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How do you entertain yourself when on one of those long, 20m shits?
What do you do while on the shitter?
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Play on my Switch.
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Shit and browse imgur.com for funny cat pictures.
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KiwiFarms.
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I masturbate.
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I go "rrrrrrrrrrrrrr... rrrrrrrrrrrrrr... rrrrrrrrrrrrrr... that was pretty good! Let's see if we can go even faster!"
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I fiercely argue with the imaginary nigger until successful ejection of feces.
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I use a roll of toilet paper to drum E1M1.
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If I'm not on the Farms, I'm sinking boats in World of Warships Blitz (mobile). Blowing up battleships while dropping bombs always seems appropriate.
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I make loud splashing noises and yell "Its a boy!"
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Nice.
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Google the ingredients on all that shampoo and body wash I bought in bulk five years ago because it was cheap. Hey, Google. Does sodium lauryl sulfate (SLS) expire?
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Careful; going down that rabbit-hole too long can leave you temporarily paraplegic, and trying to stand back up suddenly might be very uncomfortable. At least make sure there's nothing ceramic or edgy in front of your commode.
I'm trying to remember who it was, I think it was Bob Hoskins, who used to read potential scripts on the can, and chose based on how numb his ass got.
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If it was Bob Hoskins, all ingredients Googlers are in good company. That man was a pretty great guy.