Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

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What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%
  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%
  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%
  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%
  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%
  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%
  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%

  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .
How many lawyers do you think null knows? Its only Lionel Rekieta and we all know how good he is at court bullshit.
Nick couldnt even gather from Ethan Ralphs own tweets that he was arrested going with allegedy still last night. His bad takes about this case would be hilarious

"Allegedy there is a courthouse in Richmond, and Ralph may have been arraigned or got breakfaat this morning in Richmond idk guys its so hard to follow"
 
So let’s say he ends up serving time, will Gator carry on with the kill stream until Ralph’s release or will the retort have finally been aborted?
Gator would do his own show and if it doesn't see the numbers TRR does he will go back to master's lap as soon as he can. If he got more numbers and more money he'd not go back.
 
Alawgs can only dream of fucking Digipedo's sloppy seconds, Ralphamale wins again!

Speaking of Digi, what provoked this?
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"Allegedy there is a courthouse in Richmond, and Ralph may have been arraigned or got breakfaat this morning in Richmond idk guys its so hard to follow"
Because this has to be repeated: Nick doesn't give a flying fuck about what happens to Ralph, and by extension, weather he ends up in jail again or not. He doesn't care for Ralph, as noted by the fact that he refused to disavow Null.
 
Dutiful Gator, the right-hand man of the show, will personally smuggle a smartphone into the jail via his rectal cavity to ensure that his lord and master, Ethan Oliver Ralph, can continue to host the Killstream. Meanwhile Jamal from cell block D will whip up some toilet moonshine to keep Ralph intoxicated in return for 'favours'. Rest assured, they will find a way to keep Ralph trashed and streaming. We WILL get a prison pillstream. 😉
I love the conviction here. Speak it into existence!

I know I shouldn't be, because there are few lows to which Ralph won't go, but I'm still gobsmacked that he's using the "lol u mad bitch? Jealous??" on Faith. He immediately dumped her pregnant ass because she wouldn't have a threesome with a creepy lolicon and then immediately starts dating said creepy bitch. Of course she's jealous that the father of her child dumped her to the curb and seems to not care at all, while openly telling the world about his hawt new gf.

Ralph is only ever one upped in the "being a huge piece of shit" category by himself.
 
Allegedly, Digi and Ralph could not be together in the same room and Dick invited Digi over Ralph to an afterparty.
So dick values Digi over ralph..
Interesting..
 
I imagine since the sex tape was released by Ralph they've both secretly been collecting dirt on each other. I mean Ralph clearly knew Faith was nuts after her whole psych ward adventure, knowing Ralph I doubt he didn't come up with a contingency plan in case this happened. Faith was living in the crack shack making her victim fantasy a reality, I imagine she was also collecting all kinds of dirt. Who has better stuff, Faith or Ralph?
 
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