🐱 Is Taylor Swift a Witch Now?

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A lot of us developed new habits and interests during the 2020 lockdown. Some people took up knitting. Some folks baked bread. Some of us were lucky enough to create art. Some of us got really into witchcraft. And, hear me out, I think Taylor Swift did at least those last two. Yes. I’m pretty sure Taylor Swift is a witch now and I want to be the first to welcome her to the coven.

We got the first hints that Taylor was down with the goddess when folklorehit this summer. For one, folklore (the thing and not the album), is the literal gateway to magic, witchcraft, and the occult. We learn about spells and ghosts and the fae and all sorts of mystical things through actual folklore. Plus, the album was fall distilled into music and we all know fall is the witchiest season. And literally every witch I know was obsessed with it.

But now Taylor has made her witchy nature explicit with evermore and the accompanying videos, remixes, and tweets. Specifically, the opening song “willow” and the accompanying music video. In the video, Taylor follows a magic thread to find her love, and at one point ventures into a snowy forest to dance around a magic fire under the full moon with a bunch of people in capes and masks that look a lot like witches!

And that’s intentional, as are many of the multi-layered meanings and visuals in Taylor’s work (seriously, I’m not a Swiftie, but just researching this article I encountered all sorts of analysis of the references and themes in Taylor’s entire oeuvre and it’s seriously impressive). But with “willow” Taylor herself explicitly acknowledged, when chatting with fans about the video/song, that she thinks “sounds like casting a spell to make someone fall in love with you.”

Also, the song goes into the witchy bits right after she croons, “I come back stronger than a 90’s trend,” and we all know that the first pop cultural witch wave came in the 90s. (Believe me, I am still riding it). And by the way, that line is now Taylor’s Twitter bio. Need more proof? Her remixes, pictures, and tweets have been pretty clear: she’s a witch now!


You know what? I love this step in Taylor’s narrative. Not only is she rising a new surge of interest in witchcraft, but she’s also taking it as part of the larger narrative of her work and career. She’s referenced witches before in her work, mainly to lampshade how she’s often called another word that rhymes with witch. Also, she dated Tom Hiddleston, which is something all witches would like to do. But this is better because the themes of witchcraft: claiming your power, getting back to nature, using music to lure men to fulfill their only real use as a ritual sacrifice, and feminism fits with this phase of her career.

Now, it shouldn’t be surprising that Taylor has entered her witch phase. Many of the great songstresses are honorary witches. Sarah McLaughlin is a witch (or she was at least one of the main soundtracks to my own magic in the 90s). Joni Mitchell is on the Practical Magic soundtrack and so, witch. And then there’s the ultimate musical witch: Stevie Nicks. Taylor, in embracing her witchiness, is stepping into a long and storied tradition. Now she just needs to collaborate with Nicks, or even maybe the ultimate voice of witchdom, Loreena McKennitt.

I know that Taylor’s steps down the lefthand path may be concerning for some and that’s fine. I actually relish how much this will freak out her more conservative fans, who I am sure exist. But I don’t think it will affect her social life: if potential partners already feared her because she might write songs about them, worrying about a post-breakup hex isn’t that much worse. It makes me very happy that Taylor has entered her witch phase, because, well, I’ll take any excuse to talk about witchcraft. And the way “willow” has been stuck in my head certainly feels like a bit like magic.
 
She's always adopted whatever persona makes financial sense at a given time. Remember that she started out as a country singer and sang in a fake southern accent and had a fake backstory to make herself relatable.
And then there's her fake love life where she strings along retards for paparazzi shots to keep herself relevant.

I still like her music though ngl
 
Of course they had to slip in a line about men only being good for killing. Oh wait, misandry totally isn't a thing, right?
 
She's obviously doing it to put a spell on Russell to make him drop his lawsuit. It's the only way, since everyone knows he will totally win based on the merits of the case.
 
God, this article is so gay.

As for Taylor, I'm sure getting passed around her producers at parties since she was 16 did a fair amount of damage to her brain.
 
She's a race traitor whore who deserve the rope.
The fact that /pol/ stuck her on a fucking pedestal and called her "based" at one point was fucking retarded to begin with.

If you're going to assign a woman as an example of someone "/pol/ approved", you don't go for someone that's in the same kike infested industry that produces schlop after schlop each year made by real "winners" of the human race. Nobody in Hollywood or the Music Industry is genuine, and if they are, it's rare as fuck. They either immediately go for what is "popular" or "in" and if they go against the grain it's because somewhere down the line they got fucked and are now only going against the thing for their own self interest and not because it's what's "right" or "righteous".
 
So "witch" is confirmed code-word for whore now. Surprised the entertainment industry is being led by the masses on this one.
 
What's most "cringe" about witchcraft this time around is it seems to be a lot of women in their 20s. At least in the 90s it was teenagers.

I guess it's all part of the general childishness of modern consoomers.

Also funny how when male rock/metal bands use Pagan imagery it's white supremacy but when women do it it's feminism.
 
What House was she in Hogwarts? And how come the Ministry of Magic isn’t disappearing her for breaking the statute of hidden sorcery or somesuch?
Because Harry "Screw The Rules, I'm The Boy Who Lived" Potter became an Auror.

tl;dr He refuses to enforce magical law
 
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