since Ralph is going to basically be reading this thread while collecting superchats, I'll give 2 cents before getting comfy.

Almost 10 years ago, a girl and I had a fight. She was born December 1994, I was born December 1992, just shy of exactly two years apart. She had a rough childhood and I was an extremely depressed teenager. We would argue constantly and she was a person who enjoyed arguing. Her biggest fear was being ignored. During a fight, I - a teenager - made a JavaScript plugin for the Blockland forum which put her on an ignore list by default. A lot of people used this and it triggered her into having a panic attack. That thread is the product of this and it's a lot of mudslinging you'd expect from two retarded teenagers.

Pretty soon after that the cycle of argument/be friends again rotated back to friends. It continued on and off for a while. When I was 20 and she was 18, we intended to meet up in Portland and start a relationship. She made a last second decision to change career paths and join the military. I started hosting the forum soon after that and moved to Australia after turning 21. We continued to talk and had plans to meet up eventually but the long distance and the ten+ year commitment to her career path made this untenable. She was away for months at a time and we drifted apart as friends. I haven't spoken to her in years but we didn't break away on bad terms IIRC.

Every single person who pretends to care about this is grandstanding on something all involved parties got over a decade ago. This information has been public on Encyclopedia Dramatica for at least five years. I have never, ever encountered someone whose opinion of me changed as a result of this drama. It is fodder for confirmation bias.

I don't blame Ralph for trying to milk it though. It's basically free money and it's the best he's got.

Reading this, it all makes a lot of sense now.

You feed them so they can't leave you like she did, don't you Josh?

 

[Null]

You feed them so they can't leave you like she did, don't you Josh?

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Reading this, it all makes a lot of sense now.

You feed them so they can't leave you like she did, don't you Josh?

Peetz moment.

 

[Sriracha]

I don't blame Ralph for trying to milk it though. It's basically free money and it's the best he's got.

You are explaining yourself to a person who brags about having a dick so vile a woman started puking when sucking him off. Who has based his entire online persona after this totally real incident.

Nobody cares about cringe exchanges you had with a girl 10 years ago but that 'I was really mad that day' line makes me laugh 100% of the time.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

words

With Ralph's own track record of relationships and video evidence of his weird penis, it's amazing he thinks he has any reason to lord.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

With Ralph's own track record of relationships and video evidence of his weird penis, it's amazing he thinks he has any reason to lord.

Ralph is going to end up like Blade but with even less redeeming qualities.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

I'm going to bed soon. Since Ralph is going to basically be reading this thread while collecting superchats, I'll give 2 cents before getting comfy.

Almost 10 years ago, a girl and I had a fight. She was born December 1994, I was born December 1992, just shy of exactly two years apart. She had a rough childhood and I was an extremely depressed teenager. We would argue constantly and she was a person who enjoyed arguing. Her biggest fear was being ignored. During a fight, I - a teenager - made a JavaScript plugin for the Blockland forum which put her on an ignore list by default. A lot of people used this and it triggered her into having a panic attack. That thread is the product of this and it's a lot of mudslinging you'd expect from two retarded teenagers.

Pretty soon after that the cycle of argument/be friends again rotated back to friends. It continued on and off for a while. When I was 20 and she was 18, we intended to meet up in Portland and start a relationship. She made a last second decision to change career paths and join the military. I started hosting the forum soon after that and moved to Australia after turning 21. We continued to talk and had plans to meet up eventually but the long distance and the ten+ year commitment to her career path made this untenable. She was away for months at a time and we drifted apart as friends. I haven't spoken to her in years but we didn't break away on bad terms IIRC.

Every single person who pretends to care about this is grandstanding on something all involved parties got over a decade ago. This information has been public on Encyclopedia Dramatica for at least five years. I have never, ever encountered someone whose opinion of me changed as a result of this drama. It is fodder for confirmation bias.

I don't blame Ralph for trying to milk it though. It's basically free money and it's the best he's got.

It's ok dude. If there's one thing today has taught me, it's that stuff said on the internet doesn't matter in the real world. You can be caught knuckle-deep thumbing a teenage girl's anus, sending it live on air to her ex while she's in the psych ward, and nothing happens.

Whatever happened between you and this girl I really don't give a shit. It's none of my business. Ralph is so caught up in this internet drama he thinks people actually care about his beef with you. Or he just wants money from superchats, I dunno. Probably a bit of both.

The thing that separates us is we talk about Ralph because it's funny, whereas he talks about you because he legit hates you. There's real anger and bitterness. Rather be over here than over there.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Ralph is going to end up like Blade but with even less redeeming qualities.

I was personally hoping for more of a Fedsmoker arc.

 

[Sam Losco]

I'm going to bed soon. Since Ralph is going to basically be reading this thread while collecting superchats, I'll give 2 cents before getting comfy.

Almost 10 years ago, a girl and I had a fight. She was born December 1994, I was born December 1992, just shy of exactly two years apart. She had a rough childhood and I was an extremely depressed teenager. We would argue constantly and she was a person who enjoyed arguing. Her biggest fear was being ignored. During a fight, I - a teenager - made a JavaScript plugin for the Blockland forum which put her on an ignore list by default. A lot of people used this and it triggered her into having a panic attack. That thread is the product of this and it's a lot of mudslinging you'd expect from two retarded teenagers.

Pretty soon after that the cycle of argument/be friends again rotated back to friends. It continued on and off for a while. When I was 20 and she was 18, we intended to meet up in Portland and start a relationship. She made a last second decision to change career paths and join the military. I started hosting the forum soon after that and moved to Australia after turning 21. We continued to talk and had plans to meet up eventually but the long distance and the ten+ year commitment to her career path made this untenable. She was away for months at a time and we drifted apart as friends. I haven't spoken to her in years but we didn't break away on bad terms IIRC.

Every single person who pretends to care about this is grandstanding on something all involved parties got over a decade ago. This information has been public on Encyclopedia Dramatica for at least five years. I have never, ever encountered someone whose opinion of me changed as a result of this drama. It is fodder for confirmation bias.

I don't blame Ralph for trying to milk it though. It's basically free money and it's the best he's got.

No surprise at all she joined the military. It's the perfect place for a female that wants lots of male attention.

 

[Kup]

Ralph is going to end up like Blade but with even less redeeming qualities.

Rotten Ralph arc, he’ll be nearly dead but still obsessing over another man’s dick.

 

[RichardRApe]

I'm actually unironically happy Ralph didn't get that parole violation of doom 28 month sentence. It seemed from documents/law explanations put forward that was a real possibility (I have no idea if true). Don't get me wrong it would have been hilarious but seemed extreme. Plus with how Ralph's life is going/has went he has bigger harvests to supply. Look how happy he is here. The Gruntch grew 3 sizes bigger that day.

 

[Love Machine]

It would be pretty funny if ralph starts trying to shill onion farms. Set up like some sort of autistic clone saga.

 

[Kup]

I'm actually unironically happy Ralph didn't get that parole violation of doom 28 month sentence. It seemed from documents/law explanations put forward that was a real possibility (I have no idea if true). Don't get me wrong it would have been hilarious but seemed extreme. Plus with how Ralph's life is going/has went he has bigger harvests to supply. Look how happy he is here. The Gruntch grew 3 sizes bigger that day.

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I too am grateful that Gunt is not back in jail, may the harvest continue in earnest.

What’s next on Gunt’s journey?

 

[MeltyTW]

while collecting superchats,

It's basically free money and it's the best he's got.

you are vastly overestimating how much ralph gets a night, i saw him receive one 5 dollar dono, some foreign currency dono that totaled a dollar, and two donos of another currency for 1 unit each dono of that currency. youtube then takes a fourth. some nights on trovo ive seen him make a literal nickel pre any cash out fees, you right now in serbia or wherever the fuck could literally make more going outside into the village square and picking up loose change in slav dollars

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Rotten Ralph arc, he’ll be nearly dead but still obsessing over another man’s dick.

He's like a beached whale longing to return to the ocean praying that the next tide will be enough to pull him back in. But it never does and he's suffocating under the sheer weight of his own incompetence. His only crowning achievement in life was making fun of a middle aged uber eats driver from Oregon.

 

[FM Bradley]

Merry Christmas, Mr. Vickers.