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Only transphobic bees will sting them. Everyone knows that. Obviously they are getting pro-trans bees. Also, pretty sure the lack of flora in the ranch area might prove to be a monkey wrench in the honey making process for the bees.
 
They can barely maintain their own health, how the hell would they be able to keep up with potentially dozens of hives (unless bees are pretty low maintenance, which I assume they aren't) which then brings up the question of just what their grand plan is with any of this ranch really? I may have missed it but what exactly is the end goal here? An agricultural center to make money, some sort of weird organic kale factory for people with down's syndrome, weird neverland-ranch-style animal sex house?
Yes and no on bee maintenance. Beekeeping takes a relatively steep learning curve compared to, say, sheep. But you have the benefit of bees being somewhat low-effort to take care of once you know what you're doing. Unlike sheep. I swear, sheep will drown in a puddle, the little retards.
 
I doubt they have them yet, I just assumed it was a future plan, ie once they get the gear they will do it. I'd support that, boosting the local bee population might be the one good thing they do.
Another useless, failing pet project
 
My only hope for the tranch is that when it all comes crashing down, as many of those innocent alpaca and bees survive as possible. A single bee has more worth than Kevin at this point.
 
Does anyone else get the feeling that all of the animals have massive amounts of ticks and fleas? There's no way they're keeping up on vet expenses for that many animals when they have to beg for money for every little thing.
 
Half the shit on the wishlist is just shit they should already have on the tranch. These are just basic tools they should have bought at Home Depot before they even started. How can your business be doing well if you have to ask people to donate you a ratchet set?
Home Depot doesn't sell epilators.
 
Does anyone else get the feeling that all of the animals have massive amounts of ticks and fleas? There's no way they're keeping up on vet expenses for that many animals when they have to beg for money for every little thing.
Fleas, maybe. I could see ticks being a thing if there were more trees on the property. Unless theres an outbreak in the barn this summer and we get some e-begging tweets for vet funds, I dont think we'll ever know.
 
Bees actually pull their weight within the hive, are cute, and are True and Honest ladies, things wholly unobtainable by dear ol' Kevkev.
Male bees are drones that just sit around the hive all day so Kevin at least has that part down.
 
I have a crippling fear of bees (was stung twice as child and that just permanently traumatized me), but the idea that these morons would probably accidentally kill a bunch of them makes me sad.
 
Sorry, sex slave what now?
Common thing in anime porn is for girls in some kind of submissive role to have a magical tattoo that looks like this right above their pussies.

Yes, I am aware that revealing this knowledge is admitting that I am a degenerate web.
 

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Common thing in anime porn is for girls in some kind of submissive role to have a magical tattoo that looks like this right above their pussies.

Yes, I am aware that revealing this knowledge is admitting that I am a degenerate web.
Didn’t Kevin admit to wanting one of those tattoos at some point? I could have sworn he did, and getting a hentai porn tattoo of a stylized uterus and ovaries is his type of degeneracy.
 
Didn’t Kevin admit to wanting one of those tattoos at some point? I could have sworn he did, and getting a hentai porn tattoo of a stylized uterus and ovaries is his type of degeneracy.
At this point it seems like a less onerous task to count the degenerate garbage he doesn’t want.
 
Just a little roundup.

He still hates dilating:
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However,
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Fatty sperging:
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And some (alleged) sexual history in response to pretty sick burn from this Jessi "person:" 694939.png
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He also tweeted a fair bit about some transformer(?) called Bumblebee that I choose to believe is the tranch's inspiration to fail at honey production 🌈
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Nigga just admit you find fast food and other garbage tasty. We all do, even vegans try to make animal product free lasagne and Mac and cheese. Look how hard beyond meat is being pushed. The “spoons” needed to make chicken and steamed broccoli is less than making lasagne.

I can just about wrap my head around the gender doublethink, but if that tampon applicator of a dildo is a chore to insert, how the hell is being aggressively "bred" so much fun for him?
Kev has never been fucked in his am hole. He even admits the Wedge couldn’t penetrate it, it’s all a fantasy that he will never fulfill. His entire sexuality is based on fantasy.
 
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