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I want DSP to get a debilitating illness so he really does desperately need money and realizes how fucking terrifying that is when there are actual stakes for a change.
 
Phil has a mañana lifestyle so him not getting his tax info ready is not shocking, I mean look at what happen today with Hitman. He was 10 minutes from the end of the game but had to leave and couldn't finish the game. How anyone watches him legitimately anymore is beyond me, I mean at some point his audience has to realize he could give a shit about entertaining them but these are them same people to tip him to troll the detrackers so probably not.
 
I mean post-bankruptcy. If he hasn't started saving money after the bankruptcy and still lives paycheck to paycheck, he might be the dumbest lolcow I know. Except for the clinically retarded.
He got his fraud approved, there's no way he'll suddenly learn to save after not saving for 20+ years.
 
In this episode of DarksydePhil's Complete Lack of Self-Awareness:

Top streamer DarksydePhil.mp4

'Like a lot of other top streamers'

One of the many examples of DSP's brain being unable to keep up with his mouth, accidentally showing his true opinion. The hermit really sees himself as a top streamer.
I had a long comment typed in but then just fuck it, dsp can suck my dick, he is a retarded.

Thanks for the clip.
 
You say it might be on the downside but all I see is that nice 893 subs in the top left. That seems like a lot of fucking support for this ungrateful bitch, more support than he deserves. I hope to god they're mostly gifted.

Don't worry, they all are. Dude gets about 400-500 unique viewers, most of his subs go to account names that are piss takes, or to random people who have no idea who he is,
 
That's some gay shit. People still throw him money to insult him? Thought people would get over that.
His major whale, OnlyIcedCoffee, is a colossal faggot who sees himself as a troll and tries to mock Phil while throwing hundreds of dollars his way begging to become a mod.

So yeah, that'll probably never change.
 
"PLEASE GOD, TIP ME IF YOU CAN!"

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Fire Emblem three houses will not be on the list since it came out in 2019..despite him playing it for a viewers choice in 2020..ok fine fair enough.

But then he starts his list with DK64! what the fuck is the difference?!
 
Demons souls on ps5 has pvp. I didn't try it out. but i know they didn't change anything so it sucks.

Nice Review.

edit: he's on ff7 now let's see if he talks about that scene
 
All of the arguable positives about FF7R he's claiming are bad, of course. Also, "I steamrolled this game!" He played it on Easy.

Edit: "You can disagree with me, that's perfectly okay." Literally less than 5 seconds later:
*reading cheer* "I didn't play the original and I had no problem following the remake story. OH YEAH? THEN WHO IS ZACK??? I REST MY CASE."
 
ff7 is not a remake even though it maintains many parts of the original story...it's too different?? :story: I wish i could talk about total bullshit this easy.

Phil on demon souls: They didn't change the pvp, remake sucks!!
Phil on ff7: They changed too much...not a remake!
 
ff7 is not a remake even though it maintains many parts of the original story...it's too different?? :story: I wish i could talk about total bullshit this easy.

Phil on demon souls: They didn't change the pvp, remake sucks!!
Phil on ff7: They changed too much...not a remake!
Once again with Dave you're damned if you do and damned if you don't!
 
I want DSP to get a debilitating illness so he really does desperately need money and realizes how fucking terrifying that is when there are actual stakes for a change.
Remember his bankruptcy hearing. Remember when he was asked about WWE Network. Remember the palpable fear in his small, weak voice when he said "...Can you repeat that, please?"
That's how Phil would respond to a real sense of danger and recourse. If Phil was capable of self-introspection, that moment of weakness would help him to strive towards preventing that from ever happening again. But instead he arrogantly assumes nothing bad will ever happen to him again, and so it repeats.
 
Phil on saying why Doom Eternal is dissapointing: "I was looking for a game that would be a balance of narrative and combat with some interesting and engaging puzzles"

edit: I love that after every dissapointing game phil complains about trolls and about mods not doing their jobs. This is gonna be a great youtube video.
 
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