Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

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What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%

  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%

  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%

  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%

  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%

  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%

  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%
  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .
Is it horrible I'm starting to hope the next crazy thing to happen in the Gunt Opera is Ralph walks in on May molesting a kid then kills her? It sure would be amusing.
 
Even if charges do not stick who cares, Ralphs best case scenario is gonna cost him time, money and further sour his relationship with the unborn child. I don't want the guy buried just extremely hurt otherwise we won't have anything to laugh at if he does do some time in jail.
 
Countdown until Ethan’s computer tower, cell phone, wireless internet router, and everything electronic that can transmit data all goes on the fritz at once, quite mysteriously, and he has to get rid of it all by dumping it in water and destroying it with a sledgehammer:

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Disheveled Human said:
Even if charges do not stick who cares, Ralphs best case scenario is gonna cost him time, money and further sour his relationship with the unborn child. I don't want the guy buried just extremely hurt otherwise we won't have anything to laugh at if he does do some time in jail.
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I just want him to get his life together and learn a trade. This streaming and drinking 24/7 shit is not the path for him. This dude could've had a wife bringing 6 figures a year and had a family if he wasn't such retard. But its hard feeling pitty for a guy who is such a shitty person.
 
Ralph gets out of jail and starts the killstream, it's a hit with a newly formed audience of IBS fans, he is a successful married man now.

Killstream starts going to shit, wife dumps his ass, IBS has fallen apart, he stuck it in crazy and now Ralph is on his way back to jail.

It's like poetry...
 
One thing just came to mind, is there any weighting on the way that the revenge porn was released? I mean it wasn't just published online .... it aired on a live stream with a lot of people watching, thousands replaying it, archiving it, posting it to pornhub...... does that come into consideration?
 
b0o0pinsn0o0tz said:
Is it horrible I'm starting to hope the next crazy thing to happen in the Gunt Opera is Ralph walks in on May molesting a kid then kills her? It sure would be amusing.
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He's enough of a horror cow without baseless speculation
 
TheSimpShow said:
You are correct, the habeas corpus thing, you have to meet with the judge to heard the charges levied at you.
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Judge Moon
 
The best thing for the baby is Ralph gets 0 contact and just sends a check. Even if Faith is a little unstable (i put hormones and baby crazy as a powerful thing contributing to this situation) she has a loving family who will care and raise the child as one of their own.

Ironically, its also the best and most likely outcome for all parties. Ralph wont give a fuck about his kid and if he's in jail its not as if he has much of a chance
 
Mr. V or Elric if you're reading this, can you leak all the texts Ralph sends to Faith suicide baiting and begging her to somehow get the charges dropped? Please and thank you.
 
Sriracha said:
Mr. V or Elric if you're reading this, can you leak all the texts Ralph sends to Faith suicide baiting and begging her to somehow get the charges dropped? Please and thank you.
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Think Mr V is best off not doing anything at this point other then work on the legal case.

Sam Losco said:
Surfer's opinion on the matter.
20201215 Cooking With Surfer - Meatballs - Ralph arrested.mp4

Kayfabe or not, these two are retarded.
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It's 100% gayfabe. It's just not funny. The laughs stopped with PPP when he started to get PPPissy about who could alog ralph and how they need to do it and take the attention away from him. As funny as some of his stuff was, pretty sad if that's the thing you have going in your life that you feel you need to own.
 
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