🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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ignoring all that completely and utterly embarrassing faggotry....

I wonder if Russel's lining up a very special Valentine's Day date for himself. Will the brothels reopen upon proof of vaccine? In which case, I wonder if he'll start claiming "financial discrimination by the brothels against those who can't get a vaccine" or "healthcare providers; discrimination against the disabled by not allowing me to cut to the front of the line for my vaccine, since the only way this disabled stud can get affection is by presenting my vaccination card at the whorehouse".
 
Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Yeah but I could see him seeing hot girls around players at casinos, be they hookers, girlfriends or just random bimbos bouncing around from high-roller to high-roller, and think that with his mega genius intellect he can crush at the games and score some hotties.
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It would be pathetically easy to swindle Russ out of all his money and be gone before he realized what happened. And there is no one to complain to. If Russ can't threaten someone with a higher authority (like the courts or the cops) he's at a loss.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
A young, attractive female dealer would probably view Russell with disgust initially, but would quickly realize that he's an easy mark.
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They might realize he's an easy mark but that doesn't mean they'll put up with inappropriate behavior from him. This is a man who can get kicked out of a brothel for being too much of a creep.
ILovePudding said:
The reason the house always wins is because the percentages are built into the game, not because they cheat the patrons. They don't employ any "shuffling techniques" to sway the odds.
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Depends where you are but you're probably not going to see that shit in any of the decent corporate casinos. Even the scammy casinos get their edge by just offering you shitty odds in the first place, like 6-5 blackjack. Which is more or less what you said.
Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Though in the south, some casinos and "game rooms" have video poker, which can also be rigged to all hell because instead of pure statistical luck of the cards, the computer is basically deciding how often you are dealt a winning hand.
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This would be actually illegal, and while I wouldn't put it past anyone, generally the odds are adjusted by adjusting the paytable. The "best" video poker is what's called "full-pay" or 9/6 Jacks or Better and it's just normal video poker but with almost no house edge. With casino bonuses this can actually be profitable with optimal or near optimal play. The 9/6 refers to it paying 9x for a full house or 6x for a flush. Other paytables are worse and obviously, worse for all the other payouts as well.
DrJonesHat said:
It would be pathetically easy to swindle Russ out of all his money and be gone before he realized what happened.
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Vegas is full of attractive women who can spot a thirsty boi from a mile away, and Russ is definitely one of those. I'm not sure a poverty bum like Russhole would even be on their radar though. Pretty sure there are also lots of trailer park-tier semi-attractive women who have losers like him on their radar though. He's going to get hooked by one of those.
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Arguably hookers get off better than pornstars.

Which is part of the hilarity of this specific cow, is because he thinks he can woo hookers with cheap flowers and Olive Garden dates while they quite possibly have other clients who straight up buy them cars and expensive jewelry.
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Now that is simping on a level i never thought possible
 
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AnOminous said:
They might realize he's an easy mark but that doesn't mean they'll put up with inappropriate behavior from him. This is a man who can get kicked out of a brothel for being too much of a creep.
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He's already shown he's an easy mark. He used to go to Twin Peaks and strip clubs and dropped lots of money on the girls, and then got upset when they didn't put out. He thinks any woman who uses her appearance to make money is selling sex and he'd get enraged after he threw money at a dealer or waitress and she didn't put out. Remember when he was baffled about why he was asked to leave a strip club after he solicited sex from one of the dancers? He genuinely didn't understand why what he did was wrong. That's happened several times and each time he refuses to learn from it.
 
Spawn said:
Wait why hasent russ done this yet? (No venmo a buck dosent count)
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Russ hasn't come right out and said it, but he's followed more than a few camgirls on Instagram, all from livejasmin, the one camsite I've never heard of anyone actually using.

I've wondered if maybe he was throwing some money around there.
 
TheCakeIsALie said:
Russ logic. Mormons don’t drink caffeine yet Russ cohorts with with prostitutes.
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Strangely the original edict was against "hot drinks", not caffeine. As such the idea was that things like coffee and tea were forbidden to Mormons. Eventually this became understood to be caffeine wasn't for Mormons. And yet Russ is all about his hot chocolate which is not only hot but contains caffeine as well. The man is such a rebel!

Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Of course, that's assuming his On-Off psuedo-Mormonism doesn't interfere.
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Ratmouth only brings up his Mormon heritage when he feels the situation warrants it or he somehow thinks that it makes him appear to be special and not just any old guy. Why else would he complain about people drinking alcohol if he's no longer part of the LDS Church?
 
I passed through vegas this evening, even right by Russ's cuisine of choice, wahlburgers. If he went to the kiosk, theres no seating, if he went to the restaurant itself, its limited. Either way, I think he was by himself. He hasn't been in town long enough to meet anyone desperate enough, and the urchins tend to roam Fremont, not that part of the strip. The city has really cracked down on soliciting of any kind, innocent and not so much within the "resort district " area of the strip, between MGM grand and the mirage-ish.

Hope this is coherent, I've been driving and I'm tired, with another day to go
 
Spawn said:
Wait why hasent russ done this yet? (No venmo a buck dosent count)
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Cuz he is a cheapskate, his idea of a gift is $1 venmo cash, $5 starbucks giftcard, walmart flowers.
His philosophy is the bare minimum should give him the world because it's the effort of a disabled man that counts.
Guys giving escorts $100 bottles of wine, trips to Spain, lingerie, jewelry
Russ thinks he can compete with that or that these guys simply do not exist
 
AnOminous said:
Pretty sure there are also lots of trailer park-tier semi-attractive women who have losers like him on their radar though. He's going to get hooked by one of those.
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I think even the trailer park-tier semi-attractive ones would take one look at the pit stains on his Walmart suit and the complimentary ginger ale he's been nursing for an hour, and keep looking for a better deal.
 
Rustled Jimmies said:
Cuz he is a cheapskate, his idea of a gift is $1 venmo cash, $5 starbucks giftcard, walmart flowers.
His philosophy is the bare minimum should give him the world because it's the effort of a disabled man that counts.
Guys giving escorts $100 bottles of wine, trips to Spain, lingerie, jewelry
Russ thinks he can compete with that or that these guys simply do not exist
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That's funny to me. Like you said, he's up against guys who can fly a girl to the tropics for the weekend on their private jet. And he thinks just because he made an effort, that's enough. Well, those guys made an effort too, and their effort was better. He's complained that doing better than him at something is "creating an unfair advantage", so I can see him saying the rich guys aren't playing fair or something equally stupid.
 
Rustled Jimmies said:
Cuz he is a cheapskate, his idea of a gift is $1 venmo cash, $5 starbucks giftcard, walmart flowers.
His philosophy is the bare minimum should give him the world because it's the effort of a disabled man that counts.
Guys giving escorts $100 bottles of wine, trips to Spain, lingerie, jewelry
Russ thinks he can compete with that or that these guys simply do not exist
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You forgot Olive garden Dates and forcing them to watch him slobber all over the food, and him thinking this is "romantic".
 
StraightShooter2 said:
You forgot Olive garden Dates and forcing them to watch him slobber all over the food, and him thinking this is "romantic".
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I used to work at a high-end restaurant and my fellow servers and I would have endless fun playing "spot the hooker." Even if you have a lot of money, you can still make an ass out of yourself as far as professional girlfriends are concerned.

EDIT: Sometimes even the managers would participate. It's good thing this was before cell phones with cameras. We could have made a mint with blackmail material.
 
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Rustled Jimmies said:
Cuz he is a cheapskate, his idea of a gift is $1 venmo cash, $5 starbucks giftcard, walmart flowers.
His philosophy is the bare minimum should give him the world because it's the effort of a disabled man that counts.
Guys giving escorts $100 bottles of wine, trips to Spain, lingerie, jewelry
Russ thinks he can compete with that or that these guys simply do not exist
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Well thats because hes delusional
 
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