LGBT [9/7/15] Facebook - Look at Chris's Swinging D Cup Breasts

[Ariel]

You can see where his burger tits curve in at the bottom of this image. If anything he has gained weight and hasn't gained volume.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

Dude's got male nipples, a female soul and autism. How is he not the President of Tumblr yet?

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I wasn't sure if those were actually Chris's at first, but... I'm pretty sure they're his.

 

[BX 752]

Lol reported

 

[CWCissey]

Something makes me think that Chris reported his own picture in an attempt to feel special...

 

[Lalala]

Why....are...they fucking WET...

 

[BX 752]

Why....are...they fucking WET...

It looks like he took it in his shower.








Jesus H. Tap dancing Christ

 

[Superior Watermelon]

I've seen some shit but this takes the cake, someone kill me.

 

[Goblin_Shark]

Chris has used an item in his inventory turn his moobs into oversized zits. Somebody get me a pin to pop it!

 

[Superior Watermelon]

Dude's got male nipples, a female soul and autism. How is he not the President of Tumblr yet?

He still has his duck

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Chris just unintentionally tricked everyone in this thread into joining the Brassieres for Males club.

 

[Master Miller]

Chris seems to have rather strange recently, moreso than usual. Posting pictures of himself exposed isn't exactly new, but this is something else.

 

[Big Nasty]

Chris shaves his manboobs. You can see razor burns in the picture.

 

[SP 199]

Why did I read this during my lunch break..why have you forsaken me godjesus

 

[Purple Man]

NSFW tag! NSFW!
Hell, it's not safe for anybody! If we should ever omit anything in Christory, it should be this. Even the cakefarts video was much more bearable.

 

[Haesindang Park]

God damn! His areolas are huge!

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Oh my god! I just imagined how Chris would look after a boob-job. Brain, WHY did you do this to me? Brain-bleach! Somebody please pass me the brain-bleach!

 

[Big Nasty]

Even the cakefarts video was much more bearable.

No, it wasn't. Cakefarts had Chris' chocolate-dipped balls and slowly rising hard-on. I prefer Chris' shaved chest to his shaved balls.

 

[Purple Man]

No, it wasn't. Cakefarts had Chris' chocolate-dipped balls and slowly rising hard-on. I prefer Chris' shaved chest to his shaved balls.

The video was a pixelated mess with bad camera work and nonexisting lightning, so it wasn't so much in your face. And the true and honest commentary unintentionally elevated that monstrosity into some sort of abstract/artistic statement between stupidity and consumptionism.
This is just a photo of manboob, with pretentious babling nonsense. There is no saving grace here.

 

[Twaughthammer]

So.. wait, he's offended that no one is offended?

He'll be dying his hair blue and getting thick-rimmed glasses next...