/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Heather Mason]

I bought too much GME on margins. I am in double whammy.

Why would Wall Street want more regulations on retail trading when you have people like this to milk?

 

[OhLordy]

So does the hedge fund need to settle there shorts by end of play today?

 

[Bill The Fucker]

Yes the banks can go the Fed and get as much as they need, in theory, but if they're facing a full market panic they may end up dealing with a no shit bank run.

I don't think this will happen, the government will force a liquidation of the longs if required.

Unlimited QE is still in effect, I doubt we'll have any liquidity issues. That being said, yields and the dollar being up while stocks tank points pretty heavily to MMs trying to get some money together.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I bought too much GME on margins. I am in double whammy.

Only invest money you can afford to lose.

 

[The Dick Faggotson]

Uh oh. Hell is upon Robinhood if this shit appears lmao. This is the official beginning of the end for them. Fucking good.

 

[s0mbra]

any billionaires thrown themselves off the balcony of their 10 story mansions yet?

 

[AnotherPleb]

Why would Wall Street want more regulations on retail trading when you have people like this to milk?

Panic makes people do stupid things and it always will.

 

[Meat Target]

Why would Wall Street want more regulations on retail trading when you have people like this to milk?

Any time Big Business wants more regulation, you can set your watch on it that they're doing so to create barriers to entry and reduce competition.

 

[draggs]

I'm talking about you being an interference running mongoloid who refuses to acknowledge reality and calls people faggots because they can correctly identify an obvious pattern.

Don't you have some gefilte fish to go prepare?

Maybe more people would listen to you if you hadn't got Germany bitchslapped back to the Stone Age last time

 

[SilkGnut]

So does the hedge fund need to settle there shorts by end of play today?

Nope! That is the big risk, whether folks will panic sell when the stock does not skyrocket by the appointed time, though a delay is nigh inevitable.

 

[Salubrious]

Here come the small retail traders!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=58JrtvgHnro

Keith Gill Drove the GameStop Reddit Mania. He Talked to the Journal.

Trader known as DeepF—ingValue on the WallStreetBets forum and “Roaring Kitty” on YouTube, helped turn the investing world upside down. “I didn’t expect this.”

www.wsj.com

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1. SecretLab Chair
2. Dual computer setup that includes an iMac
3. HyperX QuadCast mic
4. Logitech StreamCam
5. Light Ring
6. Head and wrist warmers
7. Intense blank stare

This is rare, highly enriched autism. The International Autism Energy Agency had to bring out autism counters to this guy's house because there was a fear of autism proliferation.

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The past few days have awakened millions of people. Hedge funds that advertise themselves as safe hedges against risk are able to do incredibly risky shit like shorting more stock in a company than actually exists, and when you squeeze them, they call in political favors to put pressure on electronic trading platforms and even hire black hats to DDOS them. They even managed to get the White House to order a halt to GME trading, and Robinhood forcibly sold off people's stock. What the fuck?

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Basically, everything's fine when Wall Street bleeds the little guy and they short businesses that employ thousands of people, but when silly plebs decide they can strangle big banks and hedge funds, suddenly they're all "OY VEY, SHUT IT DOWN" and "This is a money printing machine for us, G-d's Chosen People, not you, stupid goy!".

https://www.forbes.com/sites/johntamny/2021/01/28/ignore-the-populist-gamestop-hype-short-sellers-are-heroes/?sh=2a4fe41573cf

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Okay, this is just getting sad.

We know 100% who shorted all the airline stock in 2001.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Any time Big Business wants more regulation, you can set your watch on it that they're doing so to create barriers to entry and reduce competition.

Well if they wanna play that way, I say we don't let them shop at Walmart anymore!

That's our turf, billionaires.

 

[The Last Stand]

If Biden does that, I will fucking minecraft IRL.

Not as good as your last one, but I like the spirit.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I all want is to see interest rates to go up so people would save more.

 

[Bloody bunny]

any billionaires thrown themselves off the balcony of their 10 story mansions yet?

Sadly no.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Well if they wanna play that way, I say we don't let them shop at Walmart anymore!

That's our turf, billionaires.

Costco is better tbh.

 

[Slap47]

any billionaires thrown themselves off the balcony of their 10 story mansions yet?

They're shameless people and they're getting bailed out by each other and likely by the government later. There has been no suicides as of yet.

 

[mindlessobserver]

You think maybe this is all getting out of hand?

 

[BalthasarGelt]

I bought GME on margins

Goofballs that bought on margins should've cut their losses and gotten off the ride by the time the market opened today. You have my thoughts and prayers though!

 

[Marissa Moira]

You think maybe this is all getting out of hand?

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If everything is not on fire, we're not even close to things getting out of hand.

When Waffle houses across the nation are forced to close, only then we will know that we maybe possibly have gone too far.