/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Sitting on 69 and a half shares of GME. Don’t know where the half came from, I think i bought it years ago and forgot it was in my portfolio. Wall Street vs Autism is an excellent end to January.

 

[Terrifik]

He still Holds

 

[Non-breath oblige]

"Why are you doing this?!"

"We hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is it because you're uninformed? Misinformed? Disinformed?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is it Trump? Q?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Irrational exuberance?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is your manbaby incel whiteness making you do this?"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"Is it Vladimir Putin? IT'S PUTIN ISN'T IT?!"

"It's because we hate you because you're pieces of shit."

"WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?!?!"

(from "The China Hustle" documentary, would recommend if you liked "The Big Short")

 

[Slap47]

Bit on the nose.

 

[Randall Fragg]

And now the disinfo by journalist scum begins.
Let me shill the thing I made https://kiwifarms.net/threads/making-a-normie-friendly-guide-to-the-gamestop-stocks-saga.84054/
If you want to do your part in the Gamestop Jihad, get to work archiving, linking, and writing up a guide for the normies.
(Also spread @Slick Willy guide to the players behind Melvin and their links to finance journos and politicians)

 

[Maurice Caine]

And now the disinfo by journalist scum begins.
Let me shill the thing I made https://kiwifarms.net/threads/making-a-normie-friendly-guide-to-the-gamestop-stocks-saga.84054/
If you want to do your part in the Gamestop Jihad, get to work archiving, linking, and writing up a guide for the normies.
(Also spread @Slick Willy guide to the players behind Melvin and their links to finance journos and politicians)

Aye, cap'n.

 

[Aidan]

Has any twitter fag brought up the idea that the WSB avatar looks like Donald Trump so that's why this is all alt-right (even though that's the douchebro haircut)?

The first time I saw it, it was edited into an avatar and I thought it was a silly stylized young Trump attempt or something. I expected people to jump to that same conclusion to tie WSB to Q or Nazis or something but I'm still waiting.

 

[LUNEKO]

And now the disinfo by journalist scum begins.
Let me shill the thing I made https://kiwifarms.net/threads/making-a-normie-friendly-guide-to-the-gamestop-stocks-saga.84054/
If you want to do your part in the Gamestop Jihad, get to work archiving, linking, and writing up a guide for the normies.
(Also spread @Slick Willy guide to the players behind Melvin and their links to finance journos and politicians)

THE SECOND MEME WARS HAVE BEGUN, MEN TO ARMS

 

[No Exit]

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Bit on the nose.

No way, this can't be real.
Why would any self loving jew post something like this now?!

 

[Bloody bunny]

He still Holds

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America hero.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Literal chair-throwing happening at Citron Research and Melvin Capital's offices. Beyond kino.

https://twitter.com/SecureProfit/status/1354587467702263808

yXh_VS2nb05TCkVg.mp4

The salt is delicious.

 

[malapropism]

Might explain why Bridgewater Associates (Ray Dalio) hasn't sperged out about this; the lack of tribal blood. Despite that hedgefund glowing I respect their ambitions of transparency and free resources.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

No way, this can't be real.
Why would any self loving jew post something like this now?!

Wait I think I'm retarded. Is this account satire/antisemitic or is it actually meant to showcase Jewish accomplishments? Because if it's genuine, holy fucking tone deafness Batman.

 

[BalthasarGelt]

No way, this can't be real.
Why would any self loving jew post something like this now?!

It's obviously a cheeky way to redpill normalfags.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

America hero.

Worlds greatest autist.

 

[Meat Target]

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Gamestop Gate really is the new Gamergate.

Meat Target loves being seasoned with the salt from journo tears.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

No way, this can't be real.
Why would any self loving jew post something like this now?!

The site is some kind of weird satire.

 

[Creep3r]

>Journoswine using "stonks"
I wanna bite these fuckers in the throat.

I-In Minecraft...!

R-Right fellow gamers...?

 

[cantankerous jackalope]

Sales will take a few days to settle as they always do but you will get your money. They are SIPC insured so even if they go under, you will get your money. SIPC only ensures balances up to $500k but if you have that much on Robinhood then you are a legit retard and not in the good way.

Thanks, was hoping for an answer like this. I put up all of my sell limit orders last night and they're locked in for the weekend.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]