Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

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What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%
  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%
  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%
  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%
  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%
  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%
  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%

  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .
One thing I've learned watching Internet weirdos is they never get in near as much trouble as you think they're going to.
i definitely don't want to overhype shit. i'm here for the dumpster fire that will be this court case. both sides should remain quiet for their own good but they are too inept to do that.
 
Ethan is now over 30 minutes late, despite having been in chat 20 minutes ago.

I wonder what he could be doing at the moment.

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Honestly? Drinking and/or popping pills while spazzing out to his friends for reassurance. Getting arrested more than likely spooked the hell out of him even if he doesn't show it.
 
Is anyone restreaming tonight? I have high hopes for him announcing that he'll be representing himself in court but when it's a nothing burger I'm going to pretend that I felt that way all long because I get off on saying "I told you so."
 
How many times is he going to mention the broke dick farms tonight?
His smoothbrain viewers are already coping hard that it's all just a gay op by Josh and the posters here:

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Is anyone restreaming tonight? I have high hopes for it but when it's a nothing burger I'm going to pretend that I felt that way all long because I get off on saying "I told you so."
From the looks of it, tonight might be the most nothing burger of all. Fucker is 45 minutes late. I don't think that's a record but one for the books.

Wonder why he's taking so long. Options include but are not limited to:
1. Talking on the phone with Faith about his foolish tweet :optimistic:
2. In a screaming match with his mother
3. In a screaming match with pantsu over announcing their relationship
4. Crying into the ralph-chan poster
5. Arrested again
6. He's just scared guys give him a break I don't know why you alog him so hard all the time come on

I'm personally fond of number 4
 
He was probably just picked up and brought in for questioning. Charges come later if they think they have enough.
 
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