Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Only if the money could only be spent on medical antipsychotics.

I am not psychotic.

 

[Curt Sibling]

If you hate reality so much - Why do you refer to yourself as a "reality cartoonist"?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

If you hate reality so much - Why do you refer to yourself as a "reality cartoonist"?

It's just a nod to Chris-Chan.

Okay, Webbigail and I have a new mission:
Rescue Luz Noceda from Reality Check Summer Camp, an internment camp in the Americanian Union State... run by the Houns!

 

[Alex Krycek]

Okay, Webbigail and I have a new mission:
Rescue Luz Noceda from Reality Check Summer Camp, an internment camp in the Americanian Union State... run by the Houns!

Carlist Spain is coming for all of you.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Okay, Webbigail and I have a new mission:
Rescue Luz Noceda from Reality Check Summer Camp, an internment camp in the Americanian Union State... run by the Houns!

EG: Rescue Webby's BF from the mental ward before they inject him with reality-enforcing drugs.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

Would yous buy a book written by me?

Do you think you could match the quality of this masterpiece?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Carlist Spain is coming for all of you.

You mean Avalor?

EG: Rescue Webby's BF from the mental ward before they inject him with reality-enforcing drugs.

In Hounsland you cannot send somebody to the loony bin without them causing danger to others or themself.

 

[Curt Sibling]

You mean Avalor?


In Hounsland you cannot send somebody to the loony bin without them causing danger to others or themself.

I'm sure you'll flip out soon enough.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

I'm sure you'll flip out soon enough.

I haven't since I first lost touch with reality like 15 years ago.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I am not psychotic.

I haven't since I first lost touch with reality like 15 years ago.

Pick one.

 

[Curt Sibling]

I haven't since I first lost touch with reality like 15 years ago.

You are still trapped in this reality. No matter how you deny it.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

@Webby's Boyfriend
Pardon me if you've already been asked this but...
If you're so into cartoon characters why can't you at least go for one that's your age?

 

[pickled onions]

@Webby's Boyfriend , are you a "Tulpamancer"? Have you created a "Tulpa" of the cartoon duck?

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

You are still trapped in this reality. No matter how you deny it.

Webbigail Vanderquack, Molly Cunningham, Hiro Takachiho, Luz Noceda and I will break the chains on side of the Republic of Americania during the 2nd Civil War.

If you're so into cartoon characters why can't you at least go for one that's your age?

Retarded.

@Webby's Boyfriend , are you a "Tulpamancer"? Have you created a "Tulpa" of the cartoon duck?

No, cause Webby's already real.

 

[Heckler1]

@Webby's Boyfriend
Pardon me if you've already been asked this but...
If you're so into cartoon characters why can't you at least go for one that's your age?

Because he is a pedophile

 

[mario if smoke weed]

No, cause Webby's already real.

Webby is as real as the likelihood of you reaching heaven.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

Is there a Rich Evans universe I can migrate to, similar to the duckiverse? I, too, feel disappointment in this reality where I am not in fact Rich Evans.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

BTW I recently saw some real retarded dudes again. Many of youse called me "retarded" even it was just an insult.

In my town there are two guys who really are totally retarded, mongoloid, and likely victims of incest. They live on a PONY farm. Yeah, I was a fan of MLP in the early 2010s.

Well, weirdly though, that a town with several 10000 inhabitants "only" has two retards. According to Wikipedia, 1% of all people are retarded. That's 100 times less real, scientific, unironic, retards than expected.

So... it's total true that most retarded people live in "sped" institutions like group homes, sheltered workshops, rubber rooms, the FORENSIC psych ward (@Buxinator) and such?

Or maybe I should stop thinking so much abouth maths... maybe I real have autism?

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

You know, you'll never be able to fuck a duck as female duck genitals are designed to prevent rapes.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

You know, you'll never be able to fuck a duck as female duck genitals are designed to prevent rapes.

Webby and I are soon going to marry.