Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

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What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%
  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%
  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%
  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%
  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%
  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%
  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%

  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .
How is that even a win, in any way other than relative, if he's put in a diversionary program?

It means an admission of guilt for leaking that shit, something he has kept saying he is innocent of and something half his paypiggies and seemingly most his guests gobble up.
My expectation is that he thinks the court records are sealed from the J&DR, when in reality they are only sealed if the defendant is a minor. He probably came into this thinking he had an out, that we'd never know what happened and that he could continue to claim that he was innocent of the charges and never found guilty because he'd be sent to a diversionary program. I believe even his own attorney is telling him that even if she can't mitigate the sentence the odds of him being put in jail are slim in the age of COVID, he'll just have to be on his beyond-best behavior for the moment. I'd note that shortly after I confirmed that we could get updates if we called into the court--to include decision and sentencing--he deleted the tweet itself and we know he pays attention to anything talked about on these forums when it comes to him. Of course this didn't take into account that Faith would inevitably be told the verdict and, if applicable the sentencing, as well as the fact that the probation violation hearing would show up to be searched.
 
there's a chance they may get a judge who wants to kick him in his microdick if they can't persuade them that what he did was not malicious in nature and was done because he was drunk/high out of his mind.

Good thing there's no record of Gunt being malicious.
 
Good thing there's no record of Gunt being malicious.
"AH'LL MAAYK YO BEYTCH FAYMOUSE! "
"yeah i will dox her"
lmfao get fucked gunt

How is that even a win, in any way other than relative, if he's put in a diversionary program?

It means an admission of guilt for leaking that shit, something he has kept saying he is innocent of and something half his paypiggies and seemingly most his guests gobble up.
his paypigs afaik actually seem to know but not care he leaked revenge porn saying its a "bogus feminista made law". the fact ethan ralph's microdick is the matter of public interest in a criminal trial alone is a massive l and a tiny d but anything short of a fine or jail time and itll be AH TOL YEW, AH THOUGHT AH TOL YEW whilst he withers a little bit inside as we laugh at piggy being sent to a program for piggies lacking any control and with fucked premie mutant brains.
 
his paypigs afaik actually seem to know but not care he leaked revenge porn saying its a "bogus feminista made law". the fact ethan ralph's microdick is the matter of public interest in a criminal trial alone is a massive l and a tiny d but anything short of a fine or jail time and itll be AH TOL YEW, AH THOUGHT AH TOL YEW whilst he withers a little bit inside as we laugh at piggy being sent to a program for piggies lacking any control and with fucked premie mutant brains.
If it was Jarbo Ralph and co would all be calling for the electric chair. Become the biggest MeToo defenders that exist.
 
If it was Jarbo Ralph and co would all be calling for the electric chair. Become the biggest MeToo defenders that exist.
fuck if it were jarbo hed call any guards pedo defenders for pushing a hacked narrative. he just rationalizes his scummy behavior as being a colorful charismatic scumbag. the thing is though he doesnt realize people only find them charming, if at all which is rare, at a distance and in retrospect and not in ways that apologize for their shitty behavior, thats his big cope, its why numbers matter so much to him and why he bots his 100-400 measly viewers so hard
 
I asked the lawyer from Thursday about the possibility of a diversionary program. He says it's a possibility that this could happen but it would usually only work for people under the age of 21. After that the court tends to take a dim view on people claiming addiction for years, especially in the wake of other crimes associated with drinking and drugs. Ralph was on supervised probation. There's a good chance he was required to attend AA meetings for at least the first year. If he went back to drinking after that point and he's here because of it then the judge will weigh his lack of control against the viability of subsequent meetings aiding him in overcoming the addiction. Inpatient treatment is a possibility but, he says, unlikely. He also thinks the judge is not going to fully buy the claim of diminished capacity being the reason for the decision to release the video, especially when he's had multiple instances to come out and admit what he did and especially this most recent engagement with Faith where he doesn't even give her a definitive "no" to the question. The likelihood Ralph had a psychiatrist do the usual bullshit for his lawyer to say, "Your honor my client is sick and needs help" is very high, too (he says that's what he would have done).
Wow. You put some thunks into this.

But let's just say.

This motherfucker has done some bad shit. He's on the hook for some bad shit. He's going to lose. Just saying.
 
The likelihood Ralph had a psychiatrist do the usual bullshit for his lawyer to say, "Your honor my client is sick and needs help" is very high, too (he says that's what he would have done).
I really hate these rehab type prison systems. He has had like 3 pillstreams and even after the sex tape he didn't seek any kind of help with his substance abuse/anger. He's vindicated about what he did and feels like she deserved it. Literally all Ralph's problems would go away if he was banned from using social media because him making income streaming facilitates his alcoholism, whereas if he had a real job he wouldn't be afforded the luxury.
 
Literally all Ralph's problems would go away if he was banned from using social media because him making income streaming facilitates his alcoholism, whereas if he had a real job he wouldn't be afforded the luxury.
"Welcome to McDonalds. My name is Ethan Ralph the owner and editor in chief of the Ralph retort dot com can I take your order?"
 
"Welcome to McDonalds. My name is Ethan Ralph the owner and editor in chief of the Ralph retort dot com can I take your order?"
I don't think customer service is really a strong suit of Ralph's. He's better off doing something requiring minimal customer interaction. Maybe something like a delivery job...
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I wouldn't trust Ralph to handle my food. He'd either eat it or crash into a pole while drunk delivering it. We saw in that video with Faith he was clearly DWI.
 
I wouldn't trust Ralph to handle my food. He'd either eat it or crash into a pole while drunk delivering it. We saw in that video with Faith he was clearly DWI.
The best thing Zoom ever did was get into Ralph's voicemails. "Hi, Ethan? It's your insurance company. Are you missing your bumper because we have it here." from his hit and run incident.
 
I don't think customer service is really a strong suit of Ralph's. He's better off doing something requiring minimal customer interaction. Maybe something like a delivery job...
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You need to remember that you need to be sober in order to be a delivery rider. It just goes to show that while Mundanematt is very scummy, Ralph somehow manages to be even more scummy than him.

It is not just Mundanematt. It appears that he learnt nothing covering e-drama from personalities like Mundanematt, Sir Gern and Mumkey Jones unless you count imitating how Mundanematt flags and burns bridges with the internet, how Sir Gern does his political grifting and how Mumkey Jones dates crazy women and leaks sex tapes to be "learning".
 
You need to remember that you need to be sober in order to be a delivery rider. It just goes to show that while Mundanematt is very scummy, Ralph somehow manages to be even more scummy than him.
Mundane Matt at least does not feel that it is beneath him to support his family. That makes him much better than the criminal Ethan Ralph.
 
So what’s everyones prediction for tomorrow? I’m calling a continuation.
Always a safe bet with lolcow lolcases. Second most likely is Ralph pleads out. He seems to have a lawyer who makes deals for sad sack drug addicts/alcoholics like Ralph. If she actually has his best interests in mind she'll get him some inpatient shit because the man is a fucking wreck.
 
So what’s everyones prediction for tomorrow? I’m calling a continuation.
Prison, jail, sunsetting, and then suicide

I think it will be a continuation as well but with extra gloating to cover his increasing distress.

"Looks like my haters were wrong again and the killstream just got 12 new listeners plus the judge donates to my patreon"
 
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