💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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You see this, Generation Z women? You better wear your mask or you won't get the love of a fat stinky bum!
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IceQueen said:
God he is revolting
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Even with an unattractive person, you can usually find at least one good quality. Nice eyes, hair, skin, physique, etc. Lucas is exceptionally unattractive in that he does not possess one attractive physical quality.

Crazy, sunken eyes, enormous beak of a nose, huge horse teeth, grotesquely over sized jaw, and face in general, stringy hair that’s mostly falling out, and a grotesquely misshapen body from years of gaining and losing weight. And of course, a micro peen.
 
Da Dude123 said:
You see this, Generation Z women? You better wear your mask or you won't get the love of a fat stinky bum!
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That image makes me not want to wear a mask and I'm not even a gender or age that Mr. MRSA would want to fuck.
 
He brags in the scallops and lobster video that it was a 20 dollar meal.

Dude you should be saving that money for living spaces, not sharing 20 dollar incel mukbangs with us. Im pretty sure there are lots of meal options available for well under 20 dollars.
 
I wonder how many homeless people have decided to take their chances on the street in the cold instead of having to be in the same room as the wern
 
Apteryx Owenii said:
I wonder how many homeless people have decided to take their chances on the street in the cold instead of having to be in the same room as the wern
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Personally im hoping the management of the place is just fed up enough with him to just let the other homeless deal with him how im sure they're all tempted to

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Full Metal Jacket - Pyle's beating

Pvt Pyle, the poor fat creature gets beaten with soap
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Wonder what's on the menu for tonight's hobo kitchen. Any guesses?

I'm gonna cast my vote on filet mignon covered in mesquite bbq rub with cheap ass canned escargot and caviar, followed by more "I don't understand why I don't have a girlfriend" remarks
 
Incognegro said:
Wonder what's on the menu for tonight's hobo kitchen. Any guesses?

I'm gonna cast my vote on filet mignon covered in mesquite bbq rub with cheap ass canned escargot and caviar, followed by more "I don't understand why I don't have a girlfriend" remarks
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I'm starting to worry we won't get one. Here's hoping though
 
I'm working on a new Lucas video and in the process I just noticed this one. I can't grow a beard? That's a weird claim, Lucas. I just kind of like being clean shaven. I got used to it in the army.

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Fatal Walter said:
I'm working on a new Lucas video and in the process I just noticed this one. I can't grow a beard? That's a weird claim, Lucas. I just kind of like being clean shaven. I got used to it in the army.

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Lucas is just mad that he doesn't know how to shave properly (or evenly) and can't grow anything but a patchy Cartman pube beard.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
This. I'm quite certain he would literally eat himself to death, given an endless buffet of Clinkerdagger.
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That is true if he eats Clinkerdagger for a month he will Telom-erase himself from the planet. I mean could you imagine eating steak for a whole month for every meal, his arteries would be harder than diamonds.
 
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