Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

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What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%

  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%

  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%

  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%

  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%

  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%

  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%
  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .

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Does the Richmond Police Department allow you to pay your bail directly in lemons or do you have to have it converted into USD first?

I can't express how giddy it made me to see the thread title on the front page.
 
The Demon Baby said:
Who cares? The prosecutors are taking a hard look at Ralph right now. The evidence of him repeatedly violating the terms of his parole by leaving the state without permission on its own is enough to send him back to jail. Do you really think they aren't going to throw everything they have at him?
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I think having any expectations regarding the justice system is :optimistic: . Plenty of retards like Ralph have walked, and I could easily see it going either way.

But that doesn't matter. All that matters is this is going to be fun.
 
Fish-Eyed Fool said:
I think having any expectations regarding the justice system is :optimistic: . Plenty of retards like Ralph have walked, and I could easily see it going either way.

But that doesn't matter. All that matters is this is going to be fun.
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Poor white trash like Ethan Ralph go to jail ALL the time. He doesn't have the money to get a non-retarded lawyer. I just hope he represents himself with Rackets tweeting him legal arguments. It's not likely to happen, but it would be entertaining as fuck.
 
LemmeSee said:
We just gotta pick the opposite side that Rekieta does. He'll be streaming tonight as well and I doubt he'll have a nice calm peaceful evening without chat forcing an opinion on Ralph out of him.
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He's right. We just have to pick the opposite side that Rekieta picks, and we can't lose!
We should start consulting him for sports bets too while we're at it.
 
"Some of Richmond's finest stopped by and knocked on the door"

"They came in..."

"They informed me that there was a warrant out for my arrest."

He was actually arrested.

"They transported me to the Richmond City Justice Center."

"I saw a magistrate, and it was about the whole sex tape thing."

Revenge porn charges.

EDIT:

The cops told him he'd have gotten beaten if he'd tried to punch a female cop in Richmond.

"I had a great time talking to the officers." COPE!

He was released on a recognizance bond after being brought before a magistrate, so he was indeed arrested.

He'll be in court tomorrow morning and already has an attorney.

EDIT 2:

"As for Faith herself, I don't want to see any attacks on her." (statement totally not written by an attorney)

"I'll be [in court] at 9 AM tomorrow morning."

"It's been revealed that I'm dating Pantsu."
 
Ralph is horse from copius cheap cigar smoking
 
It's absolutely surreal seeing the thing everyone predicted would happen happen. I shouldn't be surprised, though, since exactly that has been happening for 3000+ pages.

Also, I love how the moment anyone turns on him he instantly goes full on attack dog mode. Less than a couple of days ago he was talking about how much he loved her. Now she's a liar, leaker, etc. This dude has a legitimate history of turn heeling on people the moment things go south. Warski, rand, rekieta, and a thousand other examples exist. How anyone continues to work with him is beyond me.

Also, also, of course your pregnant girlfriend is jealous of your RELATIONSHIP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN. :story::story::story:
 
Haru Okumura said:
"Some of Richmond's finest stopped by and knocked on the door"

"They came in..."

"They informed me that there was a warrant out for my arrest."

He was actually arrested.

"They transported me to the Richmond City Justice Center."

"I saw a magistrate, and it was about the whole sex tape thing."

Revenge porn charges.
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