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What if Chris swapped brains with a baboon?
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He would be even more wild then he already is and considering how wild Chris is that's saying a lot.
What if Chris hired a hitman?
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He would hire a hitman off of Craigslist and get caught.
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What if Chris decided not to start wearing a bra, but instead bought a toupée?
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His badge would be neither delicious nor wooden, but he would eat it anyways.
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Since Chris hates men, what if he watches a sporting event where men are playing; especially soccer or American football?
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He'd get fired for being a jerk to innocent people since he thinks that's what jerkops do.
What if Chris finally completed his love quest?
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His final sweetheart would be a horrible one that steals the rest of his tugboat and eventually take over his entire house. In response, he'd likely crap himself and do nothing.
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And it turns out she was a guy.
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Goodbye, reality.
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The bite of 15 would happen.
What if Chris was a pokemon trainer.
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It would take him 12 years to beat a gym and 6,104 filler episodes to get there. You don't want to know how many important episodes it would take.
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What if Chris learned Tiffany was a mod here?
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Holiday Bin.
What if the relationship between Chris and Meg had gone well and they were still together? Would Chris still dress up as a tomgirl?
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No, he would dress up like a Nazi and cruse around in SONCHU listening to this.
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Chris would try to hire him to assassinate the Blue-Armed Bandit. The hitman would pretend to go along with it, planning to take Chris's money and just say he did it. However, Chris would tell the hitman sob story after sob story to try to guilt trip him into doing it for free, and when that wouldn't work, he'd try to pay him in homemade medallions and Amiibos. At this point, the hitman would get fed up and shoot him. With his dying breath, Chris would blame SEGA.