🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Marshal Mannerheim]

“It should be illegal for a woman refuse to have sex with a disabled man like me,” he drools, his dead eyes never leaving the camera. “If they don’t like it, they can just close their eyes.”

Did he actually say that?

 

[Meredith Swift]

Did he actually say that?

Yeppppp. I can't find the "close your eyes" screenshot at the minute but

 

[DrJonesHat]

Did he actually say that?

Yes. And was unapologetic about it.

 

[Hambubger]

Can't he just be realistic and date people near his level

 

[Meredith Swift]

Can't he just be realistic and date people near his level

Are you saying that Russell Godfrey Greer, the sexiest disabled guy ever, who has a paralegal "degree" and everything, who works for a major multinational corporation (janitor and WalMart), who has his own couch (second hand loveseat), doesn't deserve to bang 9s and 10s? Do his plights mean nothing to you????

 

[Constellationzero]

I've been following this thread since December, 2017. The fact that I find it completely plausible that Russell Greer may have faked moving to Las Vegas for the sole purpose of attempting to throw us off his tracks and that Russ may have fucked it up with a social media post boasting about taking a bottom-tier streetwalker to Wahlburger is precisely why I am so obsessed with this thread.

Real talk. The list of butternut antics that brought me to the thread and keeps me coming back for more:
* Aids ridden whore
* Cheesecake Factory danced weirdly whore
* BFF Hof gave butternut a gimmicky tourist trap token while at the Ranch. For some reason that made Hof his secret double sooper de dooper BFF!
* Couch cover saga
* Everything Javai
* Kicking Kayli out for lovin on Squish
* Erika of course
* but most of all...A WOO HOO HOO!

EDIT: Saw that picture of Wahlburgers. I've never been to Vegas, but goddamn... The photos of that Backdoor Boy faggot grinning like an ape, and... Lovely Bones?? Are all those words his filmography?? Lovely Bones?? Yeah, that screams "Let's eat here!" Jesus, I can't...

But this is about right for a classy stud like Strokey the Snowflake.

 

[DrJonesHat]

BFF Hof gave butternut a gimmicky tourist trap token while at the Ranch. For some reason that made Hof his secret double sooper de dooper BFF!

I think that's one of my personal favorites. He really thought Hof would go to bat for him and was livid when he told Russ to GTFO.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I liked the Hof eulogy.

He died and we all joked about Russ writing him a eulogy like they were lifelong best friends, and sure enough he did.

"Sure, we had our ups and downs..."

Yeah right, Russ.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I wonder if he tried to threaten sex workers with his imagined relationship with the boss.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Can't he just be realistic and date people near his level

No because he thinks he is gods gift to mankind and in his words "it would be unfair to himself"
He is unprepared to settle for anything less than Jennifer Lopez but expects all the pretty, toothy, beyond-stinking-rich women in the world to settle for him.

 

[flight of ideas]

Why does he insist on taking prostitutes out on a ”date”? He does realise that they're doing a job and that they won't magically fall for him after some shit tier macaroni and cheese.

he does not, in fact.

apropos of nothing whatsoever, i would like this thread to know that 1) taytay’s new album is a banger and 2) in the murder ballad “no body, no crime” (featuring HAIM) she name-drops olive garden

rate me internet-autistic if you want but i died laughing

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Why does he insist on taking prostitutes out on a ”date”? He does realise that they're doing a job and that they won't magically fall for him after some shit tier macaroni and cheese.

Imagine bragging about having a plumber come over to fix a broken pipe and taking a selfie with them?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Imagine bragging about having a plumber come over to fix a broken pipe and taking a selfie with them?

Exactly. If, as Russell takes pains to affirm, sex work is real work, then he should understand that sex workers or prostitutes or whatever you want to call them are doing a job and that they don't have to give him any er... extra services.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Exactly. If, as Russell takes pains to affirm, sex work is real work, then he should understand that sex workers or prostitutes or whatever you want to call them are doing a job and that they don't have to give him any er... extra services.

Not only does he expect extra services, he expects them to do it below their normal rate. His last visit to Nevada was a disaster because he had negotiated a price with a sex worker and he didn't have that much so she rejected him, and he was upset because he thought she was obligated to see him regardless of the fact he couldn't meet her fee. He ended up getting with an inexperienced girl who had to suffer through his noxious presence for not enough money for what she had to go through.

 

[12 Inch Taint]

Why does he insist on taking prostitutes out on a ”date”? He does realise that they're doing a job and that they won't magically fall for him after some shit tier macaroni and cheese.

Certainly not after watching Russ 'eat'.

Can't he just be realistic and date people near his level

If the face doesn't turn them away, his attitude will. Take away the moebius and you still have a rude, entitled, selfish asshole devoid of empathy for others.

 

[DrJonesHat]

If the face doesn't turn them away, his attitude will. Take away the moebius and you still have a rude, entitled, selfish asshole devoid of empathy for others.

See, I'm not so sure Russ would be this way if he didn't have mobius. If he had a normal face and still acted like an utter asshole, he would have had the shit kicked out of him many times. People assume he's a sped so they let his deplorable behavior slide. If he didn't have his disability to wave around as a shield, he'd just be another dipshit deserving of a pounding.

 

[12 Inch Taint]

See, I'm not so sure Russ would be this way if he didn't have mobius. If he had a normal face and still acted like an utter asshole, he would have had the shit kicked out of him many times. People assume he's a sped so they let his deplorable behavior slide. If he didn't have his disability to wave around as a shield, he'd just be another dipshit deserving of a pounding.

Yea, we're in agreement on his disability sparing him some badly needed ass whoopings. I didn't mean ' russ without his looks would still be such and such' I was saying, if you can find any one willing to look past the wretched hygiene and disfigurement, they still have to contend with an awful 'human being' underneath. His looks are the least of his issues.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I don’t think he’s faked moving to Vegas. We saw the U-Haul with his (parents) car in tow. I also don’t think he would be clever enough to post reviews for leasing companies in an attempt to throw us off. He’s also told an Insta model or two that they need to come to Vegas.

The photo taken from inside the grounds of the Twain Estates complex is enough evidence for me to agree that he is actually living in Vegas, and likely at the Twain Estates. He tried to throw us off by taking a photo of the condos across the street, implying that he was living in those. But those are probably out of his price range. Also, in one of his recent photos, the room he's in has similar features as some photos from the Twain Estates website:


Notice the popcorn ceiling, metal railing and vertical blinds.

There are a lot of places along the Strip with unusual landscaping and non-native trees. Or he might have gone back to SLC or Evanston for Christmas.

 

[badboy2000]

He's had a busy holiday and has followed A LOT of girls on Instagram in the last few days. He's left quite a few comments, but they're mostly "so beautiful" and "sent you a DM, babe" and not postworthy. Went back and found this comment from a few days ago, where he subtly hints that since this girl likes to hang around the strip, why doesn't she come hang around his apartment, so I am fairly sure he's in LV. Also, he's far too dumb to pull off a fake move to Vegas.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I do find that selfie he took outside, the one next to the photo of Caesars Palace, kind of odd. If you look in the background you'll see a cluster of trees. Trees like that look out of place for the Las Vegas area, at least to me. However, they'd look perfectly fine for the Salt Lake area or someplace with a similar climate. Hmmm...

Nah.
Deciduous broadleaf trees can grow in most environments that aren't frozen 6-8 months of the year, provided they have enough water. Vegas, while not as bad as Southern California, is one of those places where property owners will dump insane amounts of water into keeping their "greenspaces".

Russ also seems too high on his own farts for moving to Vegas, like he feels he needs asspats for moving; and I doubt he would be doing such if he were trying to pull a fast one over on people.
I also think he's too dumb to effectively fake moving to a new city.