🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?

  • Spur-of-the-moment decision due to sugar high from drinking ketchup

    Votes: 46 9.2%

  • Got caught calling users racial slurs and attacking cancer patients again

    Votes: 60 12.0%

  • Was $2 short from his monthly $500 iPad purchase

    Votes: 82 16.3%

  • Accidentally masturbated to futanari centuar porn made by somebody who voted conservative in 1996

    Votes: 162 32.3%

  • Anger from losing another razor to his triple chin's fat rolls

    Votes: 19 3.8%

  • Realization he hadn't used Kiwi Farms hacking him as an excuse yet

    Votes: 27 5.4%

  • One of his "friends" kindly asked him to stop insulting them for every interaction

    Votes: 55 11.0%

  • Soda-infused projectile vomit hit the "disable account" button

    Votes: 51 10.2%
  • Total voters
    502
Boris Blank's glass eye said:
Looks like Dear Feeder and the Janny Boys don't like feet pics that much after all.

Do you still have the .gif lying around somewhere?
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Sure
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Edit to say how the progress of Lou's ulcer is just the perfect illustration of "play stupid games, win stupid prizes". The filthy finger in the rotting hole and the direct consequence of it is just... I would say 'chef's kiss' but it's too disgusting for that.
 
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Norman B. Normal said:
At this point he's just doing refrigerator poetry. No I'm not okay. I feel like such a burden. I don't know who I am. I need $300 for needsbeforewants. Please? I'm so tired. Maybe I should go to sleep and never wake up. Please? I have diabetes. My family is transphobic and I am disabled. I hate asking for help. Nothing is ever mandatory, if you don't give me anything that's on you. I've been crying all night. I'm so sorry. I feel like such a burden. Please?...

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"I don't to be a burden to people"

Editor extraordinaire Louis Dominic Gagliardi III at work folks.

I understand sentences being messed up when typing because you go back and reword them. I'd be willing to overlook that. But a handwritten note? Fucking lol
 
Blonde Bomb said:
I don't know how much of a deep-dive disability office would do on his bank account or even online presence, but would the fact he's earned the amount of money he has from grifting impact his eligibility of disability?
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Social Security Administration does a thorough financial audit and works in conjunction with the IRS and other government agencies as well as local welfare agencies. They're surprisingly good at sniffing out if you have extra money
 
I should start tracking his grifts and tally up the amount of money he brings in (publically) along with the grift to name change ratio. I think ever 2 - 3 completed begs he does a name change and the typical "Hi guys my name is [new] and heres my fake upbeat intro so... hi!"
 
Man what kind of addict am I that I'm already sick of the post-hospital grift? Get some new material Lou it's not like you're gonna survive the diabetes anyways, stop bringing it up and entertain me more.
 
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You know what I would do if I was bedridden for a month or more, Lou? I'd improve myself. And there are tons of ways to do it for free.

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I found a ton of crap with a simple search. I could have found more if I put any effort into it.
 
The biggest reason this shitstain won't get disability (besides the fact that he's not disabled) is that they really look at how compliant you are. Tubbo is eating buckets of spaghetti and bread and it doesn't sound like he's monitoring his blood sugar much. His doctor will have expected him to journal his numbers/insulin.

Maybe he can't because he doesn't have the newest Apple pen? (advice Lou: they give you one when you get your insulin and you write in it with a humble pen or pencil).
 
 
Norman B. Normal said:
Kitty:
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The problem's never been your tools, Lou. It's you. You're not merely untalented, you're anti-talented.

I can also only presume the cat is smart enough to stay away from your lumbering form - because of course you're not actually bed-ridden if there's food to be had. But it won't go too far, cats are pretty good at sensing when a large chunk of meat is going to be available soon.
 
Norman B. Normal said:
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Tap the fucking screen to focus the lens and stop zooming in to the max fucking distance you god damned mong. Apple products have ridiculously good cameras and that’s about all they’re good for. A dozen fucking iPads and you don’t know how to use even the most basic of its features.
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
Fuck me that foot.

the saddest thing is, I feel bad that he will lose his foot, however because of how he acts and begs for dumb shit like and iPad makes me not want to help him even after he loses his left trotter.

Lou you should be begging for a prosthetic foot or even a scooty puff jr. Not another screen for you to stare at.
Your going die and soon.

I honestly think you will have more fun if you drop the trans act and just shitpost here with us, maybe even try to take even 1% of our advice... but you won’t and that’s what makes you a Lolcow.
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Sympathy and empathy are natural human responses. They only get thrown out when the individual cognitively considers if a person deserves it. Unfortunately for Louis, you can be exceedingly stupid and still see everything which happens to him is his own doing.

That doesn't mean some people somehow dumber than "exceedingly stupid" slip through the cracks and still fall for him, though.
 
Norman B. Normal said:
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That's the grubhub grease from your fat fingers.
Next Task said:
The problem's never been your tools, Lou. It's you. You're not merely untalented, you're anti-talented.

I can also only presume the cat is smart enough to stay away from your lumbering form - because of course you're not actually bed-ridden if there's food to be had. But it won't go too far, cats are pretty good at sensing when a large chunk of meat is going to be available soon.
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Interesting that for someone 'bedridden', he's downstairs in the kitchen taking pics. Kinda like his 'dead' mother tale.
 
Everything he has said about disability can be disproven by looking at https://www.disabilityapprovalguide.com/how-long-does-it-take-disability-benefits/
Pre-COVID it took 6 to 14 months to get a hearing on disability, and even then they deny 4 of 5 applicants. The only way he would even have the initial interview he claims to have is if he had a terminal illness. Diabetes is not terminal. Stage 4 cancer is terminal, sometimes. And again, though it hardly needs to be stated, this is pre COVID when they had full staffing at the offices. Plus way more people than usual have been applying for benefits since the pandemic caused people to lose their jobs.

TLDR Lou isn't going to be approved for SSDI soon. In fact, I'd bet money he hasn't even filled out an application much less file it.
Here's what most people can expect when applying for Social Security disability benefits:

File Your Benefits Application
File your Social Security disability claim for benefits.

Wait 3-5 Months
The average time it takes for the SSA to review your claim and make a decision.

First-Time Applicants: 74% Get Denied
In 2019, only 22.7% of SSD applicants got approved for benefits the first time they applied. At this stage, 17.7% have legal representation. That means just 5% of first-time claimants who apply on their own get approved!

Appeal Within 60 Days
You have 60 days to appeal the SSA's decision in writing.

Reconsideration: 98% Get Denied
Only about 2% of SSD appeals win benefits during this first stage, called Reconsideration.You can then appeal your case a second time in court.

Request Appeals Hearing Before an Administrative Law Judge (ALJ)
Much like the Reconsideration stage, you have another 60 days to appeal your denial in writing. This time, you'll need to request an appeals hearing before an ALJ to do that.

Wait 1 Year (12 Months)
The court schedules your ALJ hearing 6-18 months after the date you file an appeal. Right now, 11.8 months is the average wait time for an ALJ hearing nationwide.

ALJ Hearing: 91% Get Denied
Another 9% of SSD claimants get approved for benefits after pleading their case at an appeals hearing.

Sue the SSA in Federal Court
At this point, you have two options. You can either try to appeal one last time by suing the SSA in Federal court or wait 60 days, or re-apply for Social Security disability benefits from scratch. Less than 1% of SSD claimants sue at the federal level, and even fewer win their cases. It's simply too expensive for most people.
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TERF Accountant said:
Everything he has said about disability can be disproven by looking at https://www.disabilityapprovalguide.com/how-long-does-it-take-disability-benefits/
Pre-COVID it took 6 to 14 months to get a hearing on disability, and even then they deny 4 of 5 applicants. The only way he would even have the initial interview he claims to have is if he had a terminal illness. Diabetes is not terminal. Stage 4 cancer is terminal, sometimes. And again, though it hardly needs to be stated, this is pre COVID when they had full staffing at the offices. Plus way more people than usual have been applying for benefits since the pandemic caused people to lose their jobs.

TLDR Lou isn't going to be approved for SSDI soon. In fact, I'd bet money he hasn't even filled out an application much less file it.
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He hasn't filed because he already gets TardBux. He always buys some new toy at the beginning of the month, and that's when TardBux typically posts for recipients. He's just dragging on this "until I qualify" bullshit to make it seem like he's in need to grift from suckers.
 
Oh bullfuckingshit. Lou's shiny new iPad has the best camera so far. He just doesn't know how to use it. Or he's trying to take a picture of the cat from 40 feet away because that's the closest the household pets will let him get to them.

https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/24/...a12z-processor-speed-camera-trackpad-keyboard

The biggest change is the new camera system. You can’t miss it. The camera bump on the back of the iPad Pro is a big old square now, with two regular camera sensors and a new LIDAR sensor. We’ll come back to that LIDAR sensor in a minute.

Apple has put in a 12-megapixel main wide sensor with an f/1.8 aperture, which takes good photos but isn’t able to match the low-light performance of the iPhone 11 Pro.

New this year is a 10-megapixel ultrawide sensor at f/2.4 with a 125-degree field of view. As with all ultrawide sensors, the point is more the fun it provides than the extra crispy image quality.
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TERF Accountant said:
Everything he has said about disability can be disproven by looking at https://www.disabilityapprovalguide.com/how-long-does-it-take-disability-benefits/
Pre-COVID it took 6 to 14 months to get a hearing on disability, and even then they deny 4 of 5 applicants. The only way he would even have the initial interview he claims to have is if he had a terminal illness. Diabetes is not terminal. Stage 4 cancer is terminal, sometimes. And again, though it hardly needs to be stated, this is pre COVID when they had full staffing at the offices. Plus way more people than usual have been applying for benefits since the pandemic caused people to lose their jobs.

TLDR Lou isn't going to be approved for SSDI soon. In fact, I'd bet money he hasn't even filled out an application much less file it.
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Oh no! So what you're saying is that poor Lou will be forced to ask for several hundred dollars a month from internet strangers for the foreseeable future? He'll never be able to stop at this rate because of the government failing him. And transphobia and his loud neighbors and his mother doing things like drinking in the privacy of her own home, probably.

Basically everybody but him.
 
PBJ Sucks said:
Oh no! So what you're saying is that poor Lou will be forced to ask for several hundred dollars a month from internet strangers for the foreseeable future? He'll never be able to stop at this rate because of the government failing him. And transphobia and his loud neighbors and his mother doing things like drinking in the privacy of her own home, probably.

Basically everybody but him.
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Damn his Diabetes! Louie would TOTALLY have a full-time job and be 100% self-reliant if it weren't for his damn Diabetes! What a cruel twist of fate!
 
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