What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

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NumberingYourState said:
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I officially hate this twat for spending over fifty dollars on gourmet ingredients to unironically dunk on McDonalds most simple item.

Everyone who had cooked for themselves know the homemade version, identical or not, is gonna be better.

Imagine comparing a freshly prepared snack using gourmet ingredients to one you intentionally left in the bag to get cold and floppy.
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This guy gets recommended to me all the time and he annoys the fuck out of me. Like I'm not impressed if you made a better pizza by literally spending a whole day doing it. I'm not impressed by a whopper that was made using better ingredients that cost 2 to 5 times as much as the burger itself.
 
food sold at sporting evnts and stadiums. (yes i know ronas taken that away for a while still) i used to work at the Famous Metlife staduim and they food they sold was always autist friendly. tendies and fries, pizza smothered in ranch, galons of soda oh and always sold or served in overpriced novelty drink cups.
 
Agent Abe Caprine said:
Pizza found in Chinese buffets. They're decent, but why? Just get the classic General Tso's and rice for a picky kid/autist. Even the most ardent haters of Chinese food love that.
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One of my favorite things was I'd go get General Tso's for lunch and after I did this for a couple weeks in a row the owner of the restaurant just straight up said to me "You're going to get fat if you eat that every day." I love the sheer bluntness of Chinese people when they just say stuff like that.
 
These monstrosities from the Dox your Xmas dinner thread -- regular, vegetarian, and vegan.
 

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Crunchy Bone Sandwich said:
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Excellent taste in desert items.

AnOminous said:
One of my favorite things was I'd go get General Tso's for lunch and after I did this for a couple weeks in a row the owner of the restaurant just straight up said to me "You're going to get fat if you eat that every day." I love the sheer bluntness of Chinese people when they just say stuff like that.
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Is your avatar your actual self-portrait?
 
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If you ever wanted to drink carbonated pepto bismol without any of the side effects, this is now your chance to live the dream.
 
The Tuesday night special: Meatloaf with mashed potatoes and peas. Meghan puts my peas in a separate dish, and leaves my gravy on the side, because she GETS me.
 
-I used to work at a Culvers' and the most autistic thing I've seen people do is dip their French fries into the chocolate milk shakes and eat them.

EDIT: There was also a little girl and she wanted a pickle sandwich so the cooks in the back made one for her.
 
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