UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Cubanodun said:
So lets start the new year with what I'm calling the "closing the cycle" age, today several of the "congressmen" decide to remove their designation of their twitter bios because the congress is dead and buried, even with their fake and gay declaration of the "continuation" of the workings of the actual congress they know shit is doomed so they start to tweet something in plan of what we call closing the cycle aka they are giving up

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I catched this one late, she also "closed the cycle"
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This "closing the cycle" comes after the inevitable departure of Orange man that was the only thing that kept Guaido relevant they know that fucker is absolutely useless so they are leaving the sinking boat to let him drown alone, it did not help that the European union is still debating their support and are also conditioning aka "will only recognize IF he do something" aka no tweeting stupid shit, no glorified surveys, SOMETHING thing that he will not do because the survey was a epic disaster so the expectations is that he is going to lose also that recognition that is the only thing that matter to him, i expect more of them to enter the "closing the cycle" mode and bail

What about the congress? they decided to make a commission that would keep the functions (aka nothing) elsewhere that represent the will of the political parties with Guaido serving as president (aka doing also nothing) he was so pathetic that last month was begging for recognition when he saw that Orange man is leaving
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For those of us that don't speak Landscaper: what?
 
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Ghostse said:
For those of use that don't speak Landscaper: what?
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The first tweet say "today i close a cycle, i keep compromised with the progress of my country from my barracks as a militant and a citizen" followed by her mission is just to empower people for their rights and yadda yadda tl;dr she is making excuses

The second tweet say "Today it end a cycle of learning, of huge success (pfffft) and also from mistakes that im aware, however i did not stop because to reach the freedom of all Venezuelans there is not a obstacle that is worth and my integrity is my flag" this is Stalin Gonzales he is infamous for traveling all Europe in "diplomatic missions" when in reality he was just traveling with USA Taxpayer money (because there is no other explanation)

The third one is just a bio that has to say Congresman for the state X but she deleted it and also did a "close the cycle", at the time of this post there are several others that are bailing probably because they know in the nanosecond they dont have inmunity, Maduro is going to rape them like he has promised to do several times
 
Cubanodun said:
The first tweet say "today i close a cycle, i keep compromised with the progress of my country from my barracks as a militant and a citizen" followed by her mission is just to empower people for their rights and yadda yadda tl;dr she is making excuses

The second tweet say "Today it end a cycle of learning, of huge success (pfffft) and also from mistakes that im aware, however i did not stop because to reach the freedom of all Venezuelans there is not a obstacle that is worth and my integrity is my flag" this is Stalin Gonzales he is infamous for traveling all Europe in "diplomatic missions" when in reality he was just traveling with USA Taxpayer money (because there is no other explanation)

The third one is just a bio that has to say Congresman for the state X but she deleted it and also did a "close the cycle", at the time of this post there are several others that are bailing probably because they know in the nanosecond they dont have inmunity, Maduro is going to rape them like he has promised to do several times
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I'm going to need a bit more context here my friend.

So what I'm gathering is that Gaydildo's ineffective opposition is honoring the 500,000 recorded votes and stepping down. They are doing this because all signs point to The Great White Orange Father not being there to cover for them anymore, and they are expecting Biden to cuck for Maduro. Having failed to churro the Maduro, like good doggies they are rolling on their backs and urinating before Maduro churros them.
Is that about right?

What the hell is "close the cycle"?
And if they are fearing the long red dong of Chavezismo, why are they making another congress with Gaydildo as the president?
 
Ghostse said:
So what I'm gathering is that Gaydildo's ineffective opposition is honoring the 500,000 recorded votes and stepping down. They are doing this because all signs point to The Great White Orange Father not being there to cover for them anymore, and they are expecting Biden to cuck for Maduro. Having failed to churro the Maduro, like good doggies they are rolling on their backs and urinating before Maduro churros them.
Is that about right?
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The only reason they were safe was because they were actually recognized by the chavizta electoral committee when they won years ago, that gave them some pseudo legit status that protected from being arrested, Guaido did a "Transition status decree" to keep his congress going but all the congressman know that is just a excuse to keep Guaido congress working in name only, instead of keeping with the farce they "soft resigned" aka instead of saying "i quit" they just squashed their title in their bios and begin to post the "closing the cycle" tweets, they know Guaido has no plans for the future because he was banking in Orange man doing all the work for him so instead of waiting for the inevitable arrest they did the most logical option, separate themselves for the congress while pretending they are still working for them

And no, they are still calling the last election a farce but they know their bitching always fall in deaf ears you can have all the law in your side the other guy has the guns and what he say stay

Edit: he is right now doing a congress session asking for the other traitors to unite to churro the maduro, what he doesnt know is that they have tried for more than 20 years to unite and never managed to win anything even if they unite what then? you are going to scream at him "united" until he say "ok you are annoying i quit"?

Leopoldo lopez is bitching about the people that got away from the congress jajajaja

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I go out from the vchuba hell for m o r e n e w s of the soon to be droned land of Venezuela (i hope so)

So Maduro has been bitching and flipping that he has the money for the vaccine for the covfefe 19 only to later say that orange man just went and rob them of the resources, he has been saying this a lot until the military asked why he is delaying the vaccines (short answer no money) instead of actually explaining why he is doing with the money he appears today with his stupid face saying that Venezuelan scientists have created a miraculous medicine that can 100% insta kill the covfefe 19, he call it the Carvativir

Behold the great panacea

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Yeah....

Maduro was rambling for hours saying how it works, you only have to put it 10 drops under your tongue every 4 hours and boom Covfefe is gone, they have started to make preparations for the patent* to start production** and give a sample to the OMS so they can approve it for massive use***

*with the hope of some idiots actually buying it from them, no one will
**We dont have ways to produce medicines, all of them leaved the country
***it wont

Why Venezuelans are not excited about this INCREDIBLE news? it because is a remix of a old lie he said last year only that time the panacea was called Interferon Beta and was a injection

In the other side of the spectrum the perspective is so bad that is not funny anymore

Then

Juan Guaido protector of the republic of Venezuela and future liberator of Venezuela in the year 2020

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Now

Juan Guaido, massive cuck and useless traitor that backstabbed Trump and laughingstock of the country in the year 2021

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So with Mr. Joe been in office for a while, has Mr. Churro man attempted to sweet talk Joe into some gibs yet?
 
Thiletonomics said:
So with Mr. Joe been in office for a while, has Mr. Churro man attempted to sweet talk Joe into some gibs yet?
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Yes, and failed because he was asking for ridiculous shit, practically going full Iran asking for gibs and for America to beg for his forgiveness

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Take your bets gentlemen, what is the main component of this miracle?

A ) Snake Oil.
B ) Urine.
C ) Homeopathic tincture.
D ) Grog mixture of expired medicine.
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it was C a extract of Thymus with Oregano, because the entire premise was so retarded he quickly forgot about it, it did not help that in the hospitals they tried to implement it people outright destroyed the bottle or just throwed into the garbage, Maduro went absolutely quiet about it, there has not been any push for mass production or to even sell it

Edit: apparently he actually tried to sell this garbage in the international market and people laughed at him
 
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Little update, the stupid has the cof

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Cant wait until Chavez welcome him down there like this

 
Cubanodun said:
Little update, the stupid has the cof

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Cant wait until Chavez welcome him down there like this

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That video has me thinking... I know communists have a near-universal habit of blindly supporting anyone who even claims to be communist, but do you think that if Chavez was still alive that even he would want the fucker dead?
 
TheMagician said:
That video has me thinking... I know communists have a near-universal habit of blindly supporting anyone who even claims to be communist, but do you think that if Chavez was still alive that even he would want the fucker dead?
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Nah, Chavez considered the opposition as inferior beings with no power and say in anything he wanted to do, they were a annoyance at best and a pest at worse
 
Cubanodun said:
Nah, Chavez considered the opposition as inferior beings with no power and say in anything he wanted to do, they were a annoyance at best and a pest at worse
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Oops, for some reason I thought your post was about Maduro instead of Guaidó instead. I guess it's fitting that the useless idiot doesn't even register in my brain at this point, lmao.
 
TheMagician said:
Oops, for some reason I thought your post was about Maduro instead of Guaidó instead. I guess it's fitting that the useless idiot doesn't even register in my brain at this point, lmao.
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Don't worry, even we Venezuelans sometimes forget he exist, he pretty much disappeared out of the public eye after Biden got in and he just appears sometimes to bitch and propose shit he cant do
 
Little update because this is ridiculous, we are in another "AGREEMENT" phase of the year, that one that always happen because bleh


What are the "this time is going to work honest!!" stupid shit now

  1. After months of Guaido refusing to negotiate with the commies came a rumour that apparently Biden told him that he was willing to remove the sanctions IF Maduro accept some conditions, mostly the same garbage as always free elections, he quitting, etc etc, this confirm it was true
  2. He is banking that the handlers of Maduro would be willing to ditch him in the hope to recover all their money that was frozen in the states
  3. He actually believe he is "forcing political pressure" on Maduro and his handlers with this
What was the result? Maduro laughing at him on national TV, telling that there is already a negotiation table (there is not, is paid controlled opposition that has not doing anything on months and are only summoned when they need to look good for the press that no one reads) calling a moron and if he was willing to join the gay negotiation table it was welcomed to do so

There it lasted 24 hours
 
You know, as much as I hate the blue balls of the unchurroed Maduro, its better than the alternative that is yet-another US foreign adventure.
 
Snekposter said:
You know, as much as I hate the blue balls of the unchurroed Maduro, its better than the alternative that is yet-another US foreign adventure.
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I dont care either way, both sides are absolute morons, and people already forgot the "salvation treaty", they begin to ditch it quickly when the thing in paper was full of "we hope" and "maybes", they dont have any concrete plan and they know people think they are absolute jokes, the gist of why now is because last week Maduro announced "mega-elections" for governor, mayors and minor councils, everyone know this "election" is a mere formality and no one is going to go like last time
 
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