💼 Careercow Walking Stomach / Matthew F. Wielgosz - Rail fan who "fears for his life"

[Frank Rizzo]

So, in an effort to separate talk about Len Shaner and our new friend @Walking Stomach, I've made a temporary thread for Walking here.

A quick Reader's Digest version: Walking Stomach started off as a somewhat spergy A-Logger of Len Shaner, then proceeded to attempt to make his own thread about other "lolcow railfans". The thread bombed horribly, as Walking refused to give out the names of said railfans because he "feared for his life" (claiming said railfans would hurt him, or worse, if they found out.)

Walking soon asked for mods to "BAWLEETE MY USERNAME", and proceeded to chimp out when called out on his sperginess, where he responded with more chimping out, then rating posts dumb as revenge, then damage control ("I WAS ONLY JOKING, U GUIZE!").

 

[WireSponge]

Walking stomach is a train sperg and most likely just as fat as his username implies.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

And probably would have been ignored if he had just lurked MOAR...

 

[Rin]

Given that his spergery was discovered through here, does this count as halal, and therefore need mod permission?

I feel a little bad for him, because you can tell he just does not get the forum. But flailing your autism around is not the way to handle it.

 

[Without A Gout]

Walking stomach is a train sperg and most likely just as fat as his username implies.

Walking Stomach is probably fat and I would not foam at trains with him.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Given that his spergery was discovered through here, does this count as halal, and therefore need mod permission?

I didn't really consider that. I figured since he came here specifically because of another lolcow and wasn't an established member, it wasn't technically Halal.

 

[Abby]

They're breeding.

 

[Kirby]

Well, as I stated in the other thread, whoever Walking Stomach is seemed really interested in figuring out my real name.

Regardless, the argument that Len doesn't attract other lolcows is now voided and false.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

A supposedly 38 year old man who fears retribution from other railroad enthusiasts?

Sounds like a lolcow to me.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

A supposedly 38 year old man who fears retribution from other railroad enthusiasts?

Sounds like a lolcow to me.

And from what little he described, these other railfans are all in their 40's-50's and fat/out of shape.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine you have this job that needs to be done and you're constantly having to deal with utter spergs on a daily basis.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Imagine you have this job that needs to be done and you're constantly having to deal with utter spergs on a daily basis.

I know if i had to keep looking over my shoulder for big doughy foamers every day, i'd get a gun too...

 

[WireSponge]

Since we know that lolcows always return to the scene of the crime, how long do you guys think we can go until @Walking Stomach returns to shitpost here?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Since we know that lolcows always return to the scene of the crime, how long do you guys think we can go until @Walking Stomach returns to shitpost here?

I give it a few hours.

 

[Reflux]

Regardless, the argument that Len doesn't attract other lolcows is now voided and false.

To be fair, other railfans (not the foamers) came over pretty early on. We were bound to start picking up the crazies sooner or later.

Since we know that lolcows always return to the scene of the crime, how long do you guys think we can go until @Walking Stomach returns to shitpost here?

I give it no more than a week.

 

[Without A Gout]

I've gotten to thinking. With one of the other foamer parody pages, they were making fun of another guy a lot on there, a guy (probably in his late teens or early 20's) named Alex Gillespie. With the way he was talking, fear of being detected and and saying he was pretty much being laughed off of rail sites several years ago, we may have a match here.

Perhaps if one of the people closer to the scene can either confirm or deny this, it would be appreciated.

UPDATE: This allegation has been disproven. Carry on.

 

[WireSponge]

I've gotten to thinking. With one of the other foamer parody pages, they were making fun of another guy a lot on there, a guy (probably in his late teens or early 20's) named Alex Gillespie. With the way he was talking, fear of being detected and and saying he was pretty much being laughed off of rail sites several years ago, we may have a match here.

Perhaps if one of the people closer to the scene can either confirm or deny this, it would be appreciated.

Oh god, if that's him then he at least picked an accurate username.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I pictured that one green pokeyman (Gulpin) that's mostly a stomach when I heard the name "Walking Stomach."

 

[mike schmidt's knee]

alex is not @Walking Stomach , but like len is a full time railfan sperging all over the northeast 24/7/365 without a job

 

[John Daker]

I've gotten to thinking. With one of the other foamer parody pages, they were making fun of another guy a lot on there, a guy (probably in his late teens or early 20's) named Alex Gillespie. With the way he was talking, fear of being detected and and saying he was pretty much being laughed off of rail sites several years ago, we may have a match here.

Perhaps if one of the people closer to the scene can either confirm or deny this, it would be appreciated.

I want to believe.

Edit: But @mike schmidt's knee won't allow it.