Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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Yes but what about tem tem guys!
Everyone was so on-board for Tem Tem but as soon as it released it fucking vanished from the public consciousness, now its but a faint dream, when i faintly remember and bring the topic to friends some of them believe its still in development and hasn't released
 
Everyone was so on-board for Tem Tem but as soon as it released it fucking vanished from the public consciousness, now its but a faint dream, when i faintly remember and bring the topic to friends some of them believe its still in development and hasn't released
A few random factoids, as the Temtem Guy in the forum:
It has now, by any definition, finished Fall 2020, which means that, according to the roadmap, there's a whole island missing with no release date in sight.

I'd also like to direct your attention to this tweet:

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On it's own, it's innocuous, digging at an annoying thing the devs did because they don't understand that progression means you gain and keep items over time.

However, note the number. The crystal skates are an item you gain on the second island of 6 (3 released at start, 4 released now), and lose right at the start of the 3rd. Thanks to that, this is basically a rough indicator of how many people made it to the original 'endgame' of temtem early access.

With 500k sales confirmed just on steam in just the first month, a second console release, and numerous other pc platforms besides, I think you could charitably say there are somewhere between 600k and 700k total temtem buyers (a low number is actually better in this case, as I'm looking at drop off . That means only about a third of them actually got to the endgame.

That's not a good outlook, for a game that wants to be permanently online but doesn't want to add transactions beyond cosmetics.

Another sign: despite at least 500k buyers at that point, when they released ranked matchmaking, less than 20000 matches were played in the first week. In other words, less than four percent of the total buyerbase played even one match of ranked, and that's not counting ANYONE playing more than one game.


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A few random factoids, as the Temtem Guy in the forum:
It has now, by any definition, finished Fall 2020, which means that, according to the roadmap, there's a whole island missing with no release date in sight.

I'd also like to direct your attention to this tweet:

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On it's own, it's innocuous, digging at an annoying thing the devs did because they don't understand that progression means you gain and keep items over time.

However, note the number. The crystal skates are an item you gain on the second island of 6 (3 released at start, 4 released now), and lose right at the start of the 3rd. Thanks to that, this is basically a rough indicator of how many people made it to the original 'endgame' of temtem early access.

With 500k sales confirmed just on steam in just the first month, a second console release, and numerous other pc platforms besides, I think you could charitably say there are somewhere between 600k and 700k total temtem buyers (a low number is actually better in this case, as I'm looking at drop off . That means only about a third of them actually got to the endgame.

That's not a good outlook, for a game that wants to be permanently online but doesn't want to add transactions beyond cosmetics.

Another sign: despite at least 500k buyers at that point, when they released ranked matchmaking, less than 20000 matches were played in the first week. In other words, less than four percent of the total buyerbase played even one match of ranked, and that's not counting ANYONE playing more than one game.


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>Average match duration 7.5 minutes
Ain't nobody got time for that
 
So what was the thought process of Blaine in Pokémon Yellow deviating away from the anime team? The rest of the gym leaders pretty much have their anime team, but Blaine's the only one who's different, not even a Magmar (which pissed me off as a kid, I don't believe a single trainer even owned one in-game). Why is that, is it to trip up your Pikachu or what?
 
So what was the thought process of Blaine in Pokémon Yellow deviating away from the anime team? The rest of the gym leaders pretty much have their anime team, but Blaine's the only one who's different, not even a Magmar (which pissed me off as a kid, I don't believe a single trainer even owned one in-game). Why is that, is it to trip up your Pikachu or what?

Yellow came out in Japan on September 12, 1998.

The episode of the anime that had Blaine in it originally aired August 13, 1998, only a little under a month beforehand.

Most likely the production of the game was completed before the episode aired, or was even possibly written due to how anime production works for some series(the episode not being finished until just before it airs)

This was also years before the Pokemon Company existed, which would have helped coordinate discussion between Game Freak, who made the original games, and Oriental Light and Magic, who made the anime adaption.
 
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Does anyone have a spare bird fossil they’d be willing to trade for? I have three extra fossilized Fish and Drakes.
I’m having horrible luck with the digging brothers, they just will not find one.
 
Oh, I wasn't expecting this. Was there any talk about this coming out at all or did they just do a surprise drop?
 
Awwww, New Pokémon Snap comes out after my birthday. Oh well, still am looking forward to it. Think my brother said he preordered it, I'll have to ask him again.

I just wanna post this Rube Goldberg machine video they made to celebrate 25 years. It's actually pretty satisfying to watch.
 
Awwww, New Pokémon Snap comes out after my birthday. Oh well, still am looking forward to it. Think my brother said he preordered it, I'll have to ask him again.

I just wanna post this Rube Goldberg machine video they made to celebrate 25 years. It's actually pretty satisfying to watch.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=l_ZHajviuAY

I came to post the same video to call it dog shit. The Faux Rube Goldberg is alright, but it's all to reveal a Katy Perry song. Get raped.

Especially considering that song is going to be the only thing they reveal for the anniversary.
 
I came to post the same video to call it dog shit. The Faux Rube Goldberg is alright, but it's all to reveal a Katy Perry song. Get raped.

Especially considering that song is going to be the only thing they reveal for the anniversary.
So is Pokémon's 25th anniversary more fucked than Metroid's 25th anniversary?
 
Especially considering that song is going to be the only thing they reveal for the anniversary.
If it makes them actually spend time to flesh out the game for once then I'm okay with it though that's very :optimistic: from me
So is Pokémon's 25th anniversary more fucked than Metroid's 25th anniversary?
Not until a pokemon game gets C&D, probably would be pokemmo if it was any of them.
They announced it and released a teaser back in June of last year, but it's been total radio silence since the reveal until today.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fwnnIBPq_v0
So this is where the soul was hiding from SWSH
 
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