🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Cuz he is a cheapskate, his idea of a gift is $1 venmo cash, $5 starbucks giftcard, walmart flowers.
His philosophy is the bare minimum should give him the world because it's the effort of a disabled man that counts.
Guys giving escorts $100 bottles of wine, trips to Spain, lingerie, jewelry
Russ thinks he can compete with that or that these guys simply do not exist
Honestly if he can afford a $2000 hooker date, he could easily afford to spend an extra $100 on a nice gift; he's just a complete cheapsake and is lazy (much as how he puts no effort into his music either).
 
Honestly if he can afford a $2000 hooker date, he could easily afford to spend an extra $100 on a nice gift; he's just a complete cheapsake and is lazy (much as how he puts no effort into his music either).
He can't afford that much. Last time at the Bunny Ranch he tried to pay a popular, "starring" Bunny (who looked like KP) less than a grand for full girlfriend experience sex and blowjob.
When she rightfully shot him down, he went and whined to the manager until they bussed him to the B-tier ranch and had some poor new girl take one for the team.
edit: corrected, HE HIMSELF went to the b-tier ranch, negotiated with the girl, left to a THIRD ranch to try to get a better deal and was refused, then went back to ranch number 2 to the only girl who'd agreed to his money.

I would be SHOCKED if he brought more than $800.

@FlyGuy0912 can correct me if s/he knows more.
 
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Honestly if he can afford a $2000 hooker date, he could easily afford to spend an extra $100 on a nice gift; he's just a complete cheapsake and is lazy (much as how he puts no effort into his music either).
In his mind, that 100$ is a waste because he’s already paid to sleep with the woman. His gifts are for the look of the thing. “I bought flowers!” (Cheap fistful of carnations) “I bought her dinner!” (Limited to the children’s menu, no refills)

Much like his manky suit, Russ only sees these things as tokens. All suits are the same, because they are A Suit. All gifts are the same because they are A Gift. Any man who puts actual time and cost into a thoughtful gift is a sucker or showing off.

Remember when some prozzie posted that a john bought her cats some cute cat toys, and she thought that was sweet? Russ was pissed about that. Cat toys aren’t Flowers, or even Dinner! Cat toys aren’t featured as a cliche Gift For Women in rom-coms and commercials!! He didn’t do it right, so why is the woman showering HIM with thanks???

Russ is autistic as fuck in this regard. All gifts are Gifts and thus of the same emotional value, so why spend more money or put thought into them? You’re just being foolish and showing off.

Russ doesn’t comprehend that sometimes a “gift” shows such a lack of thought, effort or time that it might as well be a piece of paper with the word “gift” written on it. Sometimes you’re better off not bringing anything at all, instead of bringing something lousy that says “this is how little I think of you. I spent pennies on a carnation because you’re not worth the extra pocket change for a single nice rose.”

He doesn’t get that. He only sees the world in terms of tokens and symbols, with no deeper meaning behind them.
 
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Honestly if he can afford a $2000 hooker date, he could easily afford to spend an extra $100 on a nice gift; he's just a complete cheapsake and is lazy (much as how he puts no effort into his music either).

The problem is that the starting $$$$ he has saved up would originally be for the hooker. He never takes into account transportation, food, dinner, etc. By the time all that gets taken care of, he's left with $$$. That's not taking into account the asshole tax he'll be charged. While I give him credit for saving the money, he loses a lot of points in regards to management and planning.

Ninja'd by @AbraCadaver
 
Remember when some prozzie posted that a john bought her cats some cute cat toys, and she thought that was sweet? Russ was pissed about that. Cat toys aren’t Flowers, or even Dinner! Cat toys aren’t featured as a cliche Gift For Women in rom-coms and commercials!! He didn’t do it right, so why is the woman showering HIM with thanks???
Do you have a link to this? That sounds exactly like Russ.
I've heard of clients paying for a sex worker's education, or helping them wisely invest their money or something else that's actually beneficial to the women. You don't have to be madly in love with someone to want the best for them. It would never even occur to Russ do something like that because in his mind, he's doing them a huge favor by fucking them and they should be grateful.
 
Do you have a link to this? That sounds exactly like Russ.
I've heard of clients paying for a sex worker's education, or helping them wisely invest their money or something else that's actually beneficial to the women. You don't have to be madly in love with someone to want the best for them. It would never even occur to Russ do something like that because in his mind, he's doing them a huge favor by fucking them and they should be grateful.
It was his latest round of harassing prostitutes on Twitter. IIRC it must have been around the end of june 2019.
 
At least with hookers they're getting sex out of it. I've seen guys buy camgirls they'll never meet expensive gifts.
Some guys get off to feeling like the provider.
Some guys quite possibly get off to the idea that their wife knows he's buying his favorite prozzie a new car, but still wont leave him.
...and many are probably just like Russ who think they can woo the hooker into loving them for reals with gifts; but unlike Russ they have much deeper pockets, cleaner suits and less drool.
 
Do you have a link to this? That sounds exactly like Russ.
I've heard of clients paying for a sex worker's education, or helping them wisely invest their money or something else that's actually beneficial to the women. You don't have to be madly in love with someone to want the best for them. It would never even occur to Russ do something like that because in his mind, he's doing them a huge favor by fucking them and they should be grateful.

Here's the cat toy post.
 
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He thinks he's being cute by declaring a hooker "his." It's not cute, and he's not joking. He's tried to assert control over the girls he follows many times. Remember when he told Javai her dad wasn't allowed to touch her? He has no idea what a insane creep than makes him out to be.
 
So THAT's why he bought the Goodwill loveseat...
He was expecting a hooker from New Zealand to come sleep on his couch. She joked with him her mom might not like her new tattoos and she'd have to sleep on his couch. Of course, Russ being Russ he took her seriously and really expected her to show up. However, this lead to him tell Danica (the hooker) that her other clients won't be nice to her and he was the only one who would treat her right. He got smacked down by another hooker who told him he was far from the only guy who was nice to hookers, and that he wasn't special. He didn't respond.
 
He was expecting a hooker from New Zealand to come sleep on his couch. She joked with him her mom might not like her new tattoos and she'd have to sleep on his couch. Of course, Russ being Russ he took her seriously and really expected her to show up. However, this lead to him tell Danica (the hooker) that her other clients won't be nice to her and he was the only one who would treat her right. He got smacked down by another hooker who told him he was far from the only guy who was nice to hookers, and that he wasn't special. He didn't respond.
I know. I was making a joke. Apparently it wasn't very funny.
 
He was expecting a hooker from New Zealand to come sleep on his couch. She joked with him her mom might not like her new tattoos and she'd have to sleep on his couch. Of course, Russ being Russ he took her seriously and really expected her to show up. However, this lead to him tell Danica (the hooker) that her other clients won't be nice to her and he was the only one who would treat her right. He got smacked down by another hooker who told him he was far from the only guy who was nice to hookers, and that he wasn't special. He didn't respond.

Danica was the one he said had AIDs right?
 
Nah, Danica's just a random sex worker from NZ who Russ thought was in love with him

The thing I find funniest about the Danica situation is that the whole time he was pulling the loveseat shit she had (and i think still has?) a live-in girlfriend and was very obvious about it on her instagram/very clear in setting the client/romance boundaries.

But apparently women don't count and sex workers can't possibly be in love with men other than slurps mcdroopface
 
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