🐮 Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Zim]

Leonard F. Shaner Jr. is confirmed running scared when he just admits that he's using a sock account on FB.

Poor Shaner. He's crumbling under the pressure.

 

[John W Simon]

Can you ask your wife Katie to come in and talk to us about Shaner? This thread is super fun and all but I think it could benefit from a lady's touch.

This is Katie. I'm actually Liquid's wife. He's letting me use his account to answer any questions you might have.

Hey Tiffany, you been reported to the US army for stolen Valor too. Enjoy.

Solid, how many times do I have to tell you: Tiffany isn't real. Kaufman isn't real. Elizabeth Shaeffer and John Duff aren't real. Matthew Wielgosz isn't real. Hot Carl isn't real. My husband Liquid Shaner a/k/a @John W Simon isn't real. I'm not real. Sweet Godbear you need to get over this shit.

 

[chimpburgers]

This is Katie. I'm actually Liquid's wife. He's letting me use his account to answer any questions you might have.


Solid, how many times do I have to tell you: Tiffany isn't real. Kaufman isn't real. Elizabeth Shaeffer and John Duff aren't real. Matthew Wielgosz isn't real. Hot Carl isn't real. My husband Liquid Shaner a/k/a @John W Simon isn't real. I'm not real. Sweet Godbear you need to get over this shit.

What's going through Len's mind when he makes all these sockpuppet accounts and never learns from past experiences in trying to be convincing to others?

 

[WireSponge]

This is Katie. I'm actually Liquid's wife. He's letting me use his account to answer any questions you might have.


Solid, how many times do I have to tell you: Tiffany isn't real. Kaufman isn't real. Elizabeth Shaeffer and John Duff aren't real. Matthew Wielgosz isn't real. Hot Carl isn't real. My husband Liquid Shaner a/k/a @John W Simon isn't real. I'm not real. Sweet Godbear you need to get over this shit.

Can you give us a rough estimate of how many cocks Shaner takes up his ass per day?

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

I do believe we have another COW in here, Mr. Matthew Frederick Wielgosz (aka) Railfan565. Nice try, Mr. Kaufman saw right through your disguise.

Well, you can tell Elizabeth Ann Sheaffer age 46 and John Duff, Jr. age 34 they have been reported to the Pennsylvania State PD. Mr. Shaner left me know this about an hour ago. Also Mr. Duff is on the Megan's List.

Is Len trying to troll shield by thinking he can get us to 'attack' people we know are imaginary?

 

[John W Simon]

Can you give us a rough estimate of how many cocks Shaner takes up his ass per day?

It feels like about six to eight. But a lot of those are dildos.

 

[fridgesrants]

I love Len's smearing of Colebrookdale as "America's most dangerous tourist line". It just makes me want to go on it all the more.

I love riding on tourist trains so the next time I am in Pennyslvania I might need to go and support them for putting Len in his place.

 

[Colress]

wait what did i miss

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Hey Tiffany, you been reported to the US army for stolen Valor too. Enjoy.

And Mr. Shaner has been reported to the Southern Poverty Law Center and the FBI for joining the KKK.

 

[crayolasword]

Hey Tiffany, you been reported to the US army for stolen Valor too. Enjoy.

@The_Knight_Rider
Here at the Army we have received your Stolen Volar report and forwarded it through the proper channels. Thank you for being ever vigilant brave American Shitlord and God Bless.

 

[Cucky]

Hot Carl isn't real.

Why even live...

 

[Lacquer Head]

@The_Knight_Rider
Here at the Army we have received your Stolen Volar report and forwarded it through the proper channels. Thank you for being ever vigilant brave American Shitlord and God Bless.

Make sure to take out that trash private. Don't want that workspace to look like Shaners house

 

[Zim]

 

[Admiral Piett]

wait what did i miss

One of Shaners sockpuppets has arrived on the forum, John Simon, who is the fake Nam veteran. Basically Len and him have been sperging out at one another.

 

[Lacquer Head]

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Nice work Len

 

[Wally Balljacker]

I'm sorry if I'm misinformed, but I was under the impression that with the exception of @Hulk Hogan (and quite possibly @Cyan), this place frowns heavily on gimmick accounts.

But back on topic: I can't decide what I find more impressive, @The_Knight_Rider's rapid rise to infamy, or the fact that he's been going strong for over 200 pages without officially earning a blue banner. This has to be some kind of record.

 

[RequiredName]

Mr. Lenny, would you say that you have *pfft, snort* a one track mind?

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Why so Shaner?

Some men just want to watch the world steam.

 

[John W Simon]

I'm sorry if I'm misinformed, but I was under the impression that with the exception of @Hulk Hogan (and quite possibly @Cyan), this place frowns heavily on gimmick accounts.

Hmm. Why don't we ask @Molly Ringwald?

But back on topic: I can't decide what I find more impressive, @The_Knight_Rider's rapid rise to infamy, or the fact that he's been going strong for over 200 pages without officially earning a blue banner. This has to be some kind of record.

Mr. Shaner is a legend. The World's Most Famous Rail Fan, Arial and Trainal Photographer and World Champion Cock-Gobbler. He don't need no stinkin' blue banners.

Mr. Lenny, would you say that you have *pfft, snort* a one track mind?

Solid Shaner's mental railroad has multiple tracks: Jeeps, trains, buttsex, buttsex in jeeps, buttsex on trains, buttsex in jeeps on freight trains. He's a very complex individual.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

The railroads have to take special precautions against Leonard F. Shaner's sexual deviancy.

Spoiler: Who's been fucking this train?